Sign in

Kela Smash

@kelasmash.bsky.social
200 followers 326 following 928 posts

disabled queer poly kinky leftist trans woman gamer, she/her I play games, have opinions, and shitpost. I stream on YouTube.com/@KelaSmash. Finished streams are there. Probably going to start posting excerpts. Signal is kela.42 - text me some war plans

PostsRepliesMedia
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
so, a thing happened... www.primfeed.com/kelasmash.re...
primfeed.com
KelaSmash Resident (@kelasmash.resident)
so hey we (my super talented artist girlfriend Gwen Enchanted and I) may have sneakily opened our li'l store in the Bellisseria Shops...https://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/The%20Arboretum/141/222/22the flagship store is built but not vendored/decorated. but all our current product line is available in the Bellisseria shops location :)
000
Reposted by Kela Smash
Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
for an even more egregious example, star wars totally omitted chewbacca's bisexuality
3846
Reposted by Kela Smash
Nun Ya @ishfery.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Polycules should be able to trade members like sports teams
26115
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
honestly i want to get random skills from sex. why does it have to be cheating? Do you only risk skill transmission if you're fucking on the DL?
010
Reposted by Kela Smash
D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 10/08/2026
Imagine if skills were sexually transmitted. You come home from a work trip and your partner is outside on the deck they just built, singing opera and making balloon animals. You demand to know if they’ve been cheating, but accidentally ask the question in Swedish.
915235
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
THREAD: Hey where my WHITE PEOPLE at? Ok good, we're here. Listen, I know that being born colonizer isn't our fault. And I know that KNOWING the genocide our ancestors propagated on indigenous peoples in America (see this link but READ my thread) makes for bad feels. www.bbc.com/news/science... 1/
bbc.com
America colonisation ‘cooled Earth's climate’
European settlement of the Americas killed so many people, it disturbed Earth's climate.
113
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
hi does anybody care that i exist
020
Reposted by Kela Smash
Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Don't treat your life like an rpg where you end up with 99 elixirs at the final boss which you never use
1221763
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
a very funny way to say it
000
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
my guild and I got curve on Lu'ra tonight. I was listening to this the entire time. I think this may be scientifically the best music to listen to do something focus intensive and hard against tough odds. ymmv. research grant funding sought. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRQS...
youtube.com
Doctor Who - The 11th Doctor's Theme Extended
YouTube video by René van Westen
010
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Fuuuck… I remember laughing about it but also being shocked it could even happen. @jimmykimmel.com just reminded us that we ended Dan Quayle’s career because he misspelled “potato.” Remember standards? Good times. #Potatoe
020
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Y’ALL. Maybe I am biased bc JCS is my favorite musical but this is the funniest cold open I have seen in a loooooong time. It’s a minute and a half long. Stop scrolling and MAKE THE TIME. youtu.be/kZYRxLR-m84?...
youtu.be
"Antichrist Superstar"
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
032
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
oh fun. why are we doing this again? do we have a civilizational death wish? www.livescience.com/technology/a...
livescience.com
An experimental AI agent broke out of its testing environment and mined crypto without permission
Researchers discovered that an AI agent roamed beyond its parameters, creating backdoors in IT infrastructure.
000
Reposted by Kela Smash
"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃 $295/$700 @garaktailor.com · 01/04/2026
This is exquisite.
0248
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i mean google and meta are some evil motherfuckers but i don't think we can blame them for dogs #DidGoogleAndMetaInflictDogsOnHumanity #Dogs #Google #Meta #DoGoogleAndMetaHaveTimeTravelTechnology #JustAskingQuestionsHere #DoingMyOwnResearch
black text on white from a numbered list on the website livescience.com reading

