lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 17/09/2026put me in any polytunnel greenhouse I will completely change the vibe 000
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 18/08/2026at the swim-up dive bar where all the regulars are wrinkly; i saw a guy drink someone under the table they drowned :( 051
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 27/07/2026if you are attacked by a dangerous wild animal such as a shark or leopard, just be yourself 050
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 27/07/2026I am become bad hospitality horse, collapser of age of bronze 010
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 23/07/2026with Jira, Confluence, Bitbucket and Trello at my fingertips every day in the office is a 'LAN party' 010
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 21/07/2026instead of counting one mississippi two mississippi i simply use a prestige chronograph at a depth of 100 metres 010
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 15/06/2026sad story, girl marry gir;fend then so sad she cant kiss gf because she not gf now,, she runs to bottom of the world and wife say okay we kiss now and it too late because girl is already too sad like this if you cryed 😭 moral: you can kiss wife 140
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 10/06/2026trying to get the hostage taker to demand pizza but he just wants to let us go :( 112913
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 06/06/2026just got back from the land of milk and honey and they said that when you were there you only drank the milk and in a way that made people uncomfortable 092
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 05/06/2026they are refusing to let me back inside the space station because of my recent comments 050
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 10/05/2026if anything the failure to meet my need for chocolate pudding reflects badly on all of you 100
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 05/05/2026Synecdoche, New York takes place during instrumentality and the third impact so the correct viewing order is 1-24, First half of EoE, episode 25, Synecdoche, New York, episode 26 and then the second half of EoE 020
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 05/05/2026heres the thing about make the forth of may be with you - i dont believe in that shit and i dont want to see it 020
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 28/04/2026don't believe in violence this geezer said he was assaulted, na, didn't 'appen, 'es makin' it up 010
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 23/04/2026I'm seeing her in the mirror more and more, at first it was just glimpses but now I see her fully standing there behind me 040
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 21/04/2026i feel as though i have an innate understanding of bushido and that ought to be respected 031
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 03/04/2026[looking at the pale blue dot suspended in a sunbeam] Booo! Hisssss!! 030
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 26/03/2026the big wet boys, big rotund pale wet boys that are slapping flesh together just yonder, making a big ruckus with their bods, normally i'd be in favour but today it's grating 030
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 20/03/2026it's kind of a rogue like but you take over from another player somewhere in the world who also just died in their game 010
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 09/02/2026i wrote a poem on the side of a fallen tree between the moss and lichen and gently rolled it down the hill, into the river and out to sea. i followed it using GPS and EU GALILEO satellite positioning systems as it disrupted shipping and forced bulk carrier AMBROSE DESTINY to take evasive action 050
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 11/01/2026whenever i open a command line terminal i am afraid that i am going to be eaten by a grue 040
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 20/11/2025daily handbag carry: opera gloves sunglasses a little derringer cigarillo holder three cigarillos each marked with a man's name 030
Reposted by lady wardrivatweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 18/11/2025cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents 172095545
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 11/11/2025imagine if you will, jar jar binks, but instead of saying his classic line mesa jar jar binks he says mensa jar jar binks because he does well in iq tests and has joined mensa, imagine him saying mensa jar jar binks for a moment, now if you dropped his accent when imaging that, examine why that is 041
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 10/11/2025another depressing off-season in the tent hire for outdoor discos trade 010
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 02/11/2025Paddington doesn't kill that's the thing about him like obviously people are harmed but we never see Paddington actively take a life or use a gun 150
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 27/10/2025i was just contacted by a charity and they're trying to get in touch with you as you're one of the worst cases of whatever it is that you are they have ever seen 030
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 22/10/2025as far is in my book is concerned, to live ethically is to live epically 050
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 07/10/2025there's a 31.9m diameter black sphere in deep space about 0.4 light years away and that's where my thoughts come from 020
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 23/09/2025thinking about climbing into a rock tumbler and just getting tumbled for a while, at least until i am smooth 020
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 18/09/2025pickup line suggested by my brother: Oi luv, get in the wheelbarrow, you'll do 140
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 11/09/2025when it became apparent that there was a real life Peter Griffin, the creators of family guy should have constructed the show in such as way as to give him a good and healthy life, it's a massive moral failure on the part of seth macfarlane 030
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 11/09/2025Oi, alright then! Come and fucking tuck me into bed if you think you're hard enough! 030
