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Keith Page

@keithpage123.bsky.social
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33 Rocker Writer Vinyl/Wrestling Lover Cunning Linguist 18+ MDNI Starting my 🌶 content journey. Be gentle (even though I might not be).

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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
AYYYY! You were one of my fav Threaders, then you were gone! So happy I get to see your pretty face again.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson in the Ring
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Takes one to know one!
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You're the alien... but I've got the probe.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*holds out sleeve of saltines "This and forehead pets?"
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You're being so brave about it.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God, I just wanna blow my load all over a pretty lady's eager face.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Couldn't catch me on camera Couldn't step into the shower ... and so on.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I expect nothing less, Nessie. Now eat up.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"Lawd, I am DEWY!"
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The goodest. Arf arf (respectfully)
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Me over here like
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Spongebob Squarepants Hyperventilating
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Threads can't contain the thicccness
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Blue!
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Wow, you're AWAKE?!? I'd be out like a light after that!
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
So hot!! Probably why I love to watch partners touch themselves. Just take it all in. 🥵😍
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This was solid and did terrible numbers.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The future ex-Ms. Keith Page.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This could be us, but you playing.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The grass may have been greener... but y’know... they can PAINT the grass. There's nothing stopping them.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Full PFP for you degens.
Keith stands shirtless in front of his mirror, with his jeans open, revealing black underwear.
He has a "dad bod" (chest/body hair, soft belly, and strong arms) and long hair.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Whew, thought my eyes were going!
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You think Royce Keys watches AEW while sitting at catering, and thinks about things?
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You just know that room smells fantastic. 🤤
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I used to do it, and I just had a set time I stopped eating (usually around 9pm), then I'd be up til 1am, sleep til 11, and eat at 12. I wasn't hard/fast on anything, but it worked OK for me. Your mileage may vary. 🤷‍♂️
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I love a good sexting session. Talking through all the senses, the funny little details that make everything so hot/fun. What are some of your favorite things to hear/read when sexting?
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"I've been in the bush... now it's YOUR TURN!"
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The month of April (tbh, probably May too) has been this for me.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Gotta get those 10 servings of fruit somehow!
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Watch the mess you make all over me, my girl.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
🙌 😇
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I'm using it to find all my favourites over here, and then starting the real party. Happy I found you. Love your energy. 😊
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#animalstyle
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
And here I was, thinking peaches are outta season. 🍑
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Rare cosmic horror Nancy drop
Panel from Ernie Bushmiller’s Nancy where she is stretching her mouth insanely wide and saying “I’m practicing” as Aunt Fritzi looks on in horror
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I unfollowed two accounts because of this. I didn't follow THEM!
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I was partial to "The water revives the grime on the ground, gives birth to this weird smell, not of life - more like the stew that life crawled out of"
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I love the amp company too much for this... but I FEEL YOU!!
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I will be mad that Quarry only got one season until the day I die. @michaeldfuller.bsky.social created such a rich and compelling world that deserved so much better than what it got.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I've been at an all inclusive resort for almost a week, and I've seen it enough that I gotta ask... Dudes... WHO is wearing underwear under their swim trunks?!??!! WHY?!?!? It can't be comfortable. The ladies know you gotta let ya stuff breathe. What am I missing here!?!?!
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Who are 5 artists in heavy rotation right now? 1. Superheaven 2. Local H 3. Balance and Composure 4. Drug Church 5. Better Lovers
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
Missy Elliott didn't put her thang down, flip it and reverse it for you to cry over a boy who looks like THAT... get it together, bestie.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Joni Mitchell is gonna be furious!
Screenshot of a Reddit post that says: 'The bastards really did it.' Attached is a screenshot of a parking lot in a place called 'Paradise.'
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 01/05/2024
You don't get to say 'we regret that the protesters escalated' and 'community safety is our top priority' when the protesters are students who haven't hurt anybody and your response was calling in, like, a hundred unaccountable guys with guns
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
Yes, a violent group of psychos that led an armed insurrection in an attempt to overthrow the government in the name of a flatulent con man is the same as non-violent individuals protesting violence and murder
You can’t denounce the J6 rioters and then say the Columbia students who occupied a building by force and destroyed property should be immune from consequences.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
Putting my dick and balls in the public soda machine and getting mad when people ask me to remove them.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Can Jon Hamm's nipples be nominated for an Emmy? Cause I really think they earned it.
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
Your toes really went 👉👈
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Truth!
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Keith Page @keithpage123.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Head Colds at Subway A sneezing sandwich artist Please don't touch my meat
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