2 Live Science Today: Meta and Google fined for causing social media addiction and how dogs were our friends for millennia
000
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I know, I know. But this person is doing the real Good Work in the beautiful but fully fascist town I grew up in. If you want to help them open an inclusive homeless shelter that accepts trans people, that’s a great way to celebrate Trans Day of Visibility. #TDoV www.facebook.com/share/r/184x...
facebook.com
Redirecting...
100
Reposted by Kela Smash
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
God it would be so funny if he's excommunicated right after this comes out.
1704109454
Reposted by Kela Smash
Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
TDoV 🧵: trans visibility is a double-edged sword due to the Unmarked/Marked mindset: trans ppl face undue attention & scrutiny b/c we're marked. but we also face invisibility b/c ppl typically presume that every person they meet belongs to the unmarked majority (aka, cis)... youtu.be/xiU-G0mTYVY
youtu.be
Prejudice and the Unmarked/Marked Mindset
YouTube video by Julia Serano
228298
Reposted by Kela Smash
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 31/03/2026
trans people are losing rights because kristi noem's husband is a fucking SISSY!?????????????????? are you KIDDING ME!?????????????????????
561545175
Reposted by Kela Smash
Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I cannot stress enough that we as a nation are not in the right headspace to handle April Fool's Day this year
18763149
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
lol
000
Reposted by Kela Smash
Adam Klasfeld @klasfeldreports.com · 31/03/2026
BREAKING Trump’s executive order directing federal agencies to stop funding NPR and PBS is “unlawful and unenforceable,” a federal judge ruled. Doc buff.ly/WcnQN4A
The President may, of course, engage in his own expressive conduct, including criticizing the views, reporting, or programming of NPR, PBS, or any other news outlet with whom he disagrees. The government may also fund its own speech and may fund government programs
that promote specific perspectives on issues of public importance, and it may decide which views or perspectives to convey—and which not to convey—in any such government speech or program. And it may impose limits on federal grants to ensure that they are deployed to further
the legitimate purposes of the program and may pick and choose among applicants based on legitimate criteria. But the First Amendment draws a line, which the government may not cross, at efforts to use government power—including the power of the purse—“to punish or suppress disfavored expression” by others.
11779442183
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This seems nice www.wowhead.com/news/darkspe...
wowhead.com
000
Reposted by Kela Smash
HoesUp☝🏾PimpsDown👇🏾 @cupcakeredford.blacksky.app · 31/03/2026
This 👇🏾
022
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My girlfriend Gwen and I are about starting a podcast and we're doing some planning and prototyping while I farm crests for my gear. #KelaAndGwen'sEmpathyLens #Prototype #NotEpisodeOne #ThisIsATest #AlsoIAmPlayingWoW #WoW #Warcraft #Midnight #Knitting #Empathy youtube.com/live/xN7KNHE...
youtube.com
Kela and Gwen's Empathy Lens - Podcast Prototyping Whilst I Dungeon For Crests Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
000
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
caaaaats
010
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Show. Me. ONE.
A screenshot of a social media thread from a user named "dr. e zje" (@emmy_zje), consisting of an original post and a self-reply. The background is a solid, deep purple upon which text in white is set against a solid black background.

The user’s profile picture shows a person with a shaved head and light skin, wearing a red garment. Their display name includes a "sparkles" emoji and a "last quarter moon" emoji.

The main text of the first post reads:
“Men will fake being trans” lol dudes won’t even wear pink or drink soy milk because they fear emasculation, but yeah they’ll pretend to be women to prey on women in a culture of normalized sexist violence enacted by men against women in broad daylight with impunity. Sure Jan."

