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Kelssis

@kelsey.bsky.social
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Here bc @daniel 🫠 made me

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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 12/05/2024
chopping all my hair off and telling the guy at the menards paint counter that “I dont normally look like this”
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Tomato in Shell 🍅🐚
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Married
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Kittie Heaven 😇
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 09/04/2024
ozark mountain eclipse
total solar eclipseeverything darkme in awe & cheesinbeforehand through eclipse glasses
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 05/05/2024
chef living up to her name
black kitty with flour on her face
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 11/05/2024
northern lights boy // northern lights cow
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 04/01/2024
@kelsey.bsky.social has been trying to convince our cats that danny devito is their father by repeatedly pointing to this pillow and saying “papa”
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
@dholms.xyz when mosey into his office while working
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
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cat 😊 @cats.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
6in Italian herb and cheese with roast beef bacon onion provolone then toasted; lettuce, spinach, jalapeños, cucumber, pickles ONE tomato slice. Salt pepper oregano. I will send it back.
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Emily Liu @emilyliu.me · 22/08/2023
no one talks about how buying a watermelon is one of the most luxurious things someone in their 20s can do
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 22/08/2023
everybody's got that playlist guaranteed to set the mood 😏
a playlist with the songs: wii shop channel, wii sports, coconut mall, wii turn up, radioactive
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cat 😊 @cats.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 08/08/2023
calling up social security just for ambience to get deep work done hanging up the second they pick up
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Chef leans casually on a Toe for extra cozy support 💗
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/07/2023
Fireflies xkcd.com/2802
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 20/07/2023
does relaxing stuff to relax gf does stressful stuff to relax bf
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
I am, what like to call, a “sustenance meal” cook. Meaning I usually just make sure a meal has protein, carb, fat. Even if it looks or tastes a bit wonky. @dholms.xyz on the other hand is a “recipe meal” cook. He likes to make his signature recipes and try out new ones often.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
i think i read this one tbh
animorph book cover with paul turning into a turtle with the title "MY SLOW CALLED LIFE" by RA Applegate and the subhed "Paul rushed thru life..."
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 02/06/2023
now that there’s some distance I can finally admit, I was an animorph when I was a kid. I don’t like to talk about it because I got stuck as a turtle for 3 years
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 07/06/2023
reading baudrillard to kitty as she eats alone because we had to separate her from the other kitty cause she was eating his food & getting chubby
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 02/07/2023
first ever brisket while fire fighting the scaling issues
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 09/07/2023
hangin w cows today
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 27/05/2023
Shippin new algos -> grillin chicken Happy Friday everybody
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 19/05/2023
I am a strong independent man that doesn’t needs to use any of the space in my gf’s checked bag
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Rose 🌹 @rose.bsky.team · 15/05/2023
Nathan4me 😍
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awe.sukisuki @michelekang.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
What would lord Farquad do?
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⟨ Jargonaut NPC Alex ⟩ @lastnpcalex.agency · 29/04/2023
gm skyline
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Jess @jrad.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
Sitting around a campfire with the creator of blue sky, is this nepotism?
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
Smol Flwr 🌸
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
Only following back 10% of the folks following me? Possibly my biggest flex ever 🙏🏼
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
I have been growing things & it feels good ☘️🌳🌼
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Dev Erotica 💗💗💗
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nick @nicholas.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 25/04/2023
The Superior Mushroom of all other Mushrooms, Morels. Don’t @ me 😤😤😤
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 21/04/2023
me: our server handled 1.5 million requests in the last 2 hrs @kelsey.bsky.social: remember when people use to send letter?
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Jonathan Wolfe @jonathanwolfe.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
Drawing frogs tonight
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Thinkwert @thinkwert.bsky.social · 15/04/2023
Pink flowering dogwood in my backyard has reached maximum glory.
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 15/04/2023
Chef 👩‍🍳
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⏧ @syntacrobat.xyz · 15/04/2023
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Kelssis @kelsey.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
If anyone wants a snapshot of what Missouri is like, this is it.
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bree @bree.bsky.social · 13/04/2023
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