Reposted by Ryan KellermanMicah @rincewind.run · 27/12/2025the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier 161423279
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Searched "stir them beans" and this didn't even come up. 😞 010
Reposted by Ryan KellermanMatt Johansen @mattjay.com · 18/04/2025🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read. He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony: 324139337301
Reposted by Ryan KellermanMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 31/03/2025“I apologize for the inconvenience of the day," Mangione's attorneys claim he said. “They aren’t going to put the cashier from McDonald’s information out there are they? It wouldn’t be good for her. A lot of people will be upset I was arrested.”people.comLuigi Mangione Was Concerned For McDonald's Worker Who Reported Him to PoliceMangione's attorneys claim he apologized for any inconvenience his arrest caused and that he hoped the employee's information would not be released. 626729
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a black shirt that says vince holds a pool cue over his headAlt: a man wearing a black shirt that says vince holds a pool cue over his head 010
Reposted by Ryan KellermanCurt @anarcurt.bsky.social · 08/03/20252008 financial crisis still screwing over the country. Killed homebuilding. Ballooned the debt. Destroyed a lot of faith in our institutions. Ultimately allowed wealth inequality to skyrocket as the well off and private equity, kept afloat by the bailouts, were able to feed on the carcass. 0272
Reposted by Ryan KellermanFrank Lesniak @franklesniak.com · 08/03/2025I changed my tagline to reflect my focus over the last couple of years on corporate M&A (divestitures and integrations), where I feel we have a world-class team at West Monroe. 121
Reposted by Ryan KellermanNoahpinion @noahpinion.blogsky.venki.dev · 21/02/2025America is being sold out by its leadersnoahpinion.blogAmerica is being sold out by its leadersIf Trump and Elon think they can forge a grand right-wing alliance with China and Russia, they're heading for trouble. 77419
Reposted by Ryan KellermanNoahpinion @noahpinion.blogsky.venki.dev · 08/02/2025What's going to happen to Ukraine now?noahpinion.blogWhat's going to happen to Ukraine now?The most likely scenario is some form of Finlandization. 8347
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025If you squint just right you can see where I launched my virtual machine in this graph. 010
Reposted by Ryan KellermanTero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 27/01/2025The third rebound attempt of Nvidia fails and it breaks under $123. It is so overweighted in so many funds that immense pressure remains. 021
Reposted by Ryan KellermanPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Never going to forget or forgive a single fucking person who supported him. 382134152902
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 20/01/2025We're at that point now that the 85¢ can of Coke at the start of Falling Down isn't a horrible deal anymore. 000
Reposted by Ryan KellermanRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025customer: your darkest roast please barista: it looks like helen keller tried to cut your hair with a knife and fork 933640331
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Happy patch Tuesday, y'all. Celebrate accordingly.media.tenor.comoprah winfrey is holding a microphone and saying `` you get a patch , everyone gets a patch ! ``ALT: oprah winfrey is holding a microphone and saying `` you get a patch , everyone gets a patch ! `` 000
Reposted by Ryan KellermanNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours. 1273280216482
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Some of these old tiktoks were so good. I'm going to miss it when it's gone. 000
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I'm gonna miss things like this when TikTok is banned in the US. 😞 000
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Kind of rough finding a video that works with BlueSky. I have so many memes that don't work here. 😞 000
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Added a skill. I can now replace tenon corks on clarinets (probably oboes too). Because of this I now have 3 working Bb Clarinets in my possession...although I only want to use one of them. 120
