Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 16hIm taking a lil workforce development class right now. Its my first true virtual learning experience and holy shit do I feel terrible for the current generation of post-covid students. 020
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I seem to remember trying to learn this from (and undoubtedly incorrect) TAB printed out from the family computer. 😆 020
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imbiss is already in Oktoberfest mode. All year long, baby. October events 010
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yes, I did misspell pumpkin, but Im just gonna pretend it was done cutely 110
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Up and running at Govans Farmers Market. Im here until 6. Get it! 155
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Playing Santaria with downstrokes is absolutely bonkers. 010
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh no! Bros battery powered amp is dying. It sounds like when I had a Boss Distortion back in the day. 010
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Now he's playing Just What I Needed and it is taking ALL my restraint to not jump in on the back up vocal "JUST WHAT I NEEDED!" 110
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The musician here did NOT do the falsetto part in Semi Charmed Life but ADDED a falsetto part to Life is a Highway. That's an original thinker. 120
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A wise man (Tom Waits) once said, a little rain never hurt no one. So come out to Overlea Farmers Market! Here until 12:30. 284
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I just learned Greg Giraldo's son is doing comedy and the legacy aspect is getting me emotional lol 010
Reposted by Red GardenerAlex Burness @burness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People are hiding at home, afraid to go outside and encounter ICE. They're struggling to find food and holding kids out of school, as friends and family are disappeared in bunches. This is now the reality of daily life across the U.S., and I took a snapshot of what it looks like in one community:boltsmag.org“We're Afraid on a Daily Basis”: How a Maryland Sheriff Targeted Immigrants Long Before ICE Raids Spiked - BoltsFrederick County’s sheriff turned his office into a force multiplier for ICE before such collaboration became commonplace. As he again faces voters this year, the harm to immigrant communities is impo... 11574328
Reposted by Red GardenerJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026HBD to Joan Jett, Baltimore Oriole 18634
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thank you!!! I didn't realize that was you. Nice to see you IRL 120
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Lol! I still think he should stay focused on the task at hand! 110
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yeeeeeeeeeah... that's pretty nasty. More so if they're serving. 🤢 110
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So nice to share space with Mazemaker and @kimberband.bsky.social 020
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Pretzels are up until 3 pm at True Chesapeake! Come get some. 132
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This Mergers and Acquisitions show is now a benefit for Wax Atlas. Let's party for a cause! 110
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh bummer it overlaps. We should share a bill soon! 110
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026And also on Saturday! Lol Mergers and Acquisitions first Baltimore show! Wax Atlas 7pm doors 031
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Try my new Pumpkin Flavor at Govans Market today! I'll be bringing some samples. Looking forward to your thoughts and feedback. 032
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Its Fall y'all! Not to brag or nothing, but I'm prototyping PUMPKIN SPICE PRETZELS AND THEY ARE MIND-BLOWING!!! I'll be making these all season for sure. Real pumpkin puree in the dough, cinnamon, ginger, clove, nutmeg. Come get some tomorrow at Govans Market 143
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I would like to make out with this weather, thanks. 010
Reposted by Red Gardenerpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026 201621242
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If I were Weird Al my food themed parody would be to the tune of Jolene. "Tajin, Tajin, Tajin, Taaaajiiiiiiiiin" And this is why he's Weird Al and I'm not. 051
Reposted by Red GardenerBaltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 10/09/2026Man shot by ICE on Christmas Eve in Glen Burnie freed after nearly 9 months in detentionbuff.lyMan shot by ICE on Christmas Eve in Glen Burnie freed after nearly 9 months in detentionA Portuguese man who was shot by immigration agents in Glen Burnie on Christmas Eve was released from their detention Wednesday, advocates said. 1199
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Turns out that mystery squash taking over the yard is a pumpkin. Accidentally grew my first pumpkin! Not my preferred use of space lol 000
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Backrooms, on the other hand, got me ALL the way fucked up. Lol. The monsters that don't make sense are scarier than the ones with a motive. 010
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I guess it's really more of an action movie with a little gore. Not gross, very stylish and sexy. (Y'know before the monsters lol.) That scene with the cross temporal music was something special. 110
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's been so long since I watched a movie. In a way, it's kinda nice being stuck with not much else to do. I always thought I didn't like horror in general but now I'm realizing it's totally contextual. I finally "got the courage" to see Sinners, and I'm so glad I did. 110
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Is my trash bag of dirty laundry or three small wheels of cheese gonna make my luggage stinker lol 🧀 010
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Anyway, I hope he enjoys life in NL where the general Left is very visible, if not empowered. Palestinian flags abound. Anti capitalist stickers everywhere. ¡Che presente! 010
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I guess it's more accurate to say he was involved with a weird esoteric cult that used the language of the left. I think the first step to being a communist is actually giving a shit about other people, which he cannot do. 120
Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I just had someone I've known since high school friend break up with me over my communist politics. He (a trust fund baby and former communist) called it a hateful, murderous ideology. I'm seeing it as a philosophy of love and self defense. Especially right now. 120