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Dave

@brandondavis.bsky.social
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love my private insurance !
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Congratulations to @traviskelce and @taylorswift this is what the American dream looks like mandcommy
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Springfield needs more FLOCK cameras.
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This app is a blatant cash grab
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Build the damn ballroom!!!#nationalsecurity #protectmypresident
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
People hate all the imperial core but I like it here it’s warm
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Dudes( old guys) who mouth breathe super hard at the urinal gross me the fuck out.
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
On sabbatical
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Sabrina carpenter is a jezebel
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I used to be a liberal, but then they just got too radical and I stayed right where I was
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
If you didn’t work out today you’re a failure!
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Common sense> college degree
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
How can global warming be real if it’s snowing right now, shouldn’t it be to hot to snow?
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
If a album has over 12 tracks, I don’t wanna hear it
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Robin Williams is not funny
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If you Elon Musk can do for Social Security, Medicaid and Medicare that he’s done with Twitter I can retire when I’m 50 but I wouldn’t because I love to work so much #noonewantstowork
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This platform is dead
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Guy at gym “long story short the mother of that family dies Sunday and we are headed into the playoffs.”
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
With all this hate going around I just wanna be on the record and say I fucking love my private healthcare insurance that’s tied to my employment. They keep me honest. I would just be going to the doctor all the time and sitting on the couch.
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Flavor flav has an account!?!?… wooooowwwwww!
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
The highly contagious and newly married Jana Davis got me sick, I call it the wife flu virus. Sad.
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Married
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
#RFK has a face like a burlap sack
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Wow over the past 15 days this app has been working flawlessly and I haven’t been inundated with continual racial slurs. It’s been awesome. Maybe this app will make it!
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Just got to Chicago,…. So much crime.
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
Can we get video?
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
I recently(Thursday) got a @ninja creami and since then I’ve made over 240 oz of #icecream. This is the most revolutionary product since the combustion engine!
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
I officially endorse Jim Arnot for Greene county sheriff.
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
Witch Hunt!!!!
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Sad
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Dark day in history, Lincoln(a republican) is turning over in his grave.
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
I swear homeless people have the best trained dogs…. Should be illegal to be homeless though
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
Hyvee is a dinks paradise
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Bluesky please wish my dog Roman( a good boy) a happy bday also keep focus of what’s in front of you today(not the hype).
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Traffic is nuts right now. All these people are coming in from California to see the damn eclipse.
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Nobody: Ron Hearst: SeEk sHelTer NoW!😱😱😱 The Doppler:
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
I’m voting Biden
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
He had risen!! godblesstheusabible.com
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
If this is supposed to be a “transparent” social media company with “protocols”, why didn’t they tell us about the company retreat hosted by the NSA and Halliburton? 🤔
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Used a straight razor for the first time tonight, cut the shit out of myself( several times ) and It burns severely, but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t the closest shave I’ve ever had.
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Omg top gun 2 so much better than dune 1&2
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Like what is a woman anyway?
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
AsI scrub my fiancés peanut butter out the sink(daily) I am reminded of George Washington Carver(who by the way had a really high pitched voice..trans?) and how none one my friends have wished he a happy black history month.One of which wouldn’t surprise blusky at all, another isa current DEIcnslmn
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
Ann frank would have been a beiliber #thatsreal
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
I’ve been mistaken for Donald and Danny glover
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
How are the roads?
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
This mornings cooking segment on @fox2ozarks featured an unsophisticated pasta con broccoli with even worse conversation #whyisthisnews
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Im way more flexible than Jana
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Dave @brandondavis.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
Social security, gun control, drug control, birth control. How about self control and discipline and God!? #getajobandfamilyandfaith
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