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Kelcy 🦄🦙

@kelcywinter.bsky.social
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Strong Village Woman // Queer Lesbian Autistic ADHD Foster Mom

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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 17h
after a handful of surgeries i totally get why he was addicted to it
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 17h
my grandpa made some tapes for us when i was little. not long after that he got brain cancer and passed away. we loved listening to them.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
whoever said "too many cooks in the kitchen" clearly hasn't tried with enough cooks
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yay! we just made it through without 1 trying to dump an entire cup of water on the floor, so, wins all around?
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
at least take her out for dinner first
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
still kinda mind-blowing they didn't have anyone to catch that sort of thing
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
or those 'what if you get left behind?' videos
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
never heard of turnstile but they sound just like all the local rock bands i listened to back in 2002-03ish (complementary)
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the ghost of christmas future scene in mickey's christmas carol with pete as the ghost.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
its gotta be better than the swedish fish flavored ones, right?
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
eating an entire bag of ruffles instead of lunch may have been the wrong decision
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
apparently my iron levels are way too low
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
uk version of ssdi
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why would you want to 💁‍♀️
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how can i mix up words if they mean the same thing
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
eat the seat cushion?
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sausage on the bottom, egg in the middle, cheese on top
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i prefer her greek name. selene.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender
black and white drawing of the cartoon character Cathy. she is nervously sitting on a barstool clasping her hands in her lap. speech bubble above her head says 'i am girl.'
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gonna go with tub girl
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i keep expecting my cat to walk into the room or catch him out of the corner of my eye
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Felis pandaliformis
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
apparently theres an open source clone of the original xcom that can be modded with custom graphics and rulesets
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in a real country this would be an antitrust violation
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
its just like the laws requiring bottom surgery for trans people to change their gender marker.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i dunno, reshaping worlds into tetrahedrons sounds kinda cool to me 💁‍♀️
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i came i saw a cow
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
criminal
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
depending on the kind that may also be inedible 😆
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my cat died on kirkmas. fuck charlie
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i feel that, quit in 2013 and still think about it
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
to boldly come where none have come before
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
holy shit i almost forgot. its my egg day. 8 years ago on labor day weekend my egg cracked
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
greyhound poop scooper, emptying alfalfa seeds from a busted seeder, removing all the brick from the outside of a house and tearing out a massive stone fireplace from the middle of it, greasing and fueling excavation equipment.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
in my line of work 'data center' is usually network interconnections
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this one?
a little bunny sitting inside a leather shoe. caption at the bottom says "i used to be a man"
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
like the shaggy dog but instead of turning into a sheepdog he freaky fridays with hooch
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
go cougs!
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
because literally shitting on themselves would be too on the nose
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you don't have to keep selling it. im already convinced
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
that coin went through some shit to get to you. musta been meant to be.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
now im imagining giant lesbian mosquitoes
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
prepare to be utterly wrecked by my negative self talk
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ive never read james patterson. is it always this bad?
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yeah, in my company vp is just the step above director and only 4 steps over front line.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i have outstanding late fees from the last time i rented from blockbuster. i intended to pay them the next time i rented something but that never happened. they sent me to collections. i think it was less than $10
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my roommate a mst3k fan taught me about torrents in 2004. i ended up getting hd captures of star trek enterprise from canadian tv. still have the full series backed up somewhere. also the highly underrated 'space: above and beyond'
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this fisher price little people school bus is bullshit. there is a wheelchair ramp in the back and a wheelchair attachment spot near the front but the center aisle has all kinds of bookbags and stuff strewn about molded into the floor. a wheelchair user wouldn't be able to navigate it.
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
keep circulating the tapes
white text over the mystery science theater 3000 logo

"this program was taped at best brains studios minneapolis, mn

filmed in shadowramma

keep circulating the tapes"
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Kelcy 🦄🦙 @kelcywinter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i wish i could have managed more than an hour at the fair
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