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Kelvin Sparks

@kelvinsparks.com
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Transmasc sex writer. Polyam, T4T, eternally lusting after every toy in trans pride colours. Author of 'Trans Sex: A Guide For Adults' kelvinsparks.com

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MAGIC WITHIN ✨ WE ARE CLOSING @magicwithincurio.com · 20/03/2025
Wohooo! P3N15 - The robot packer is finally available! ✨ It would not have been possible without Venus @ultraohwormhole.bsky.social who designed this incredible model, and @zestyatbest.bsky.social who helped fund it ✨ magicwithincurio.com/products/p3n...
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Kelvin Sparks @kelvinsparks.com · 20/03/2025
it's *so* funny that shevibe's new own line of dildos are named after primarchs from 40k. who did that and how did they get away with it given the way GW's lawyers are
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SquidlyCo @squidlyco.com · 21/01/2025
Morning All! We're shipping out 2 packers today as free replacements for packers that were lost due to the LA fires, so it feels like a good time to plug our Mutual Aid Program! Packer Applications are currently paused until we have a few more donations - can you help? squidlyco.com/mutual-aid-d...
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Mutual Aid Donations - Squidly Co.
Mutual Aid Donations
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
alright you wanna know how to support trans people? hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit. Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
NEW blog: There's a man on the internet who gets off on giving me money. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/paypig-... #FinDom #PayPig #Kink
Paypig load - Woman tips her head back and opens her mouth like she's about to receive a load, and next to her a giant piggybank with its tummy hole open sprays coins out like it is giving it to her
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James Betty Butch 🏳️‍⚧️ @bettybutch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Shout out to everyone who's gotta take dildo pictures today. May there be no dust, pet hair, or camera/phone malfunctions ✨ May every angle be easy to achieve and may you finish your queue before your lights make you sweaty. #dongsky #fantasydildos
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
more generally, many cis ppl want trans ppl to "compromise" on virtually every trans-related issue. we have "gone too far" by simply existing & wanting to freely participate in society. to these ppl, "compromise" means us disappearing from society to some degree or other. fuck compromise.
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Kelvin Sparks @kelvinsparks.com · 06/12/2024
[points at self angrily in the mirror] No Kelvin, we cannot buy a bunch of full size penetrable toys 'for when bottom surgery is done'. At least wait until you've confirmed the mid-op cohesive bandage trick works
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Sometimes it pays to have googly eyes in your wallet.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 06/12/2024
Judging a new sexual partner by your first encounter is like judging a new TV show by its pilot (you’re totally allowed to do it but you might miss out on a lot of great stuff that way)
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Kelvin Sparks @kelvinsparks.com · 03/12/2024
Something interesting I have noticed over the past couple of years is that my taste in BDSM content (if it's not the very rare st4t M/f) is now pretty exclusively cis F/m, and I'm projecting onto both the domme and sub. I'm sure there's some funky gender stuff going on there
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Nuna @bbgoblinprincess.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
www.reddit.com/r/BadDragon/... This is absolutely horrific. My heart goes out to the OP, and others who have been injured by using Seraphina, since this isn’t the first time it has hurt someone but it’s by far the worst I’ve seen. Hey @baddragon.bsky.social I think it’s time for a redesign
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[Mature Content] From the BadDragon community on Reddit: Experience with L Seraphim causing colon perforation and emergency surgery
Posted by Square-Technician-59 - 133 votes and 60 comments
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 02/12/2024
My pals at Magic Wand are running a new research study that needs participants: magicwandoriginal.com/study/ If you've ever wanted to contribute to scientific discovery WHILE earning yourself a free Magic Wand, well... have I got the study for you!! 😂
An illustration of a person riding a giant Magic Wand like it's a magic carpet, pointing into space toward the stars. The text around the illustration says "Masturbate for science! Visit magicwandstudy.com to learn more!"A graphic with text reading: "Participants needed for 3-week research study. People with vulvas, ages 18+. Willing to use a Magic Wand. Visit magicwandstudy.com to learn more! Approved participants will receive a Magic Wand Rechargeable and will be entered to win a $250 gift card."
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Kelvin Sparks @kelvinsparks.com · 02/12/2024
Me reaping (writing reviews): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me sowing (having to take and edit photos for a review): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 29/11/2024
“I have my own website, and it is mine, and I get to own it completely” 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 For Love of God, Make Your Own Website - Aftermath aftermath.site/website-musk... by @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
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For The Love of God, Make Your Own Website - Aftermath
The internet felt like a limitless expanse of free expression. Now I usually end up at the same three or four websites.
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Kelvin Sparks @kelvinsparks.com · 27/11/2024
Something so jarring about the pre-phalloplasty hair removal period is seeing how weird and naked my arm looks. Did not realise how much dysphoria is being held at bay by my body hair until I've lost a big chunk of it lol
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Kelvin Sparks @kelvinsparks.com · 26/11/2024
Quick introduction time? 👀 I'm Kelvin, I'm a late 20s bi/queer transmasc who's been reviewing toys and writing about sex on the internet since 2017 I'm based in London, and live with one of my partners and a sex toy chest that's eternally threatening to spill over our entire house
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