The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 19hDecided I’m gonna take myself out for dumplings on my birthday 160
Reposted by The Vampire BourdainWOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Lilith in the water- 2025 51142292
Reposted by The Vampire BourdainGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/05/2026'The Silence of the Lambs' (1991) dir: Jonathan Demme 📽️ #OnePerfectShot 10825155
Reposted by The Vampire BourdainWOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Knight time, day time 41923408
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Trying very hard to remain an engaged friend and not feel like an isolated loner loser when lots of people I care about who have always said “reach out any time!!!” ignore my messages 020
Reposted by The Vampire Bourdainspirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026‘we couldn’t make blazing saddles today’ vs ‘we made blazing saddles eight years ago and called it sorry to bother you’ 0131
Reposted by The Vampire Bourdaindon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026if piccolo were real, he'd throw rocks at me 1122
Reposted by The Vampire BourdainTactical Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue · 10/10/2026“I’m going to make a cool bass patch” - Man Who Accidentally Invented The Noise That Makes You Dry Hrave 171
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Reading a novel about a slave woman and her harrowing life and the prose is not good enough to warrant suffering through the facts of the time period 100
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It’s so fucking bad and dumb I’m so pissed off 260
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Mike Flanagan Carrie adaptation did not need to get made. I say this with a heavy heart. 160
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Need to find someone in my life who is brave enough for me to cook and serve them rabbit stew 120
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Finally finished paying off an X-ray I got a year ago 🥴 010
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Begging writers to stop having vampires use the internet 011
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I found myself a new primary care. Saw her for a wart on my finger to get an in with dermatology but then decided to transfer care. She says great, schedule to get some labs and a yearly physical. I say cool and go to the check in desk and schedule those two things. 110
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is Aaron Pierre the hottest man alive? Sources are saying yes 110
Reposted by The Vampire Bourdaindon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026oh no, they've put luke perry in the wall 4203
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Reading people posting about green chili and getting pissed off at their wrong opinions lmao 330
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My husband went out of his way to turn on Preacher and then remembered I’m in love with Joe Gilgun and got jealous. Buddy the heart wants what the heart wants!!!! 020
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Damn I’ve been sleeping on the hot honey rub fries at Wingstop 140
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Watching Dr. Strangelove, and honestly a lot of the humor is sucked out because I know it’s not just one rogue crazy man who believes that fluoridation is a commie plot, and rather is just kind of the party line sixty years after the film came out 030
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Okay so I’m making lunch (toast griddled in olive oil, green chili bacon, fried eggs and chili crisp), then once I eat I’m cleaning out the fridge and going through my bathroom to toss the expired meds and shit we don’t need. I’ve watered all but six plants. 250
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I had a dream I was visiting my husband’s family and his mom kept trying to make me go to church. I was clutching all my belongings and everywhere I went to set it down there was an overflowing litter box with a pee puddle in front of it. Horrible 040
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Struggling to forgive my opening team for making me listen to John Mayer’s original music 010
Reposted by The Vampire BourdainTom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Jim Henson’s Cape Fear Babies 061
Reposted by The Vampire BourdainAutumnal Manoeuvres in the Borbs @borbs.northsky.social · 12/09/2026Papa Smurf standing on the cliff ready to plummet to his death while all the other smurfs wail and writhe 271
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I have a pair of pants that are printed w/ pictures of cats and says cat in Japanese. I got a compliment on them in company and I said thanks, then laughed and said “I like how they just say cat cat cat” and my cousin in law who’s guts I hate used this as the springboard for a kinda racist anecdote 130
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’ll be honest I need people to not tell me about the porn they read 130
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’m way too sedentary and usually walk between 2500-5000 steps a day. I walked 17,000 today. Help 270
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Fighting off the mighty urge to walk a mile to 7-Eleven for cigarettes 120
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026In a hotel room rn and I tuned on cable tv for the first time in years. It’s not good 2190
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026So the convention center that holds the con I work for has banned the food trucks. So in an instant the 8-10 options for food we usually had in addition to the hotel are gone. This sucks, really bad 190
Reposted by The Vampire Bourdaingeoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026doctor who, we need u! go back and pour drano in the primordial soup 071
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Had a long melancholy dream where I went to a hippy dive bar and discovered it had been one of my dad’s favorite haunts, and the people there all knew him but didn’t know he had passed way. It was like if one day Norm just didn’t show up at Cheers 030
Reposted by The Vampire Bourdainjon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Strange New Worlds is the "Oops! All Berries" of Star Trek. 4722
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Heartbreaking: I ordered from a different Chinese place than usual at the urging of Reddit reviews (and spent a good $15 more than I usually do) and it’s just… meh. It’s meh as hell. 2100
Reposted by The Vampire Bourdainlady wardriva @bog.beauty · 18/08/2026at the swim-up dive bar where all the regulars are wrinkly; i saw a guy drink someone under the table they drowned :( 051
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@caulimovirus.bsky.social I saw someone sharing a screenshot of a screenshot of your Sigourney Weaver post on Threads today lmao 210
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026lol bro what the fuck I put my recycling in the right dumpster before I left for work and I came home and someone had ???put it all????? On my fucking doorstep?????? 020
Reposted by The Vampire BourdainSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 16/08/2026Computer. How good would it feel to get revenge? Run simulation. 2395
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Not this fuckin rented cop doing security at the Grateful Dead drag show walking around with his hand on his fucking gun 030
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Blocking out former or even current military from being radicalized and joining a movement is foolish. Not everyone joined because they’re vociferous violent meat head automatons. Most people who joined the military had extreme social and financial incentives to do so. 161
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Damn really fighting my impulse to go out and try to embarrass the teenager shouting in the park behind my apartment 120
The Vampire Bourdain @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Watching anime is such a nightmare minefield of the worst shit you’ve ever seen 150