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Kelsey

@keltre.bsky.social
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Not good! Very bad. She/her

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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cam Skattebo frinkiac.com/bettergif/S0...
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Frinkiac
But, like people, some of them are just jerks. Stop that, Mr. Simpson.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At least he looks like complete shit!
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Personally what causes me the most stress when I’m driving is knowing how much damage I can inflict with my car if something goes wrong. Not just to myself but the idea of hurting someone else is very stressful! I don’t have that feeling with a bike (or at least not to the same extent).
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Would 100% listen to Lauren doing a deep dive into the Sysco cataog
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We occasionally played against boys when I played ringette as a tween and looking back I can guarantee those boys were playing ringette instead of hockey because of how toxic and awful hockey culture is. And no one gave a shit because we were all just there to have fun!!
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of my favourite podcast series but you could not pay me to watch the video version
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No one's doing it like Katie Dippold
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s Paper Doll on 124th, selling it alongside a Protect the Dolls shirt and saying they do not align with anti-LGBTQ statements is really fucking rich
Two white t-shirts being sold in an online store, one says “Protect the Dolls,” the other is a black and white photo of noted transphobe grifter Sophie CunninghamDescription of the Sophie Cunningham shirt with the disclaimer “we love the WNBA and this tee is about supporting a strong player in a strong moment… about basketball… we do not align with any anti LGBTQ statements..”
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Walked by a local boutique proudly displaying a Sophie Cunningham shirt in their window, this was one of the local businesses decrying city council for their dismal sales but it doesn’t seem to have occurred to them that they’re just bigots who suck.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AI stuff aside this is one of the most unsustainable businesses I've ever seen lol
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Courtney Theriault @ctheriault.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NEW: Saddle Lake Cree Nation calls Alberta trans health-care laws a violation of Treaty rights, announces path to work around the legislation
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The current separatist billboard on highway 2 features images of not just Carney but also Trudeau, who hasn't been in office for over a year. He's busy going to Coachella with Katy Perry and couldn't give less of a shit about Alberta but these losers can't stop thinking about him.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Really incredible Small Business Tyrant energy coming from the Edmonton baker who tried to ride a viral wave after getting into it with a food influencer only for it to come out that he owes former employees thousands of dollars in unpaid wages
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Speculative sci-fi shows like Silo and For All Mankind love to have billionaire tech guy characters that are actually smart and actually manage to build the things they say they're going to build, meanwhile this is what real life billionaire tech guys are doing
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definitely not going to touch the belly @aeolist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
dinner is at 5pm and bedtime is 10pm
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Jungle, Upton Sinclair (1905)
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of the best jokes on Futurama is that the moon is a redneck backwater full of hicks
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Everyone knows able bodied people should be crossing the street like Eddie Murphy in that one scene in Bowfinger youtu.be/aZSIwR1qA1c?...
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Bowfinger | Steve Martin Gets Eddie Murphy to Run Across a Freeway
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who says JF needs Stefan on @gooffkings.bsky.social?? My cat gives this stream two thumbs up!
A grey and orange cat intently watching a lone twitch streamer playing a game where he tries to flip sausages off of a frying pan onto various objects.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Facebook was originally created to rank the attractiveness of women, this is the logical horrific endpoint of all of it.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Haunting
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
lol look at this chud
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This brought genuine tears to my eyes
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I finished knitting a whole ass sweater
A black cat sitting on a grey knit sweater with the sleeves wrapped around him
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Did not realize Steve Hoffstetter looks like a skinny Brian Posehn
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I can not adequately express how much Porter loves this grey yarn
A black and white cat stretched out on a grey sweater in the process of being knittedA black and white cat lounging on a yellow bag filled with skeins of grey yarn A black and white cat stretched out on a grey sweater in the process of being knittedA black and white cat stretched out on a grey sweater in the process of being knitted
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“A guy named Jim, who wouldn’t provide his surname but said he lives near the future data centre, showed up at the event to argue with protestors.”A scene from the Simpsons of Mr. Burns in a fake mustache, caption says “Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from, uh… some place nearby”
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I got hit by a car and then went for all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ immediately afterwards
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tim Robbins doing RFK Jr. voice on Silo now
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We really need to study the aspect of car brain that causes drivers to forget that everything outside their vehicle is real
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
lol, lmao
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Look on my works*, ye mighty, and despair *this scrunchie I knit
A brown knit scrunchie with a bow attached
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Mother nature is taking care of Jelly Roll and Post Malone for @jessefarrar.com www.reddit.com/r/Edmonton/s...
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From the Edmonton community on Reddit: Post Malone - Storm
Explore this post and more from the Edmonton community
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
(I was part of that "Great Resignation" in 2021 because it just felt so crazy to see people lined up to get into a fucking Old Navy when hospitals were bursting at the seams and it's still the best decision I've ever made)
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This part is key. When I got into management and started scheduling, corporate was always scaling back the number of payroll hours we were allotted for the sales floor and it became next to impossible to ensure adequate coverage of everything.
Industry research indicates that engaged “front-line employees” are more important for preventing shoplifting than sensors and security cameras. But employees are the one security measure that managers’ hate to pay for. This is especially in the retail industry, which for decades has reduced staffing levels and forced those who remain to endure not only low pay but “flexible” scheduling that can make it impossible to work second jobs, go to school, or have stable family lives. Here again is Amanda Mull:

“Retailers really love to reduce labor costs, and after a certain point that just means having fewer workers. When you get to that point, it becomes really hard to manage a store well. So what retailers have done is sort of retrofit stores with systems that mean in their minds that they can run stores with fewer employees. That’s what self-checkout is. And that’s what these locked up shelves are.”

Unsurprisingly, an industry already facing chronic understaffing due to crappy conditions was hit especially hard by the “Great Resignation” of 2021, leaving even fewer employees to combat shrink, either by deterring shoplifting or catching shipping errors.

Speaking of self-checkout. Have you ever been scanning your own groceries at a self-checkout and thought about how easy it would be to throw that fancy salsa in your bag without scanning it? Have you ever done more than think about it? You’re far from alone. Stores that have self-checkout have much higher rates of inventory loss than stores that don’t, and more than a quarter of people have knowingly stolen from self-checkout.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I've worked in various aspects of retail for over 20 years now and I have never once seen an instance of "organized retail crime."
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Canadian Liberal party trying to appease Alberta
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Guys came up with the perfect podcast business model by making flubs a thing, so now when they release an episode with no audio people cheer and say “by god they’ve done it again!!” instead of bitching and moaning about audio quality
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Incredible to call these shorts and then take a picture where you can't even see a sliver of leg
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Look at this fun new recipe collection from the NYT Cooking app
Screengrabs from the NYT Cooking app of a recipe collection for “Worry-Free Cooked Vegetable Recipes”
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Thank god for @blockedparty.bsky.social for bringing iwaspoisoned.com to our attention
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Report Food Poisoning Now. Protect Others.
We collect and share reports with consumers, public health and restaurants. Protect friends, family & help restaurants. If you got food poisoning report it now!
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Going to be thinking about Sunset Cocktails for years to come
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Did a rewatch of Widow's Bay but I actually paid attention this time and holy shit what a masterpiece; an incredibly rich narrative, really good scares, all combined with some of the best comedy writing in years. Katie Dippold is very good at what she does.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 11/07/2026
every five foot something mexican male to haaland rn
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.

What about side by side with a friend?
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"It was stupid and annoying and I didn't want to do it." Relatable king.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Looking forward to pairing my Guys hat with my Stores shirt
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Making the rest of Kelseys look bad
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Was genuinely confused what kind of gotcha he was trying to point out because this exchange is consistent with what was reported, then I remembered he's a dumb piece of shit
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
See, this is part of the problem - while the new allegations against Platner are more severe than the ones that came before, the fact that political commentators were so quick to dismiss them as not relevant is how you ended up supporting a rapist.
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My Graham Platner Apology
The allegations published yesterday that Senate nominee Graham Platner sexually assaulted a woman are different from the previous scandals.
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