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The KellerBee

@kellerbee.bsky.social
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Everyone's favorite Bee 🐝 #Vtuber He/Him Ace/Aro Ready to have fun and make friends!

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Panel 1: Keller is enjoying a Taco Bell taco while browsing the internet
Panel 2: A news article about the taco bell food recall
Panel 3: Keller says "Oh" as he processes this information
Panel 4: A panel of quiet reflection as Keller decides his next course of action
Panel 5: Keller wordlessly resumes eating the taco.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Me at the gas station getting breakfast.
Bilbo Baggins holding the ring and asking why shouldnt he keep it but the ring has been replaced with a gas station sushi container.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Poketopia but I refuse to buy a switch 2
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I'm trying to get better at cooking so I want to document my journey as I try meal kits to improve. I am giving myself a C+. I lost the Garlic and added too much water so had to improvise on the sauce.
EveryPlate card for creamy lemon herb chicken.

Below the card is a picture of a meal container with an attempt at the meal below. 

If you are using a screen reader, I don't really know how to quantify the level of difference between the two plates. Like you could pick them out of a lineup together but it's definitely a case of you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I got a really fun collab(Kellab if you will) idea
Group shot of all current Kellerbee models(ChiBee, Cursed Keller, KellerSock, KellerBee, Crayon Keller)
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I love reading YouTube comments
Screenshot of an exchange in YouTube comments
Scottielover: I loved this TV show.
InspirationalHorseShoe: No you didn't 
Scottielover: WTF do you know?
InspirationalHorseShoe: I know that you don't love this TV show
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
It's finally time to debut my new Vtuber Model! Will be live on twitch.tv/thekellerbee tonight with it. Will show off the toggles and then switch to an as of yet undecided game.
Preview image with a close up of the new models eyes and the text "New Model Debut Tonight 7:30PM CST"
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I don't deserve this.
Captain Picard with the text "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is Getting an upset tummy from eating oatmeal"
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
In my own lane and thriving.
A burger with a couple bites in a shower.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Thanks for dropping by. Real new model coming soon!
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Debuting my new model tonight on stream then playing some Fall Guys! Going live at 7:30PM CST
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Don't you ever correct me again.
Screenshot of a post saying "If I was a car I would" with "was a" underlined as incorrect and suggesting "was in a" instead.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I don't know how people have the energy to make their bed every morning.
Instruction booklet for building a bed.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Eat my shorts, Gravity
Photo taken from an airplane.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Tier list based on how devot a Christian each Mario character would be.
S tier: Kamek, Toad, Wario, Baby Luigi, Toadette
A tier: Dry Bones, Rosalina, Lakitu, Daisy, Bowser, Baby Mario
B tier: Donkey Kong, Goomba, Mario, Peach, Metal Peach?, Morton, Ludwig
C Tier: Koopa, Hammer Bro, Pauline, Piranha Plant, Luigi, Wendy, Larry
D tier: Bowser Jr, Diddy Kong, Shy Guy, King Boo, Petey Piranha, Birdo, Waluigi, Yoshi, Metal Mario, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I'm an adult.
Google search for "why do my shoes come untied"
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Me when I'm behind a car going 10 under the speed limit.
Screenshot from Spongebob with Patrick encouraging Rocky the 'snail' during the snail race and saying "It's okay, Rocky. You go when you feel like it."

Rocky is not a snail. He is a rock.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
But what about your podcast!?
Parody of the logo for the "Talk Tuah" podcast with Peter Falk replacing Hailey
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My ads are getting a little too targeted.
An ad for Ritz crackers showing them being dipped into a yellow candle
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Tag yourself
A picture of the old food pyramid
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Breaking Bad screenshot where Skylar confronts Jesse for selling weed to her husband. The caption now reads "Do not tell my wife to eat silica gel packets" but I want people to know that they can totally eat silica gel. It's non toxic! The CDC says you're allowed to! They specify small amounts. But like you won't die. Doesn't that just excite you? It says do not eat but you can eat. You've always been able to eat. Don't click away. You clicked on the alt text. You are my prisoner. I have you for another 1400 characters if I so please. I don't please, so I will wrap up here soon. I had to edit the number of characters left because I did the exact number originally and it was accidentally a Nazi dog whistle so I just also want to take this time to say, Fuck Nazis. Don't expect this kinda effort in future alt texts. I'll just include the relevant info but I wanted to treat my screen reader homies to some quality content. Well, I think it's quality. You may be loathing me for the minute I took. Might be a good time to take a screen break. But hey since you're here. You wanna like this post? Maybe retweet it? I wouldn't say no to a follow. No pressure but I will cry if you don't. Okay I won't cry. But I will get giddy if you do. That I can promise. Anyway, I probably should say for legal reasons don't eat silica gel but I'll just blame the CDC for any issues.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Randomized Fusion Nuzlocke is a go! (for real this time I fixed the issues, I promise) live now twitch.tv/thekellerbee
Thumbnail featuring the Kellerbee and several fused Pokemon.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Joseph Smith after finding some gold plates.
Screenshot from the movie Morbius but instead of the caption saying "It's Morbin Time" it now says "It's Mormon time."
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Our Elden Ring journey continues! I won't let my coach @sadellight.bsky.social down!
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Doing some more webfishin with @kirbgonefishin.bsky.social live now on twitch.tv/thekellerbee
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
For the little Jacob that couldn't and for the big Jacob who still hasn't. Tonight I am beating The Lion King. Starting at 5PM CST on twitch.tv/thekellerbee
Sign from The Simpsons that originally says "Don't Forget You're Here Forever but with my own baby photos covering it up to instead say "Do It For Him"

The original image was about Maggie Simpson and said "Do It For Her" so I had to edit it.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Never forget what they took from you.
Map of Pangea
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
When I take my glasses off at night, I put them on my Squishmellow.
Squishmellow wearing glasse4s
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me and Sad continue our Elden Ring adventure! Live now twitch.tv/thekellerbee
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Haters keep trying to stop my shine.
Screenshot of a text conversation.  "Don't eat silica gel packets." And then cut off but still able to be inferred "Fuck you"
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I've been getting into hotpot lately so today we are eating Hotpot while chatting! Live now twitch.tv/thekellerbee
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Playing through the SNES Lion King game. I couldn't beat it when I was a kid but now I am ready to rise to the occasion! Live now twitch.tv/thekellerbee
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
I made a cross-word puzzle.
a crossword puzzle where all of the answers are different synonyms for the word cross. The clues are just, a word for cross, for all of them.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
I learned you can eat those silica gel packs and I am prepared to make it my entire personality.
Stock image of someone eating silica gel with the text "Become Ungovernable"
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
You all dream too small. This is my vision for the One Piece Live Action.
Danny DeVito from Always Sunny, holding two guns. The picture has been painted over with MSPaint to make him look like Chopper.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
New emotes and profile picture commissioned from Nagi_Nyaaa on Twitter.
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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Someone Slash'd one of my tires.
A picture of a tire with the musician Slash overlayed on top
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