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Tero Kuittinen

@teroterotero.bsky.social
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Connecticut Finn in Manhattan - regulatory marketplaces, Nordic AI Nights in NYC, AI startups, CallCompany. Jyväskyläläislähtöinen!

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 2h
The chance of Oracle going bankrupt within 5 years just topped 20%.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 2h
Public executions of paralyzed men, Stella Lefty, $60 rye bread, AI psychosis, sexual fruit animation TikToks, Susan Collins road salt rants. The future is here. It’s not what you expected.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 5h
Latino early voting explosion
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 9h
A company packing a drone factory into a shipping container has a hot IPO in Helsinki as Finland pivots to defense manufacturing to deal with its ancient enemy.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 22h
OK gang, who’s gonna start watching live executions, switch to SI and buy an Elon phone?
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 22h
Sometimes South America is like
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 23h
Beloved
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
After Singularity hits in February, we will be all streaming and begging people to torture us for three dollars fifty cents to be able to afford rice and beans.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Susan Collins just tripled down on road salt?? Lord have mercy. She truly takes Maine voters for complete morons because she managed to fool them for so long.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My neighborhood is consumed by “Coyote babies gotta eat” vs “What about deer babies??” debate and now Weston is catching strays
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Muslim death panels? OK, I’m intrigued
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only Old Ones know, but Nokia was the OG in the 800 MHz phone market back when that meant a GSM/TDMA variant. The three line display was an earthquake. It is time for Nokia/Iceye to jump into this mayhem
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oura was scared of making predictions about future, and here is that one guy predicting his company will be worth at least 100x current Earth economy. Finnish founders gotta find this same groove!!
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyway, people who need to be fancy say “integer” instead of “number”. Once you grasp that, math gets easy to follow.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No way!! Everybody is tightening integers now. You can follow how the exponential number ticks down every two hours. Only 3200 people know what this means, but they are super excited. It’s contagious.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Been reading these mathematician tweets that are like “please look me in the eye and see my soul before you deliver the coup de grace” and DAMN… I’ve seen a generation of Finnish mobile app developers lose their careers when the industry shifted and none of them got this weird
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I still do not comprehend what this means, but this one dude keeps tightening the integers by hundreds of millions and it’s stunning. Mathematicians are gagged. Only 3200 people understand what he is doing but they are stunned by how fast and hard he tightens the integers.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pictures of the end
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Four hours from now, a 10 year bond auction waits for us like a dank, open grave. Every US bond auction from now on carries the risk of shocking near failure. Every buyer must now weigh the risk of being the last fool.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Something dreadful happened at the end of August. Some entities suddenly accelerated their US bond sales and the trend locked in. We can’t know which countries are doing this because they want to keep it secret for obvious reasons. But now all fear getting left holding the bag.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can AI learn to interpret trading patterns and correlations so well it can make money consistently in some esoteric segments like copper futures? If that happens, things will break. Money will break.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some say the Singularity will happen in three months. By Easter, the world you knew is gone. You can start watching a personalized version of your favorite TV series 8 hours a day and it will never end.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Markets have spoken
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have genuine compassion for mathematicians, but I had to deal with the mobile coloring app industry collapse so maybe just suck it up. Life is hard.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She is just incredibly deceptive and spineless. WTF is wrong with Maine.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pictures of the end
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
3 Year auction was a nightmare. Foreign buyers are vanishing. Americans are forced to buy their own debt.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why would you pay Sam $2 Trillion for his models? Some random Jean Pierre gets 96% of the perf with 2% of the funding and a bottle of Chateu D’Yquem.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These French nerds have no money or resources. Yet they match American model perf with Le Chonk that was coded with old Dell laptops and a carton of cigarettes. And that’s L'intelligence artificielle!
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It ain’t AI or SI. C’EST L’IA, BITCHES
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Europe is BACK. Mistral shocks these Yankees by launching a vastly improved open model that allows companies to tweak weights.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think Société Générale is big enough to take down Deutsche Bank, but I suppose we’ll have to wait and see.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mary, Mother of God, save this reckless nation. Americans are so high on their own supply nobody is even worried. Leading analysts of major banks are trying to shrug this off. Bessent is talking nonsense. Nobody’s at the wheel.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Worth noting that American political elite is explicitly signaling they will not do anything about the budget deficit. They are deliberately stoking a bond market crisis.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They lost the bones of the saint and now Baba Yaga is bringing pestilence upon Russia
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TOLVANEN SCOOOOORES hyvä Eeli
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rangers are doing OK, but they are not letting the Finn play!!! WHY
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me when I’m dying of the Irkutsk Reindeer Plague that I contracted from Grand Central Donut Plant queue: “well it’s ironic because my family is from Siberia”
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Iranians have any sense they will shoot a 20 second TikTok clip of a nuclear scientist rolling on a pallet of cash and tossing dollars in the air with “Turn Down for What” playing. Then threaten to release it to gain leverage.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK if pallets of cash have started moving, I don’t want ANYONE to mock Trump until this mess is over. Let’s just pay mullahs off, wrap this up and move on. Oil price can drop to $50, final stage of AI mania can be triggered and we can get some cool IPOs. Just hush
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nino after Nino after Nino. Nothing but Ninos.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pictures of the end
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We have four major economies that are budget deficit basket cases. America will explode its deficit further with $1.5 T military spending madness & French pensioners refuse to die. They eat well and exercise. We will see apocalyptic riots when retirement age is hiked to 70
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pictures of the end
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And what is “Meowdoku!” you may ask. Well it’s sudoku for morons. And there’s a kitty cat that says Meow! when you solve the puzzle.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My God, the depth and beauty of the mobile game market of the Summer of 2014. When half the top games were still designed in Helsinki. The visual impact, the nuanced gameplay, the sheer artistry. Vanished without a trace, like the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I grieve for the mobile game industry and despise the degenerate brain rot that destroyed it. Every trace of humanity, art and culture has been erased. The innovative, daring artistry of 2012-2015 golden era is forgotten. I know blank-eyed, zoned out zoomers are responsible for this devastation.
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She was always eager to hide her corruption in shadows
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time there is a 30 minute pullback in US bond yields people celebrate how the debt market panic is “over”. Guys… please… think…
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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Muse is wrong all the time - literally all the time - but it often catches its mistakes later and corrects them. So I don’t know what to think. I guess the correction system is impressive.
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