Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 01/09/2025A beautiful ending to a shit month. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, August. 090
Reposted by Kellum Tate-Jones, PhDMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/08/2025found a looseleaf sheet with my son's handwriting titled "We Didn't Start The Fire 2025" and the first line is "crypto, spongebob, got my dick caught in the gun safe". the rest of the page is blank. 715014
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 29/08/2025This is an interesting time to be reading all the pandemic sci-fi I've been consuming over the last three months.... 020
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 28/08/2025God stuffing me full of insecurities and ADHDmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a woman packing a suitcase with a picture of abraham lincoln on the wallAlt: a cartoon of a woman dressed like a cheap hooker packing a suitcase that won't close 030
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 28/08/2025As if the DQ workers are gonna be sharing their molly and cocaine in this economy 020
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I know I'm months late to the party but the second season of Andor seems to really just be ICE IN SPAAACE (SPACE Space space space....) 010
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Are we still talking about the hundreds of kidnapped men in the Cecot concentration camp or what 020
Reposted by Kellum Tate-Jones, PhDKayla T @kaylabobayla.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me. 0373
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Am I manic or just reacting to my ADHD meds after skipping them for a week: a saga 000
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Eh they've been doing this forever *gestures vaguely at the Crusades and Inquisition 050
Reposted by Kellum Tate-Jones, PhDFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 27/08/2025YODA: yoda my name is LUKE: how do you spell it YODA: *starts sweating* 310317
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Why are so many girls out here faking cancer though 010
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "Alt: a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy " 010
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I really fucking want this. I have a family member who recently committed suicide and there was a direct link to ChatGPT usage. Put his ass in a deep dark dank hole. Preferably with scorpions. 072
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Admittedly I am a huge fan of John Bolton's moustache 020
Reposted by Kellum Tate-Jones, PhDStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I told you not to take everything I say clitorally 1433
Reposted by Kellum Tate-Jones, PhDHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy. 342129671882
Reposted by Kellum Tate-Jones, PhDJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/08/2025OH GREAT NOW THE SWAMP IS WOKE www.iflscience.com/deep-in-virg...iflscience.comDeep In Virginia, When The Light Hits Just Right, A "Rainbow Swamp" AppearsSwamps typically bring to mind an array of mushy greens and murky browns, but in Virginia, they do things differently. 565170702353
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I just need to scream about how happy I am about how this batch of #pottery came out. It's not every day the kiln gods deliver but today they DID. #ceramics 060
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Me and my COVID test after coming up positive two days before the trip to Scotland I'd planned for two years 000
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 26/08/2025IT'S HERE IT'S FINALLY HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I've been waiting for Katabasis by R. F. Kuang for over a year now and it's finally miiiine all miiiine 😈😼😈 000
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Just thinking about how I should be looking at great tits in Scotland right now but instead I'm home with COVID. (The birds.) 020
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Watched Nosferatu on edibles AND covid last night please pray for me I am unwell 010
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Gotdamn this is some good shit right here. 050
Reposted by Kellum Tate-Jones, PhDChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 24/08/2025Texas is a majority-minority state, yet Republicans drew maps that make white votes carry 2-3 times more political power than Black or Hispanic votes. That’s what gerrymandering does: it cracks and packs communities of color so their growing numbers translate into less representation. 661414630
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Love now I think to myself, I'll just read this book about native plants to help me get sleepy, as if I'm not completely hyper-fixated on native plants right now 030
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Just over here trying to push those numbers back down all by myself; finished the third book of Margaret Atwood's MaddAddam Trilogy today and I definitely recommend it. 67 books for 2025 down. 010
Reposted by Kellum Tate-Jones, PhDLori Lou Freshwater @lorifreshwater.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Bitch that was my entire childhood 3144
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 23/08/2025First thing I thought when I saw this wolf was "sexy" and that's how I know COVID is altering my brain function 010
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I only read the first three GoT books because they just weren't my thing and in general, I love Sanderson (even if his prose isn't great). BUT. This would be a *horrendous* fit. Give old George all the time he needs. Fans need to calm down. 000
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 21/08/2025I love the way this list is just about all the awesome shit the Smithsonian is doing. www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202... 030
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Does Trump complaining about how Smithsonian museums talk too much about "how bad slavery was" imply that he'd rather them talk about how awesome it was? 010
Reposted by Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 20/08/2025🎵 If you’re proud of what you’re doing, show your face If you’re proud of what you’re doing, show your face If you’re really not ashamed, give your badge number and name If you’re proud of what you’re doing, show your face 🎵 17416
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 21/08/2025This site is worse than the old Twitter I swear to god 2193
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Walruses can and do suck their own [redacted] 170
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 20/08/2025In addition to Kindred, I also felt similarly about James by Percival Everett. There's a particular scene where white people are picnicking next to the torture of an enslaved man. One of the most gruesome scenes I've ever read and that was just one single story. 000
Reposted by Kellum Tate-Jones, PhDCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20/08/2025A civil war is almost certainly going to target Black and brown people, and we know that because IT ALREADY IS. 1071585
Reposted by Kellum Tate-Jones, PhDferal streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 20/08/2025if you have any complaints, please contact my boss. my boss: 6892
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Fell off the wagon again. (I'm watching Bachelor in Paradise.) (It's the butts.) 010
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Once when I was getting my keys at a rental car place the guy behind the counter was like "Last name Tate? Are you related to Andrew Tate? That guy is awesome!" They say my internal scream is still echoing out past Jupiter. 120
Kellum Tate-Jones, PhD @kellumtj.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Partner is listening to metal core featuring incomprehensible screaming and I've never related to music more 020