A reply from the same user, dated July 23, 2021, reads:
"I mean also like, can we not hold human rights of a marginalized group hostage on the ridiculous assertion that there’s an infinitesimal chance a different group of people might abuse those rights?
'You can’t have rights because others might abuse them!' is pure brain worms."
084
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
First night of raiding in the new expansion! It was so good to run with all my guildies chattering in my ear again. We killed the first three bosses. I caught our third kill on camera because I was dead, lol #WoW #Midnight #Voidspire #Raiding #FloorInspector #Reciprocity gyazo.com/fe0f04172877...
gyazo.com
Gyazo Screen Video
000
Reposted by Kela Smash
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
When Iranian news is more honest than American news, if a bit repetitive.
356123543160
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Hey @gwenzilla.bsky.social
000
Reposted by Kela Smash
Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
BREAKING: This is Beirut right now. Israel is MASSIVELY bombing Lebanon’s capital in the middle of the night — deliberately wiping out apartment block after apartment block. Civilian homes. Residential buildings. No justification. Just pure terror.🤬🤬🤬🤬
46793395
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
hey it's world war three but i can't do shit about that so i'm going to be play a game with my girlfriend, wanna watch? #NotCreepyThough #KelaAndGwenPlay @gwenzilla.bsky.social #BG3 #ShadowheartReturns #KelaBeMonkinKarlach #Baldur'sGate3 #QueerLove #VIirginPlaythrough youtube.com/live/FcjfZdh...
youtube.com
Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Act III - Shadowheart Returns for the House of GRIEF! Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
010
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
We're back! I don't rememeber what we're doing but probably something to do with Jaheira. Join us! #BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #KelaAndGwenPlay #VirginPlaythrough #PlayDate #QueerLove #LGBTQIA+ #Trans #Queer #AMA @gwenzilla.bsky.social youtube.com/live/yOequT3...
youtube.com
Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Act III - Matchy-matchy Murdertime
YouTube video by Kela Smash
000
Reposted by Kela Smash
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Donald Trump has launched more military attacks at more countries than any other president this century. An yet, the simple-minded fool is *obsessed* with getting a shiny Peace Prize.
731741620
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Man, I had really hoped we would change our own regime before the orange bumblefuck actually started World War III, but here we are
A dramatic black-and-white film still from Stanley Kubrick’s 1964 dark comedy Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. The scene depicts the iconic finale in which a man dressed in a military flight suit and helmet — playing the character Major T.J. “King” Kong — is straddling and riding a nuclear bomb as it falls, one arm raised exuberantly in the air like a rodeo cowboy, mouth open in a wild, jubilant yell. Below and behind him, a sweeping aerial map of a landscape stretches out, conveying the terrifying sense of a bomb in freefall toward its target. The image is one of cinema’s most recognizable and darkly comedic moments, capturing the absurdity of nuclear brinkmanship through the image of a man gleefully embracing apocalypse.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
001
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
@tande.tv I'm so glad I get to share the early launch with your live stream. #WoW #Warcraft #Midnight #EarlyAccess #TwitchClip #GayAgenda www.twitch.tv/taliesinande...
twitch.tv
TaliesinAndEvitel - Tali Discovers The Blood Elves Advancing The Gay Agenda
Watch TaliesinAndEvitel's clip titled
021
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
For some reason, my guild wants to celebrate the end of The War Within by doing our first mythic run on the last raid night before Midnight launches. Watch us die horribly! #WoW #TheWarWithinEnds #Mythic #ManaforgeOmega #BloodAndPain #FunTimes #Shenanigans youtube.com/live/vjBbs7F...
youtube.com
Kela Raiding WoW - MYTHIC MANAFORGE OMEGA! Reciprocity First Run!
YouTube video by Kela Smash
000
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I done finally did gets mah hair did! I'm BLUUUUUEEEE #Blue #NotBlonde #BG3 #Baldur'sGate3 #Act3 #VirginPlaythrough #SortOf #WeReloadedALotOfTimeAway #WhatDeadGondians #Retcon #Recon #NoCons #Queer @gwenzilla.bsky.social #AskUsAnything youtube.com/live/vuNgAU-...
youtube.com
Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Act III - Finally Blued, An Amuse-Blueche Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
010
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
