Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don't have anything going on. Feel free to punch down on me all you like. 010
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comFuturama: Technically Correct MemeALT: Futurama: Technically Correct Meme 000
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I know, I know, I was around then. I was going for humor. 😞 010
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ok, but the left picture isn't "Win"rar. Maybe it should have been called DOSrar. 110
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Packs and unpacks compressed archives of file data. It's convenient for taking large, or large collections of, files and turning into a format to easily ship around the internet. 010
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Why is it when things "backfire" on Trump everyone else seem to field the impacts. 000
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I went into this game reluctantly and came out as a convert. The game play, art and music were outstanding for an NES title. 010
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Hey Tom, don't know if you noticed; just a heads up, this skeet was pretty sarcastic. 090
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I've taken to believing that most Americans, unless they've got a huge 401k/IRA, think of our top 5 dysfunctional marketplaces as "the economy". 000
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Lol, sports aside I feel the same about the whole state. Well except Cincinnati maybe. 😊 000
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I'm confused...you were conducting the Weber concerto? Was a student performing it? 000
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Nate's just explicitly grifting MAGA/"the right" these days. Even stats boy can find the occasional strawman useful. 🥰 000
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Hey that's not fair. It's not the racism of the klan, it's more the casual ignorant racism of one of your uncles. 000
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 29/12/2025"killed all the puppies..." California's carpets are finally safe from this scourge. 010
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 27/12/2025AI's greatest sin may be exposing how big of suckers we are to fall for such obvious clanker slop. 100
Reposted by Ryan KellermanMicah @rincewind.run · 27/12/2025the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier 161423279
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Oof, sorry man. If I knew something about college sports I'd try to ask you something happier. Hell, if you were an NFL/Bears fan right now you'd have no choice but to be irrationally happy. 100
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 19/11/2025"Oh look, this score and all these instrumental parts fell off the back of a truck. Guess we can perform it to our heart's content now." Is that the gist of it? 100
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character with a beard is screaming with the words racka fraqa friqor fraqALT: a cartoon character with a beard is screaming with the words racka fraqa friqor fraq 000
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025"can lead to" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. 160
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Searched "stir them beans" and this didn't even come up. 😞 010
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 06/06/2025It's not just other men, but some women too. Doing things like talking about their boyfriend crying giving them the ick and whatnot. 🤦 010
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 06/06/2025In the patriarchy, this is the only emotion men are allowed. 160
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 13/05/2025If they don't we should start our own hall of fame. It'll be 27 corridors full of awesome and they'll be sad they're not part of it. 120
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I asked Canva's gen AI to give me Pope Benedict dunking...it seems the answer is no. Also they lowered the hoop for him. Smh. 000
Reposted by Ryan KellermanMatt Johansen @mattjay.com · 18/04/2025🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read. He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony: 324139337301
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I feel a sense of dread just looking at this. In about 20 minutes I'm going to feel like jamming an icepick into my head. 000
Reposted by Ryan KellermanMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 31/03/2025“I apologize for the inconvenience of the day," Mangione's attorneys claim he said. “They aren’t going to put the cashier from McDonald’s information out there are they? It wouldn’t be good for her. A lot of people will be upset I was arrested.”people.comLuigi Mangione Was Concerned For McDonald's Worker Who Reported Him to PoliceMangione's attorneys claim he apologized for any inconvenience his arrest caused and that he hoped the employee's information would not be released. 626729
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 24/03/2025He played the titular lead role as Hercules on a campy Sam Raimi television series in late 90s.series.inOTHAYOTH - Website Under ConstructionWebsite Under Construction 1140
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I'd say Republicans will never win an election again if they did this, but Americans have the memory span of a goldfish. 000
Ryan Kellerman @kellerman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Oof. I'll stick around to see what happens, I guess. 000
