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Kel Varnsen

@kelvarnsen.bsky.social
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PA-10 resident. Beatles enthusiast. Die-hard Phillies fan.

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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Amazing how quickly magas go from "America first, no foreign wars" to "You know, ethnic cleansing and nation building might be all right"
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Joe Thomas @joethomas2024.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
When prices go up more because of Trump’s tariffs. Trump and MAGA will find one lesbian that was hired at the Treasury Department under Biden and blame her and the dems.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
REP. MCGOVERN: “I don’t ever want to hear about law and order from your side again.”
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You know, this explains a LOT...
Cartoon by @IG_Doods

Four panels.

1. Purple mouse: Dude, I think your friend sets people on fire...

2. Green mouse: What? Don't be ridiculous.

3. Purple mouse: He's holding a sign and a lighter.

[there's a terracotta-coloured rodent holding a lighter and a sign that says "I set people on fire."]

Green mouse: That could mean anything.

4. Purple mouse: He's setting you on fire right now.

[the terracotta-coloured rodent is using his lighter to set fire to Green Mouse's tail.]

Green mouse: You're taking things out of context.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Congratulations on your Tesla purchase.
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The first of many, I'm sure. www.wusa9.com/article/news...
wusa9.com
Capitol riot defendant rearrested on firearm charge one day after Jan. 6 case dismissed
Daniel Ball, of Florida, is accused of unlawfully possessing a .22-caliber rifle as a convicted felon.
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The Pragmatic @thepragmatic.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Let's not forget Ross Ulbricht ordered at least five assassinations. This guy did more than just create a libertarian drug marketplace. www.wired.com/2015/02/read...
wired.com
Read the Transcript of Silk Road's Boss Ordering 5 Assassinations
Many of the ideological supporters of the Silk Road have described its sprawling online black market for drugs as an experiment in victimless crime and a nonviolent alternative to the bloody turf wars...
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It was a nazi salute. We're not stupid.
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Donald Trump just pardoned this POS. Absolutely disgusting.
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I've said it countless times before, but Dinesh D'Souza is probably the most vile of all the cretins in the Trump universe.
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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stonemom.bsky.social @stonemom.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
So has Elon admitted that this is the reason his rocket blew up?
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
It's like these Trump voters were completely unfamiliar with who he is.
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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 11/01/2025
This is irrefutably true. Let’s see how long it lasts.
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
4/16/24: The NRSC says the US justice system hasn't "even a SHRED of legitimacy". 1/10/25: The NRSC says the New York courts are corrupt. All because Trump was held accountable. Fuck these anti-American traitors.
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cavaqueer.bsky.social @cavaqueer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Magas over the past 4 years: "I'm voting for Trump because our country has too much debt, and Biden is leading us into WW3!!" Trump: "We're either going to buy Greenland and Panama, or take them over militarily"
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I will never understand why so many people who claim to be "patriots" find a violent insurrection instigated by the sitting president to be just a big joke.
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Andre 🇨🇦 @iamcdn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The kinder gentler Twitter didn't last even a single Scaramucci.
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
These people are so unbelievably fragile.
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Wait, you just found out these guys were all a big club of billionaires? Pretty sure this same NYE party has been happening at Maga-Lardo for at least the past decade.
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
DEMENTIA DONALD, AM I RIGHT? 😂
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Magas are the most gullible dopes in the history of gullible dopes.
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I was promised a resolution within 24 hours. kyivindependent.com/russia-rejec...
kyivindependent.com
Russia rejects Trump team's reported peace deal proposals on Ukraine, FM Lavrov says
Earlier reports from the Wall Street Journal indicated that Trump’s team is considering a plan to delay Ukraine’s NATO membership by at least 20 years in exchange for continued Western arms supplies a...
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
😂😂😂
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
😂😂😂
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, I can't take these morons....
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Oh man, the maga infighting happening right now is awesome. 😂
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Mr. Frank Shirley should be thankful Clark wasn't Luigi.
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upalag resists @upalag.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I can't believe another one slipped through the fingers of the maga pedo patrol.
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Wait, didn't republicans tell us that Biden was the one with dementia? wcbm.com/national-hea...
wcbm.com
‘Missing’ GOP Congresswoman Not Seen For Six Months Finally Found Living at Dementia Care Home
In a startling revelation, Rep. Kay Granger, missing for six months, has been found living in a dementia care home. Discover the details behind her sudden disappearance and the implications for her po...
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Merri Deth @highlyedited.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Can Elon just go back to Africa??? 😮‍💨 Isn't that what they said about Obama??? 🙄
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Maga: "Biden cares more about Ukraine than America! He doesn't do anything to help people here in our country!" *Biden approves another batch of PSLF applications* Maga:
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Life expectancy vs Health expenditures.
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Some good news about the Biden Economy Inflation is said to still be coming down to their 2% target Wages are up 5% Personal Income up 5.8% Spending up 6% All just reported on CNBC Enjoy it now folks. Because a lot Americans have just fucked this all up come Jan 20th
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
NO ONE KNEW PEACE FOR UKRAINE COULD BE SO COMPLICATED thehill.com/policy/defen...
thehill.com
Trump says Russia-Ukraine peace may be harder than Middle East
President-elect Trump on Monday expressed confidence that he could settle the war between Russia and Ukraine but also stressed that it would be difficult and possibly harder to solve than the confl…
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Part-time fry cook and rapist. Don't forget about that little detail.
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Jasperacing @jasperacing.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
In what circumstances would you send funds to women you're dating? Maybe in a one-off emergency, sure. Things happen. But "often"? That's not normal.
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Up 70% in a little over a month? 😂
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a woman with long blonde hair is smiling and says ehh ... i doubt it
ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is smiling and says ehh ... i doubt it
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Lying liar admits he lied.
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
From "America's mayor" to indigent defendant. Has anyone in the maga universe had a more precipitous fall from grace that Rudy Giuliani? He deserves every bit of it. I can't wait to see what lies ahead for Elon. www.yahoo.com/news/broke-r...
yahoo.com
Broke Rudy Giuliani Whines He Can’t Hire a Single Lawyer
No one will agree to represent the former New York City mayor.
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Kel Varnsen @kelvarnsen.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Keep this list handy to remind magas of all his unfulfilled promises. (And number 13 on this list should be free IVF treatments)
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