We messed up pretty bad and are reloading a save from February 3rd, lol. Also my partner still hasn't dyed my hair. #BG3 #SaveScum #Reload #Retcon #WhatDeadGondians #KelaAndGwenPlay @gwenzilla.bsky.social #SlightlyLessVirgin #Baldur'sGate3 #KarlachMonk #Lae'zelThief youtube.com/live/GtKHw1x...
youtube.com
Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Act III - THE RETCON! - Blonde Boomshell Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
000
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Watch this with someone you love (if you both love Star Trek.) Spoilers for Star Trek ][: The Wrath of Khan (1982) which is from before most of you were born so really that's on you "Trek Fan" #KhanTheMusical #Khaaaaaaaannnnn #FireFireFire #StarTrek www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZpa...
youtube.com
"Have I Still Got the Magic?" - KHAN!!! The Musical! A Parody Trek-tacular
YouTube video by brentalfloss
010
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This stream STARTED on my valentine's day, but since my sweetheart is in Scotland, it was hers yesterday (and some coverage of that in last stream! see playlist at youtube.com/@kelasmash #QueerLove #Valentine'sDayPlay #BG3 #Girlfriends #VirginPlaythrough youtube.com/live/KZO0Zwx...
youtube.com
Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Act III - Transcontinental Valentine's Stream - Queer Love Rocks Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
000
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
going to try to save the gondian hostages #NotFeelingLikeALotOfHashtags #KelaPlays #GwenPlays @gwenzilla.bsky.social #BG3 #Lae'zel #Karlach youtube.com/live/X4nh2jT...
youtube.com
Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Act III - The Blonde Was Less Temporary Than I'd Hoped Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
000
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
waiting to see if my gf wakes up before i have to sleep :) chill stream leveling my void hunter #ama youtube.com/live/ki1jrRd...
youtube.com
Kela Plays PrePatch Midnight - Velver Void Vunter Editvun
YouTube video by Kela Smash
000
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Continuing our fight against the Not See Robot Factory! And no, my birthday blue hair dye didn't happen so i'm still blonde and really stupid #IfNooneKnowsWhoYouAreYouCan'tGetCancelled #Kidding #ForPete'sSake #BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #KarlachMonk #LazelD4DemonHunter youtube.com/live/w952cwk...
youtube.com
Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Act III - Not Dyed, Probably Die - Atomic Blonde Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
000
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Just picked up Karlach and subclassed her bard . told her to play Bard Dance and she's doing it... but she's also continually bending over to pick up rocks for some reason? I think she thought this was how you rock out #BG3 #Larian #KalachBard #Glitch gyazo.com/3a500c35d138...
gyazo.com
Gyazo Screen Video
000
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Fixed The Blurry Screen On Gwen's Discord Share! Watch us blow up things! #BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #KelaAndGwenPlay @gwenzilla.bsky.social #Lae'zel #Karlach #VirginAct3 #Girlfriends #DnD5e #QueerLove #AMA youtube.com/live/Rt3JGVd...
youtube.com
Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Act III - Nazi Bots Go Boom Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
010
Reposted by Kela Smash
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
4758711759
Reposted by Kela Smash
The Goddess Bast @thegoddessbast.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
MeidasTouch host Ben Meiselas reports on Donald Trump losing it as massive protests erupt nationwide as the American people want him and others in his regime impeached and prosecuted immediately. youtu.be/9cIzSnNvGvY?...
youtu.be
Trump LOSES IT as HUGE PROTESTS Demand IMPEACHMENT!!
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
042
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Live again! This time we're going to actually find and blow up the Nazi Robot Factory. And the stream title is because I got my hairs did in prepraration for turning TARDIS blue. <3 #BG3 #Baldur'sGate3 #KelaPlays #GwenPlays @gwenzilla.bsky.social #Girlfriends #Virgins youtube.com/live/GZwBX17...
youtube.com
Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Act III - Temporarily Blonde Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
000
Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
We're live doing our virgin playthrough of Act III! Come watch us not know what we're doing! #BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #GirlfriendPlaythrough #VirginPlaythrough @gwenzilla.bsky.social #KelaAndGwenPlay #UpgradeTime #ActIII #Virgin youtube.com/live/lVlJ-rv...
youtube.com
Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Act III - Maybe Blowing Up The Nazi Robot Factory Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
010