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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

All I really want for my birthday is to hang out with my little cat. And for someone to give me Halloween candy. And to see Ken Russell's The Devils in the cinema.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

My OCD therapy homework this week was to practice self-compassion and write down some good things about myself and I did not do any of that.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm pretty sure things like Twizzlers would be fine.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Thinking of becoming one of those annoying internet users who is constantly like "You should send an LGBTQ+ person money!" but I'm going to say "You should send a person born in October some Halloween candy!" and then hopefully some of you will send me Halloween candy.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Animal lovers when they see someone who has lost everything and has to make the heartbreaking decision to surrender their pet for the pet's own good: "We should have a public execution for this person who lost their job and cannot afford to feed themselves now."

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"Compassionate" animal lovers be like: "I hope this mentally ill/housing insecure person who is experiencing an extremely stressful situation that leaves them unable to care for themselves and their pet fucking DIES. And if they don't die on their own we should KILL THEM."

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I woke up from a dream this morning where the last thing I said was "If I were an orangutan I would knock all the shit off this table just like a cat." Then I did knock all the shit off that table just like a cat.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My coworker shared an invitation from another department that we were welcome to join for a fish fossil collecting trip this weekend and I want to go so fucking badly but I already have plans. I must have done something very bad in a past life to be punished this way.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

IT HAS NOT BEEN SERVICED SINCE 2023. I DID NOT WORK HERE THEN. IT IS NOT MY FAULT. BUT NOW IT IS MY PROBLEM!!

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My plant cells are contaminated, my coworker's plant cells are contaminated, my coworker's algae is contaminated, every fucking thing is contaminated. It turns out the entire biosafety cabinet is probably contaminated.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The last picture wasn't an artistic pose, I thought I heard someone coming up on my forest photoshoot and I got genuinely embarrassed.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I haven't been hiking in ages but stopped at my favorite park today just to look at the trees. I had to get away from some disrespectful people throwing rocks in the creek and accidentally ended up hiking for an hour in street clothes. Not even strenuous despite the heat and no technical fabrics!

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Interesting how all MY friends have normal 9-5 jobs that prevent them from joining me in unemployed behavior like going to the pumpkin farm on a Thursday morning, yet the small town grocery store that's usually empty was disgustingly full of annoying people today. What do YOU people do for work?!

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What if we kissed at ray and phil

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Not sure if you can find this anywhere anymore, I used to buy strawberry Chupa Chups soda at the Japanese market all the time a couple years ago and was obsessed. I'd be curious how you'd feel about the grape one.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I had to interpret those results myself and have not heard from her since. Okay cool. If I have to be my own doctor, they should at least let me prescribe myself whatever I want. Controlled substances included.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I had to ask my PCP after my appointment to order blood tests because she didn't think of it. Did my tests. She sent me a message saying I had no STIs. Did not address that my cholesterol is bad and I have some stuff that either means my kidneys are weird or I was dehydrated.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I need my eustachian tubes removed.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I live in an ADU attached to a house with where three children live. Since late September, every single night they have had at least one outburst where they run around the house loudly making ghost noises for at least ten minutes and I'm just like "Same."

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

She also told me I need to put my bare feet on the ground 15 minutes a day (gross!) because it's scientifically proven to electrically connect us to the earth and ground our bodies. Girl that's not true. What are you talking about? You're supposed to be a medical professional.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

New ketamine prescriber said 900 mg is way too dangerous. I've been on that for two years. Am I going to die? Then she asked if I was married because someone with the same last name recently came in asking for super high doses too. Maybe people of my bloodline are resistant!

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elicia @elicia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Here's a spray bottle I drew once.

a little spray bottle with a blue nozzle in the sunlight

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I asked our new lab member to add her birthday to the lab birthday cake spreadsheet and when I went and looked at it she had listed her birthday as "9/11 (yeah)".

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I kept a contaminated petri dish of liquid at my desk, right where I eat my breakfast, just to see what would happen. You'll never guess what happened.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can I post something extremely gross? I am allergic to bandage adhesive so I switched to hydrocolloid bandages to keep my shaved off mole wound moist. Every time I remove it to change it, it's the wettest thing I have ever seen. It's not pus or lymph or blood. It's just wet.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don't fall for unproven wellness bullshit today because I can Google it and see if there are peer-reviewed studies. But in the 19th century I would have absolutely been like "Yeah I feel bad, removing my blood does seem like that would help in every single circumstance."

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I would have been so into bloodletting if I were alive in the 19th century.

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 05/10/2026

i changed my mind. i do want you to make an AI video of me if i get killed but instead of forgiving my killer i should make some violent threats against several celebrities

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The bad news is my cholesterol levels are bad again. The good news is my glucose levels are perfect as always. This means I will convince myself it's okay to live on nothing but low fat, high sugar foods. I will be embarking on an all gummy candy diet starting today.

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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I've been wondering what's actually up here for a while + you're not going to believe this but the answer is, once again, private equity. www.avclub.com/shout-factor...

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Shout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yesterday for ten minutes I tried to post a heartfelt post about how deeply I love Dracula to the extent it causes me genuine sorrow that Bram Stoker is dead and I can't talk to him about it, but this piece of shit app wouldn't post it. But of course it posts this!

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Count Fuckula just moved to Carfucks Abbey.

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Also your Halloween display name 🤌

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Grown man spending his time commenting this btw

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Abraham Van Helsing be like,,, "Friend John"

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Walked into my appointment with green hair, green shirt, green water bottle, green hair clips on my lanyard and they asked if green was my favorite color and I said "What?"

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ten years of doctors in three different health systems brushing me off every time I asked about my bleeding mole and I go to a Stanford dermatologist ONCE and he says yes it doesn't seem to be cancer but he can cut it off for me in 5 minutes and send it for a biopsy if I want!!

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Pinball Flyers @pinballflyers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Mousin' Around (Williams, 1989)

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My dad sent me a Facebook Reel at 8 am about someone getting their purse stolen at my favorite cemetery. Can I rest??

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today my new coworker, on her very first day, suggested Primetime when we were trying to think of currently relevant subjects for Halloween group costumes. Thank you for participating but I don't think we will do the controversial pedophile entrapment reality show!

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

(We're considering doing our lab group costume from The Odyssey but I do think we should just be the Soggy Bottom Boys.)

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R. M. Kenfield 🪰 @kenrar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My boss: You've all seen The Odyssey?? Maybe we could watch it together. Me: It's like three hours long... My coworker: LET'S WATCH O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU. KENNA WILL BACK ME UP!! My boss: Isn't that really old? Me: It's like 25 years old... My boss: That's really old.

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Seeping Ooze (18+) @seepingooze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff #175 Head (mon/tue/thurs/fri)

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