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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD

@kellumtj.bsky.social
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This is your brain on 🦭🐋🪸🐙🐦🦅🦤🐝🦕🦴☠️🍄🪴🌻🌵🌲🪨🌋📚🖼️🧶📝⚱️ Always repost pinnipeds! 🦭 Paleontologist, poet, consultant, shit poster | heterophobic | they/she Freedom for Palestine 🇵🇸🍉

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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
A beautiful ending to a shit month. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, August.
Sunset at the beach; the orange-golden sun is sandwiched between a cloud later and the ocean; the clouds are indistinct, peach and grey
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
found a looseleaf sheet with my son's handwriting titled "We Didn't Start The Fire 2025" and the first line is "crypto, spongebob, got my dick caught in the gun safe". the rest of the page is blank.
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Why is everything so bad
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This is an interesting time to be reading all the pandemic sci-fi I've been consuming over the last three months....
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
God stuffing me full of insecurities and ADHD
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a cartoon of a woman packing a suitcase with a picture of abraham lincoln on the wall
Alt: a cartoon of a woman dressed like a cheap hooker packing a suitcase that won't close
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
As if the DQ workers are gonna be sharing their molly and cocaine in this economy
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Make ass*ssination great again
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I know I'm months late to the party but the second season of Andor seems to really just be ICE IN SPAAACE (SPACE Space space space....)
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The only law of the land is consume
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Are we still talking about the hundreds of kidnapped men in the Cecot concentration camp or what
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Kayla T @kaylabobayla.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me.
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Am I manic or just reacting to my ADHD meds after skipping them for a week: a saga
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Eh they've been doing this forever *gestures vaguely at the Crusades and Inquisition
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
YODA: yoda my name is LUKE: how do you spell it YODA: *starts sweating*
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Why are so many girls out here faking cancer though
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I really fucking want this. I have a family member who recently committed suicide and there was a direct link to ChatGPT usage. Put his ass in a deep dark dank hole. Preferably with scorpions.
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Admittedly I am a huge fan of John Bolton's moustache
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I told you not to take everything I say clitorally
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Love is love.
A long-haired calico yawning and snuggling with a tabby cat who is giving the camera the stink eyeA long-haired calico and a tabby cat snuggling in a grey cat bed
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/08/2025
OH GREAT NOW THE SWAMP IS WOKE www.iflscience.com/deep-in-virg...
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Deep In Virginia, When The Light Hits Just Right, A "Rainbow Swamp" Appears
Swamps typically bring to mind an array of mushy greens and murky browns, but in Virginia, they do things differently.
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I just need to scream about how happy I am about how this batch of #pottery came out. It's not every day the kiln gods deliver but today they DID. #ceramics
A roughly built ceramic vase with cream and brown textured coloring and multiple spouts; it is vaguely shaped like a sponge or coralA roughly built ceramic tray with multiple oblong pockets with cream and brown coloringA ceramic butter dish with textured red-brown mountains and cream coloring elsewhere A cylindrical ceramic candle holder with circles cut out, blue-green glaze
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Me and my COVID test after coming up positive two days before the trip to Scotland I'd planned for two years
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
IT'S HERE IT'S FINALLY HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I've been waiting for Katabasis by R. F. Kuang for over a year now and it's finally miiiine all miiiine 😈😼😈
A screenshot from my Kobo Rakuten account showing Katabasis by R. F. Kuang
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Just thinking about how I should be looking at great tits in Scotland right now but instead I'm home with COVID. (The birds.)
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Watched Nosferatu on edibles AND covid last night please pray for me I am unwell
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Fuck it time for some edibles
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Gotdamn this is some good shit right here.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 24/08/2025
Texas is a majority-minority state, yet Republicans drew maps that make white votes carry 2-3 times more political power than Black or Hispanic votes. That’s what gerrymandering does: it cracks and packs communities of color so their growing numbers translate into less representation.
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Love now I think to myself, I'll just read this book about native plants to help me get sleepy, as if I'm not completely hyper-fixated on native plants right now
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Just over here trying to push those numbers back down all by myself; finished the third book of Margaret Atwood's MaddAddam Trilogy today and I definitely recommend it. 67 books for 2025 down.
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
🥲
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Lori Lou Freshwater @lorifreshwater.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Bitch that was my entire childhood
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
First thing I thought when I saw this wolf was "sexy" and that's how I know COVID is altering my brain function
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I only read the first three GoT books because they just weren't my thing and in general, I love Sanderson (even if his prose isn't great). BUT. This would be a *horrendous* fit. Give old George all the time he needs. Fans need to calm down.
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I love the way this list is just about all the awesome shit the Smithsonian is doing. www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 20/08/2025
My finest hour
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Does Trump complaining about how Smithsonian museums talk too much about "how bad slavery was" imply that he'd rather them talk about how awesome it was?
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
🎵 If you’re proud of what you’re doing, show your face If you’re proud of what you’re doing, show your face If you’re really not ashamed, give your badge number and name If you’re proud of what you’re doing, show your face 🎵
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
This site is worse than the old Twitter I swear to god
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Walruses can and do suck their own [redacted]
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
In addition to Kindred, I also felt similarly about James by Percival Everett. There's a particular scene where white people are picnicking next to the torture of an enslaved man. One of the most gruesome scenes I've ever read and that was just one single story.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20/08/2025
A civil war is almost certainly going to target Black and brown people, and we know that because IT ALREADY IS.
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Drinking Emergen-C out of a wine glass
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
if you have any complaints, please contact my boss. my boss:
Larry on some pillows looking like a baby
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Fell off the wagon again. (I'm watching Bachelor in Paradise.) (It's the butts.)
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Once when I was getting my keys at a rental car place the guy behind the counter was like "Last name Tate? Are you related to Andrew Tate? That guy is awesome!" They say my internal scream is still echoing out past Jupiter.
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Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Partner is listening to metal core featuring incomprehensible screaming and I've never related to music more
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