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Jofis Chiles

@keltalo.bsky.social
36 followers 43 following 73 posts

30 | They/Them | Gamer | Anarchist | Artist | General Time-Waste Enthusiast | Streamer www.twitch.tv/keltalo |

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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Onion headline reading "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I got a dozen emails in the last hour that Trump pooped his pants and smelled terrible at the inauguration. I can't find a single source about it, but it's weird that so many people would write on about it. Has someone been spreading this rumor?
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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a man on a boat says i hope you 're hungry while holding a silver tray
ALT: a man on a boat says i hope you 're hungry while holding a silver tray
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
In this week's video, we look at the absurdity of Sony greenlighting TEN "live service" games, then desperately cancelling them all after the completely imaginary bubble burst: youtu.be/R5oFjX18_18
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Sony Burst A Bubble That Hadn't Even Been Blown (The Jimquisition)
YouTube video by Jim Sterling
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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Ferris Jabr @ferrisjabr.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
In winter through early spring, you can sometimes find unspoiled, still-bright groundcherries sitting in the latticed remnants of their husks, like hearts suspended in paper ribcages
A photo of groundcherries (Alkekengi) in a garden in winter. The round, orange, cherry tomato-like fruits are suspended in the center of pendulous, vaguely heart-shaped husks made of networks of dried beige veins. The husks have a delicate, skeletal, lattice-like structure, reminiscent of laser-cut papercraft.
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!” Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Trying to explain the current marvel cinematic universe is like trying to explain the plot of a soap opera, sometimes you just had to be there
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
THIRTEEN TWENTY-EIGHT DAY MONTHS. 364 DAYS. THE 365TH DAY IS A GLOBAL CELEBRATION. #FIXTHEMONTHS
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
kingdom hearts theorists online are kinda goofy
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
You ever play a game so good you gotta just sit with the title screen for a while after watching all the credits roll?
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The Department of Transportation is fining JetBlue $2 million for "chronically delayed" flights on the East Coast. It's the first time the DOT has fined an airline for delays on specific routes due to "unrealistic" scheduling. Half of the fine will go to affected passengers.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The minimum wage just went up in 21 states, increasing the pay of 9.2 million workers by a total of $5.7 billion, according to @epi.org. The federal minimum wage continues to sit at $7.25 as it has since 2009.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/01/2025
Tips For Picking Out Running Shoes theonion.com/tips-for-pic...
Tips For Picking Out Running Shoes
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Oh baby the main course has arrived. This is going to be a very slay the spire Christmas indeed
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Christmas came early this year #slaythespire #slaythespiretheboardgame @megacrit.com
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
@codyjohnston.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social omg, it is coming for us all. Nobody is safe
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 05/12/2024
It really is quite touching. I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/12/2024
FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy theonion.com/fda-recommen...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/12/2024
Jon M. Chu Defends Splitting ‘Wicked’ Into 230,400 Successive Images theonion.com/jon-m-chu-de...
Jon M. Chu Defends Splitting ‘Wicked’ Into 230,400 Successive Images

-The Onion
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Anyone going to Con Of Heroes 2025? Going to be a fun Marvel Champions get together. If you are, hmu
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
After watching wicked i am kinda feeling like experiencing one of the most interesting wizard of Oz adaptations
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Me waking up each day
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I have used online banking long enough that paying for things with cash is starting to feel like I am getting stuff for free
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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I saw something today that rang true to me. There are two types of people in this world: People who can infer things from incomplete information
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Jaws 🦈 @gonejoshin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
When people ask me about my future
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Yooo I did not remember the scarecrow rolling up to the witches castle like this
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I am going to be brave enough to say it. When are we getting Old Maid Legacy you cowards
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Just saw Wicked, would have happily sat there another 3 hours. Had a blast
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Pileus Media @pileusmedia.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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Ray | Underground Leather Co @undergroundleather.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Heck Yeah Metal Slimes! @metalsli.me · 20/11/2024
This slime supports trans rights. You will always have my support 🏳️‍⚧️
A drawing of a slime from Dragon Quest. The slime is partially colored with pink and light blue highlighter to resemble the trans flag.
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Leyland 🌿☕✒️ @handle.invalid · 20/11/2024
Daily Doodle 💭😮‍💨🍵 #rkgk #art
Pencil crayon chibi drawing of a girl with short blue hair holding a cup of water. She has a blanket draped over her lap and a thoughtful expression. She is wearing a  white shirt, silver watch, green hair clip and green cardigan.
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
If I am playing a puzzle game where the goal is to remove things by matching or stacking things I will ALWAYS refer to that action as KLAXING and I will not apologize for it. Shout-out to all my klax heads out there (we are called klax heads)
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i feel like webfishing had fishing in it at one point. not sure if i am playing the game correctly
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
9 out of 10 dentists seem way too easy to please
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DawN @paperdawn.art · 16/11/2024
that Piglet game is selling for nearly 300 bucks online right now...... not even a week ago it was under 20 bucks complete. Insane. I hate this damn hobby so much sometimes.
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I am on the final chapter of #TheRiseOfTheGoldenIdol and I have no idea how this game is going to wrap up. I am excited to find out but there are so many plates spinning atm
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Straw Hat Sean @cptsean2151.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Joe Locke as Wiccan is incredible! And they certainly did an incredible job bringing Wiccans outfit to life! #AgathaAllAlong #JoeLocke
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Rob 🟡 @fawnrelic.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.
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Simone ova 9000 aka The People’s Princess ✨ @bysimonemalcolm.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me to y’all (with love of course 🥰) #animesky #mangasky #blacksky
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Omg it begins! First bit of my order came in #TombaSpecialEdition #LimitedRun
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 16/11/2024
Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Are we seriously calling bluesky posts, 'skeets'? I am down for it I just need consensus so I don't look like an idiot at Thanksgiving
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Jofis Chiles @keltalo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This app is quite refreshing. More refreshing than a scalper on the PS5Pro purchase page
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Heck Yeah Metal Slimes! @metalsli.me · 15/11/2024
Dragon Quest III [Japanese CM, 1988]
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