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Not Keith Habersberger

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i would never pretend to be keith habersberger for a week that would be weird

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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Bluesky name our new cat 🫶
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
wax ➡️ 📦
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This is wax, he’s excellent at sitting! :)
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Wax has a friend now! Looking for names for this little guy 🫶
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Wax update: he is so good at posing!!
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
wax likes bags
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Hey guys this is wax and he looks like this <3
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Hi guys, this is wax! He’s the dumbest boy in school <3
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hi guys here is my cat
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hi guys look at my cat
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Hi guys look at my cat
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Hi guys look at my cat
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Hi guys look at my cat
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Hi guys look at my cat
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Hi guys look at my cat
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Hi guys look at my cat
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Shana V. White (she/her) @shanavwhite.blacksky.app · 12/12/2024
So many adults that are not doing their best right now on purpose.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
He says that the photograph makes him laugh every time he looks at it, but when he says it, he sounds very sad...
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Hi guys look at my cat
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Today is for the toes !
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Steve Salaita @stevesalaita.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
It's true that bluesky isn't great for news and commentary about Palestine. Maybe it will get better, maybe it won't. But we have to keep trying because it's crucial to talk about Palestine precisely where it feels unwelcome.
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
praying to john thune this thanksgiving 🙏
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
an unfortunate reality
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
crazy that squishmallows can be dyslexic
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Who else liked to get called on to read out loud to the class? I was like I’m going to read the shit out of this.
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
love Spotify Wrapped bc it’s just a competition between the ten (10) songs I listened to on loop this year to fight for biggest micro obsession
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
guest at my thanksgiving: do you have any vegetarian options me: there’s the— [a bug flies into the mashed potatoes] —no
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
really REALLY hope John Thune is a chiller 🙏 keep that man’s picks out of the White House plz 🫶💖
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
not a positive or a negative comment, but I feel like I could hear that Lea Michele had a child via spontaneous asexual reproduction and be chill with that
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
also deciding today is for the toes rn
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
hi guys look at my cat
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
why does it feel like every fourth picture I see on here is AI already 😭 shoutout to @weratedogs.com for being the only people I can trust 🫶
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
gotta stay on top of the trends
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Amber ✨🦇💄 @ambattii.com · 27/11/2024
I will not tolerate any Jim Carrey Grinch slander in this timeline, that movie is a national treasure
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
is today 4 the toes yall
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Today is NOT for the toes 🦶
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I’ll pass the foot baton to you, king 👑
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Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
@try-guys.bsky.social so like were you planning on following me or what
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Today is for the toes 🦶
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Today is for the toes 🦶
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Locktober Rust @ascannerburkely.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
👏GIVE 👏THE 👏OTHER 👏49 👏STATES 👏THEIR 👏OWN 👏CHAINSAW 👏MASSACRE 👏MOVIES
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Birds can fly and we hardly even talk about it
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Today is for the toes 🦶
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
godzilla is so cool and tall
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Not Keith Habersberger @keithhabs.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Today is for the toes 👍
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/11/2024
This is Stormi. Her new forever family is taking her to pick out some toys. But everything she could ever want is already right in front of her. 12/10
a little gray and white puppy in a light blue collar sits in a fluffy fleece dog bed inside a shopping cart. the cart is filled to the brim with little soft toys, and the aisle behind her is decked out with even more. but she’s staring at the camera with a little closed-mouth smile and her ears flopping backwards as she looks at you with love.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Speaking of, am I the only one whose childhood brain somehow melded these two into one perfect uber-crush? I cannot think of one without the other.
Gadget (a mouse) from Rescue Rangers (an animated tv show) Aunt Becky from Full House
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Uhhhh....what??
This is the same post three times, on Threads 7300 likes. on Twitter, 9600. On Bluesky, over 45,000.
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