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Red Gardener

@kelsilo.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighborhood Baltimore Co. commie. Pretzel Maker www.imbisspretzel.com Deli worker Bass player and vocalist for Mergers and Acquisitions Auntie. Gardener and armchair ecologist. Video games. Latin America enthusiast.

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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 16h
Im taking a lil workforce development class right now. Its my first true virtual learning experience and holy shit do I feel terrible for the current generation of post-covid students.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 19h
Whatcha playing now?
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I seem to remember trying to learn this from (and undoubtedly incorrect) TAB printed out from the family computer. 😆
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still reference this one from time to time lol
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Felt charcute, might delete later. Idk
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imbiss is already in Oktoberfest mode. All year long, baby. October events
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, I did misspell pumpkin, but Im just gonna pretend it was done cutely
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Up and running at Govans Farmers Market. Im here until 6. Get it!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sitting down is the best thing ever. Sigh
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Playing Santaria with downstrokes is absolutely bonkers.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh no! Bros battery powered amp is dying. It sounds like when I had a Boss Distortion back in the day.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now he's playing Just What I Needed and it is taking ALL my restraint to not jump in on the back up vocal "JUST WHAT I NEEDED!"
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The musician here did NOT do the falsetto part in Semi Charmed Life but ADDED a falsetto part to Life is a Highway. That's an original thinker.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A wise man (Tom Waits) once said, a little rain never hurt no one. So come out to Overlea Farmers Market! Here until 12:30.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thanks! No worries. Im glad you could make it.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mergers and Acquisitions at Wax Atlas 9/19/26
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just learned Greg Giraldo's son is doing comedy and the legacy aspect is getting me emotional lol
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Alex Burness @burness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People are hiding at home, afraid to go outside and encounter ICE. They're struggling to find food and holding kids out of school, as friends and family are disappeared in bunches. This is now the reality of daily life across the U.S., and I took a snapshot of what it looks like in one community:
boltsmag.org
“We're Afraid on a Daily Basis”: How a Maryland Sheriff Targeted Immigrants Long Before ICE Raids Spiked - Bolts
Frederick County’s sheriff turned his office into a force multiplier for ICE before such collaboration became commonplace. As he again faces voters this year, the harm to immigrant communities is impo...
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Its the best
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HBD to Joan Jett, Baltimore Oriole
Black and white photo of Joan Jett decked out in Orioles gear
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you!!! I didn't realize that was you. Nice to see you IRL
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lol! I still think he should stay focused on the task at hand!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeeeeeeeeeah... that's pretty nasty. More so if they're serving. 🤢
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So nice to share space with Mazemaker and @kimberband.bsky.social
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pretzels are up until 3 pm at True Chesapeake! Come get some.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Awesome!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This Mergers and Acquisitions show is now a benefit for Wax Atlas. Let's party for a cause!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh bummer it overlaps. We should share a bill soon!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And also on Saturday! Lol Mergers and Acquisitions first Baltimore show! Wax Atlas 7pm doors
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
See you Sunday!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Try my new Pumpkin Flavor at Govans Market today! I'll be bringing some samples. Looking forward to your thoughts and feedback.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Its Fall y'all! Not to brag or nothing, but I'm prototyping PUMPKIN SPICE PRETZELS AND THEY ARE MIND-BLOWING!!! I'll be making these all season for sure. Real pumpkin puree in the dough, cinnamon, ginger, clove, nutmeg. Come get some tomorrow at Govans Market
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I would like to make out with this weather, thanks.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wanna see a doggie with that little mustache 😆
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Washington post correction:
Thursday, December 3, 2009
A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If I were Weird Al my food themed parody would be to the tune of Jolene. "Tajin, Tajin, Tajin, Taaaajiiiiiiiiin" And this is why he's Weird Al and I'm not.
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 10/09/2026
Man shot by ICE on Christmas Eve in Glen Burnie freed after nearly 9 months in detention
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Man shot by ICE on Christmas Eve in Glen Burnie freed after nearly 9 months in detention
A Portuguese man who was shot by immigration agents in Glen Burnie on Christmas Eve was released from their detention Wednesday, advocates said.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Turns out that mystery squash taking over the yard is a pumpkin. Accidentally grew my first pumpkin! Not my preferred use of space lol
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Backrooms, on the other hand, got me ALL the way fucked up. Lol. The monsters that don't make sense are scarier than the ones with a motive.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I guess it's really more of an action movie with a little gore. Not gross, very stylish and sexy. (Y'know before the monsters lol.) That scene with the cross temporal music was something special.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's been so long since I watched a movie. In a way, it's kinda nice being stuck with not much else to do. I always thought I didn't like horror in general but now I'm realizing it's totally contextual. I finally "got the courage" to see Sinners, and I'm so glad I did.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is my trash bag of dirty laundry or three small wheels of cheese gonna make my luggage stinker lol 🧀
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Govans Farmers Market when they were in season.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Anyway, I hope he enjoys life in NL where the general Left is very visible, if not empowered. Palestinian flags abound. Anti capitalist stickers everywhere. ¡Che presente!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I guess it's more accurate to say he was involved with a weird esoteric cult that used the language of the left. I think the first step to being a communist is actually giving a shit about other people, which he cannot do.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just had someone I've known since high school friend break up with me over my communist politics. He (a trust fund baby and former communist) called it a hateful, murderous ideology. I'm seeing it as a philosophy of love and self defense. Especially right now.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Delft Blue, baby
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Delft is crazy for this.
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