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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I need Noel to fail. Not because I hate Noel and think he doesn't deserve happiness, but only because I hate Noel and think he doesn't deserve happiness.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Elon will have to go to sleep tonight knowing that even with all the money in the world, he is still unhappy and unloved. The hole remains unfilled.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Look. I've got nothing against Luke. I'm just saying, I've seen cooler hands

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I want battle bots except for beyblades. Build the deadliest beyblade you can. Only restriction is that it must be launched via a human pulled ripcord and can't be powered in any additional ways.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Me at the gas station getting breakfast.

Bilbo Baggins holding the ring and asking why shouldnt he keep it but the ring has been replaced with a gas station sushi container.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

About once every two weeks, I Google "how do sewing machines work". I look at the diagram. I watch the video. I understand and move on. Then I start thinking about it again. "It's witchcraft. It doesn't make any sense" and the cycle begins anew.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

As an asexual, I stand by Rona. From this day until my last.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

There comes a point in everyone's life, where they learn how you are supposed to pronounce "colonel" That rage never leaves you.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

www.youtube.com/watch?v=szFY... This was not the best use of my time but I stand by it

youtube.com

DumbJoke

YouTube video by The KellerBee

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SadELLight @sadellight.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

This thought popped into my head one day to help me get out of bed so I made a motivational poster out of it.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Poketopia but I refuse to buy a switch 2

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cameron @famousceleb.co · 29/10/2025

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Asking for hot sauce with your pancakes is a pretty cheap way to live rent free in someone's mind.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I'm trying to get better at cooking so I want to document my journey as I try meal kits to improve. I am giving myself a C+. I lost the Garlic and added too much water so had to improvise on the sauce.

EveryPlate card for creamy lemon herb chicken.

Below the card is a picture of a meal container with an attempt at the meal below.

If you are using a screen reader, I don't really know how to quantify the level of difference between the two plates. Like you could pick them out of a lineup together but it's definitely a case of you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I got a really fun collab(Kellab if you will) idea

Group shot of all current Kellerbee models(ChiBee, Cursed Keller, KellerSock, KellerBee, Crayon Keller)

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I am getting on the right side of history and I want to be very clear that I am pro Robot Marriage. Also I am sorry for using the word robot. I am sure it will eventually become a slur but for now its all we have.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

As much as I miss twitter. Musk still owns it and Musk is still a Nazi.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

I love reading YouTube comments

Screenshot of an exchange in YouTube comments
Scottielover: I loved this TV show.
InspirationalHorseShoe: No you didn't
Scottielover: WTF do you know?
InspirationalHorseShoe: I know that you don't love this TV show

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

It's finally time to debut my new Vtuber Model! Will be live on twitch.tv/thekellerbee tonight with it. Will show off the toggles and then switch to an as of yet undecided game.

Preview image with a close up of the new models eyes and the text "New Model Debut Tonight 7:30PM CST"

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Victoria L | Gaelfox @gaelfox.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I will live my truth and so will Withers [ #TheGaellery #comic #baldursgate3 #standupforundeadtiddies ]

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

"Can I get extra pickles?" What I mean: I would like a pickle in each bite What they hear: One bite will be all pickles

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

In case I ever forgot to, I'm going to just real quick close some parentheses, quotations, and the like. ) ) ] ] " " } }

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

beep beep beep

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TV’s Kevin Lanigan @tvskevinlanigan.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

On my YouTube channel, you can watch my films, listen to Run The Julias & Girlstourage, AND get two MAJOR drops this Friday. I would consider subscribing! youtube.com/@kevinlaniga...

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

This podcast episode was a big contributor in me getting my video done because I mistakenly plugged it on here without realizing Kevin's editing speed. It's also a funny podcast I did with my friend

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Victoria L | Gaelfox @gaelfox.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

After months of planning and hard work, my buddy @kellerbee.bsky.social has proven something incredible: you CAN beat #Pokémon by *simply doing nothing*. How did he do it? Give his journey a watch here!! youtu.be/D6whGlpTTOk?...

youtu.be

Can You Beat Pokemon Without Moves?

YouTube video by The KellerBee

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

@gaelfox.bsky.social I am making some stew and have come to get blessings from the soup queen herself. Please bless my crockpot.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer

Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video

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Joey Schultz @josephmschultz.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

"You have a voice for podcasting" (compliment) "You sound like you have a podcast" (devastating insult)

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Billionaires are evil but let's not forget that they are also objectively losers.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

ACAB unfortunately includes Bullseye the horse from Toy Story.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Thanks for dropping by. Real new model coming soon!

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Debuting my new model tonight on stream then playing some Fall Guys! Going live at 7:30PM CST

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Today is the day! I've been to the store 3 times this week already but today is the day I remember to buy toilet paper.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

If I was a car, I would always save Vroom for dessert.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Don't you ever correct me again.

Screenshot of a post saying "If I was a car I would" with "was a" underlined as incorrect and suggesting "was in a" instead.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

My dentist rescheduled my appointment day of, so now I'm going to eat a whole bunch of sugar to spite them.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

*checking weather updates to see if this tornado actually merits me putting on pants*

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I don't know how people have the energy to make their bed every morning.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

BREAKING: the Hamburglar was caught paying for a hamburger yesterday and no one knows what to do

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I have never thought "I did a good job" after cutting a tomato

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

My parents didn't raise a quitter. I had to find my own way. No one taught me to quit. I had to work for it.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Goodbye sweet prince, until next season. 6 months of my car's clock being off is finally here.

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