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kelliebob

@kelliebob.bsky.social
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Bee wrangler, profanity enthusiast, chaos gremlin, hockey fanatic. Everything always works out the way it’s supposed to.

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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I rebuke them
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The sun is out and there’s a cool breeze and I can music from three different directions and kids are laughing and this moment is a perfect one 💚💜💛
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Clean shirt, borrowed a hat, enjoying this gorgeous weather after a chilly and damp start.
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Beautiful 🤩
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It stormed last night and everyone is up with the sun to clean and reset their designated parade spots. It’s a beautiful morning and music is playing already.
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Did not realize I’d be up at 6, did not take off my makeup last night 🤣
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
We’re accidentally the last people home and everyone is sleeping so every single thing I need is under a super crinkly plastic bag. We’re going to be beaten to death soon and you know what? That’s fair. Goodnight 😴
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Fuuuuck yes
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
A pizza and truffle fries are about to happen everything is so great.
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
She was incandescent! Her whole heart glowed as bright as her beautiful face and that’s not just the booze talking (the other old lady agreed🤣)
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Behind the scenes candid (that poor man looks terrified of me 🤣)
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I’m That Lady™️ so I ran up to the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen to tell her how beautiful she is but another one of my people did the same thing at the same minute. We all hugged a LOT, her boyfriend looked nervous and we all agreed New Orleans is literally magic.
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The BEST time 💚💛💜
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
No idea what we’re doing tonight but we’re doing it New Orleans 😍💛💚💜
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We found ONE cool person and she gave us buttons 😍🤣
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Good morning from the Baton Rouge Spanish Town parade! 💜💚💛
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Made it!!!
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Louisiana I am in you! 💜💚💛
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Road trip!! Nothing but good choices being made.
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Walking out of work, vacation starts NOW!
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Up at 6 tomorrow, at the office by 7:30, leave the office no later then 10 SO HELP ME GAWD then I get to see @gjcharlet.bsky.social & @jenleepa.bsky.social for Mardi Gras shenanigans 😍💜💛💚
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
What the hell
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DC Public Library @dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Universe, take the worries we carried today, quiet the overthinking, hold what feels heavy so we can rest; we release what didn’t go right, forgive what we didn’t finish, and wake up tomorrow to a clean page. Goodnight 🌙
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I know I sound like a dipshit when I tell people it’s a religious experience but it IS!! You come together with strangers to celebrate what’s good in the world and sometimes strangers give you food and drink. Thats biblical shit.
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Leaving work! Vacation starts tomorrow but I’ve got a 9am client appointment before I can get out of town.
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’m furious *and* joyful all the damn time. Get on our level people.
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Doing 10+ dudes in a row (and killing them all by snapping off their dong) while flying is cool as hell though
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I need a three part documentary on everything about this
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Bless his heart
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
One!! More!!! Sleep!!!! music.apple.com/us/album/mar...
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Mardi Gras In New Orleans by Fats Domino on Apple Music
Song · 2010 · Duration 2:19
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Tunnels. In limestone?
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’ve officially asked the universe to let me know if this job isn’t where I need to be anymore. Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t but the universe has never yet let me down. We’ll see.
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
We’ll sit together in the “No Slimy Seeds Allowed” club 👍
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I can’t figure out if this funnier with or without a kid there.
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Shanny, only witchy @shannysland.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
How am I supposed to explain 'from New Jersey' to the children?
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Those little moss balls are so cute!
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I think this will be The Year I Get Into Miniature Houses.
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Omg I just remembered I’m an adult and can eat king cake *before* dinner. Life is so beautiful.
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Aviva Blakeman @actuallyaviva.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You deserve a place to be soft in a hard world. Yes, that’s an excuse to buy that stuffie if you need it. Also possibly to eat the cheesecake. However you interpret. Also remember your meds. Have some water. Moisturize somethin’.
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
“I’m a TAXPAYER! I pay your salary!” should totally do the trick 👍
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Surely you can slip an appendage into the TSA machine…..
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Can you though?! Because I did alllllll the steps and a year later found out it was still there (unwanted relations messaged me)
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I don’t know or care who pissed in this man’s wheaties this morning but it wasn’t me and he’s one more snide comment away from me Making A Scene™️
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hulu what is wrong with you?
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Do they have luge little leagues? Is it a pee wee extracurricular activity option in very specific areas? Can you rent the equipment like bowling or paintball? I need to know before I forget luge exists for another 4 years.
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kelliebob @kelliebob.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I guess Donnie’s not a Kunlun Red Star/ Shanghai Dragons fan
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