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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

God, I just wanna blow my load all over a pretty lady's eager face.

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

This was solid and did terrible numbers.

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

This could be us, but you playing.

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I love a good sexting session. Talking through all the senses, the funny little details that make everything so hot/fun. What are some of your favorite things to hear/read when sexting?

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The month of April (tbh, probably May too) has been this for me.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Rare cosmic horror Nancy drop

Panel from Ernie Bushmiller’s Nancy where she is stretching her mouth insanely wide and saying “I’m practicing” as Aunt Fritzi looks on in horror

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I will be mad that Quarry only got one season until the day I die. @michaeldfuller.bsky.social created such a rich and compelling world that deserved so much better than what it got.

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I've been at an all inclusive resort for almost a week, and I've seen it enough that I gotta ask... Dudes... WHO is wearing underwear under their swim trunks?!??!! WHY?!?!? It can't be comfortable. The ladies know you gotta let ya stuff breathe. What am I missing here!?!?!

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Who are 5 artists in heavy rotation right now? 1. Superheaven 2. Local H 3. Balance and Composure 4. Drug Church 5. Better Lovers

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

Missy Elliott didn't put her thang down, flip it and reverse it for you to cry over a boy who looks like THAT... get it together, bestie.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/04/2024

Joni Mitchell is gonna be furious!

Screenshot of a Reddit post that says: 'The bastards really did it.' Attached is a screenshot of a parking lot in a place called 'Paradise.'

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 01/05/2024

You don't get to say 'we regret that the protesters escalated' and 'community safety is our top priority' when the protesters are students who haven't hurt anybody and your response was calling in, like, a hundred unaccountable guys with guns

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/05/2024

Yes, a violent group of psychos that led an armed insurrection in an attempt to overthrow the government in the name of a flatulent con man is the same as non-violent individuals protesting violence and murder

You can’t denounce the J6 rioters and then say the Columbia students who occupied a building by force and destroyed property should be immune from consequences.

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 01/05/2024

Putting my dick and balls in the public soda machine and getting mad when people ask me to remove them.

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Head Colds at Subway A sneezing sandwich artist Please don't touch my meat

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

Like being on tour. All the audiences need the same experience.

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

I loved @seanbaby.bsky.social 's Rest of the Crap column in EGM all those years ago. A real formative influence as I was figuring out my sense of humour. So fun to hear him as the guest on the Steven Seagal ep of Behind the Bastards!

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/05/2023

if you can't take me at my Ballsest, you don't deserve me at my Mahoneyest

A picture of now deceased WWF wrestler Balls Mahoney. I don't know how to describe him for you but he looks the way burnt eggs smell.

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

Why I decided to start Behind the Bastards from THE BEGINNING, I'll never know. @iwriteok.bsky.social has been surprisingly good company on long drives.

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