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Kelcy 🦄🦙

@kelcywinter.bsky.social
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Strong Village Woman // Queer Lesbian Autistic ADHD Foster Mom

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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
eating an entire bag of ruffles instead of lunch may have been the wrong decision
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
apparently my iron levels are way too low
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender
black and white drawing of the cartoon character Cathy. she is nervously sitting on a barstool clasping her hands in her lap. speech bubble above her head says 'i am girl.'
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i keep expecting my cat to walk into the room or catch him out of the corner of my eye
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in a real country this would be an antitrust violation
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my cat died on kirkmas. fuck charlie
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
holy shit i almost forgot. its my egg day. 8 years ago on labor day weekend my egg cracked
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
greyhound poop scooper, emptying alfalfa seeds from a busted seeder, removing all the brick from the outside of a house and tearing out a massive stone fireplace from the middle of it, greasing and fueling excavation equipment.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
prepare to be utterly wrecked by my negative self talk
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i have outstanding late fees from the last time i rented from blockbuster. i intended to pay them the next time i rented something but that never happened. they sent me to collections. i think it was less than $10
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this fisher price little people school bus is bullshit. there is a wheelchair ramp in the back and a wheelchair attachment spot near the front but the center aisle has all kinds of bookbags and stuff strewn about molded into the floor. a wheelchair user wouldn't be able to navigate it.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i wish i could have managed more than an hour at the fair
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
just found out the good birria place near me closed. pray for us in this time of suffering.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the back fell off one of my ear gauges and got lost. ordered a new set but apparently im not the size i thought i was so naturally i had to buy tapers to stretch up to the new size. now my lobes hurt.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
spaghettification doesnt sound too bad actually
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
you know, if you use ai to make spreadsheets at work, nobody is forcing to to post on bluesky about it.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
fuck you for making me agree with the seattle times
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
fucking cat stole a slice of my pizza from the closed pizza box! 😭
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
got a retro gaming handheld and started playing pokemon for the first time. its pretty fun!
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
fuck! if i hypothetically built my corsi-rosenthal box inside out. is that a problem?
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
when you are big and popular you have to choose one thing to be wrong about else you become too powerful 😂
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
its one of my safe foods
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hold on now. Let's not blame the factory when deregulation is clearly the problem.
Keanu Reeves
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
just requested it at my library
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
just blocked a user posting that ai slop image about shopping malls and their profile said "photos all my own" 😮‍💨
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
natasha lyonne
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i finished this recently. its very good 🪻
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
every day there's something new to make me scream "the fuck are you doing?!? that's not even a thing!?!"
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
glad to know all those times i was called a faggot and got my ass beat never really happened
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
when i used to play swtor the most fun i had was running story mode ops with my guild that we knew inside and out. we could do them blindfolded. or we would do stupid shit like running half the required number of players or breaking fights by having way too much dps.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
so far this year i've read 2 non-audiobooks. its been 20 years since i've read anything other than audiobooks. its hard to focus, had to take a lot of breaks. was worth it for stories that aren't available in audio
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
yes, this is exactly how people who are not lying speak. /s
"This is not a small folding knife," Patterson told reporters. "It's a large fixed blade knife that was there and present."

the last line 'that was there and present' is highlighted in purple
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i keep getting this youtube ad telling me to "run claude with dangerously skip permissions" and i don't really know what that means but it doesn't sound good.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
new foster baby is on the way so the crushing doubt is setting in
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i love how sagan makes knowledge sound sexy
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
ours was for swedish meatballs and hungarian goulash
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
they did it! they actually did it!
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Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
BRING BACK INTERMISSIONS!! If I have to sit through a 3 hour movie I should be able to pee without missing anything.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
missing Palisade Peaches 🍑
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
thinking about asking my doctor about getting tested for klinefelters
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
bee-lady flies around fucking all the flower-ladies to spread the pollen from one to the other
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
my coworkers are like 100 feral cats. i tried to make something easier and they went absolutely apeshit.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
god, FUCK! i hate nerve pain
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
bob lube
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
my partner made me cheeseburger pizza 🤤
round pizza with red sauce, ground beef, and a combination of white and yellow cheeses sitting on a black wire rack on a wooden countertop. to the left is a light brown oven mitt on top of a penguin pattern potholder.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
im a telecom dispatch team lead. two of them are homeschool moms, i could probably do that. the other two are a chef and an urban planner, i couldn't do those.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
if i become a cat girl can i sleep in one of those felted cat caves?
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mom, the horoscopes are pickin on me!
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prim @primordial.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
THIS. You're not supposed to love or protect your elected officials. You might, if you personally know them--but mostly that's just parasocial bullshit (or worse, loyalty to your preferred "team"). Call them out when they're wrong! It's what they are literally here for!
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
god, its been so long. now i need to find a store that carries it.
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