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Red Gardener

@kelsilo.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighborhood Baltimore Co. commie. Pretzel Maker www.imbisspretzel.com Deli worker Bass player and vocalist for Mergers and Acquisitions Auntie. Gardener and armchair ecologist. Video games. Latin America enthusiast.

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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 42m
Imbiss is already in Oktoberfest mode. All year long, baby. October events
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 2h
Up and running at Govans Farmers Market. Im here until 6. Get it!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sitting down is the best thing ever. Sigh
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Playing Santaria with downstrokes is absolutely bonkers.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A wise man (Tom Waits) once said, a little rain never hurt no one. So come out to Overlea Farmers Market! Here until 12:30.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mergers and Acquisitions at Wax Atlas 9/19/26
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just learned Greg Giraldo's son is doing comedy and the legacy aspect is getting me emotional lol
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Alex Burness @burness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People are hiding at home, afraid to go outside and encounter ICE. They're struggling to find food and holding kids out of school, as friends and family are disappeared in bunches. This is now the reality of daily life across the U.S., and I took a snapshot of what it looks like in one community:
boltsmag.org
“We're Afraid on a Daily Basis”: How a Maryland Sheriff Targeted Immigrants Long Before ICE Raids Spiked - Bolts
Frederick County’s sheriff turned his office into a force multiplier for ICE before such collaboration became commonplace. As he again faces voters this year, the harm to immigrant communities is impo...
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HBD to Joan Jett, Baltimore Oriole
Black and white photo of Joan Jett decked out in Orioles gear
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So nice to share space with Mazemaker and @kimberband.bsky.social
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pretzels are up until 3 pm at True Chesapeake! Come get some.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This Mergers and Acquisitions show is now a benefit for Wax Atlas. Let's party for a cause!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
See you Sunday!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Try my new Pumpkin Flavor at Govans Market today! I'll be bringing some samples. Looking forward to your thoughts and feedback.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Its Fall y'all! Not to brag or nothing, but I'm prototyping PUMPKIN SPICE PRETZELS AND THEY ARE MIND-BLOWING!!! I'll be making these all season for sure. Real pumpkin puree in the dough, cinnamon, ginger, clove, nutmeg. Come get some tomorrow at Govans Market
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I would like to make out with this weather, thanks.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Washington post correction:
Thursday, December 3, 2009
A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If I were Weird Al my food themed parody would be to the tune of Jolene. "Tajin, Tajin, Tajin, Taaaajiiiiiiiiin" And this is why he's Weird Al and I'm not.
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 10/09/2026
Man shot by ICE on Christmas Eve in Glen Burnie freed after nearly 9 months in detention
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Man shot by ICE on Christmas Eve in Glen Burnie freed after nearly 9 months in detention
A Portuguese man who was shot by immigration agents in Glen Burnie on Christmas Eve was released from their detention Wednesday, advocates said.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Turns out that mystery squash taking over the yard is a pumpkin. Accidentally grew my first pumpkin! Not my preferred use of space lol
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's been so long since I watched a movie. In a way, it's kinda nice being stuck with not much else to do. I always thought I didn't like horror in general but now I'm realizing it's totally contextual. I finally "got the courage" to see Sinners, and I'm so glad I did.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is my trash bag of dirty laundry or three small wheels of cheese gonna make my luggage stinker lol 🧀
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just had someone I've known since high school friend break up with me over my communist politics. He (a trust fund baby and former communist) called it a hateful, murderous ideology. I'm seeing it as a philosophy of love and self defense. Especially right now.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Delft is crazy for this.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This pretzel in Delft was very lekker. The brootje harring was alright. I dunno if I can handle the texture again.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
an open restaurant kitchen is a symptom of the surveillance state. let those boys cook in peace. what happens back there is between them & god.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 05/09/2026
The U.S. Embassy in Havana issued a health alert warning of a “significant increase in diarrheal illness across Cuba.” A naval embargo and increased sanctions have limited imports of oil and medicine. The result has been major electricity blackouts.
washingtonpost.com
U.S. Embassy in Havana issues health alert as sanctions limit imports to Cuba
The embassy issued a health alert Friday warning of a “significant increase in diarrheal illnesses across Cuba” caused by contaminated water and inadequate refrigeration.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Layover in Copenhagen. I saw a Danish danish. I desperately would like to get fresh air outside but it's not that long of a stop. 🇩🇰
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If there isn't already, there should be a band called Hapsburg Jaw.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I will say, doing an 11+ hour workday is a lot easier when it's on your own terms.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Im ready for you at overlea farmers market ! 🥨 Vendors are out here until 12:30. The musician is sound checking with Don't Look Back In Anger. Let's do this!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ill name a pizza whatever I want. I don't give a shit anymore 😆
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In one week, Ill be on my way to see my bestie in the Netherlands. I've had so much on my plate lately that I haven't had a chance to get excited until now <3
static.klipy.com
Frau Antje: Cheese Presentation
ALT: Frau Antje: Cheese Presentation
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I admire the way the elderly will say shit just to say shit. Yelling across the store, "where do I pay!?" While actively walking to the register. 😆
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chirping bird @chrpngbrd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
whoever set it to “Wile E. Coyote mode”, great job!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Camping? More like damping!
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Today was wild. I tried to take my niece camping at Catoctin Mountain Park. She got car sick twice. Then she had a legit panic attack over the bugs. (She's 7 and has a phobia) so we packed everything up and came back. I'm proud of her for trying. She tried going for a hike with me and everything.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I ordered this for the store for just me, basically lol but hopefully it sells 🧀 😆
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 15/08/2026
This year’s record-smashing El Niño will act like a climate time machine, temporarily pushing global temperatures to levels that might not otherwise be reached for another decade or so. wapo.st/4g81jJ9
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Imbiss will be at the Overlea Farmers Market tomorrow (Sat) and Ottobar Punk Rock Flea Market Sunday! Probably bringing the usual suspects. Salted, Everything, Old Bay, Cinnamon Sugar and a couple Vegan. I'm thinking of some fun flavors for the Fall. Which can't come soon enough 😅
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just when you think it can't possibly get more grim. Never forget we're gonna win, though.
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Charm City Art Spice @rahnealexander.com · 11/08/2026
psst transphobia stunts your emotional, intellectual and moral growth pass it on
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Erin 🌱 @wearegonnafindout.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fellow Maryland people, if you too have data center concerns, @chesapeakeclimate.bsky.social is holding a conference you might be interested in: chesapeakeclimate.org/people-over-...
chesapeakeclimate.org
“People Over Data Centers” Maryland’s First Statewide Conference on Confronting the Data Center Crisis - Chesapeake Climate Action Network
A day-long conference bringing together residents, advocates, community leaders, and public officials for discussion, training, and organizing to protect communities from dirty and dangerous data cent...
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm hot and sweaty! The pretzels are warm and ready! Imbiss is out here on the Ave in White Marsh until 4!!! Salted, Cinnamon Sugar, Old Bay, Everything
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My new microfeminist game is when a man and a woman come to the counter, I only address the woman 😆
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Set up govans market ! The weather looks like it might be clearing up so come on out! Here until 6.
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Here are the Imbiss markets/pop ups for August! Come get it ❤️ 🥨
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Red Gardener @kelsilo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My aunt made me a cute apron! Ill be at Overlea market on Saturday. Get a pretzel 🥨
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