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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈

@keith.bsky.social
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Dev Success @ Expo. Mobile dev, PS Vita fan, bad Catholic, full minivan, smug e-biker. Cleveland rocks. He/him llamaluvr.expo.app

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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If division winners with worse records than non-division winners is a problem for MLB, it's not a new one. The 2026 American League is basically the 1987 AL with more steps.
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn't keep receipts, but pretty sure Gemini has given me wrong answers about MLB tiebreaker scenarios at least twice.
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Expo @expo.dev · 14/09/2026
Nearly three out of four desktops in the world are not Macs. @keith.bsky.social ran an iOS Simulator with Fast Refresh on a Windows on ARM laptop, a machine that can't run Android Studio either. The phone was a browser tab the whole time 🤯 expo.dev/blog/build-i...
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You don't need a Mac to develop iOS apps anymore — Expo blog
Meet EAS Simulator, Expo's new service that gives every developer and every coding agent an iPhone in the cloud.
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every day, I'm more and more convinced that AI is amazing at writing computer code and absolute horseshit at writing prose. I tried to get just a little help on some talk abstracts, not a single useful word came out of it. Switching on Fable may have made it even worse.
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This weekend, EAS Simulators helped me achieve a long-unfulfilled dream: running a simulator next to VS Code on Windows on ARM. WOA doesn't support Android Studio or even 3rd party Android emulators and MS dropped support for Windows Subsystem for Android on the Snapdragon X.
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If Claude writes code, but it wrote it in a different Claude session, then it wasn't Claude's fault
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Weird how this is getting reported as "Mamdani flip-flops."
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Claude is trying to put me to work!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
victory lapping on this one
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
woke is when you can eat salad without shitting your pants
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Very fitting that the lasting legacy of DOGE is explosive diarrhea
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I have no freakin' clue how to use tokens. I've been vibin' all week. What did I do so far? - Made a WearOS-to-phone PoC - three shipped PR's on code I usually don't work with - presentation content - refactor Chain React workshop template + build new lessons - compared AC replacement options
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Sometimes it's hard to find a project that is both approachable and legitimately fills an untapped niche. I just got a Pixel Watch. There's like..._one_ podcast player app that isn't tied to a subscription service, and it's just OK. Resolved: I'm gonna make the best podcatcher for WearOS.
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Most division titles in the wild card era of MLB: 18 Braves 16 Dodgers 16 Yankees 13 Guardians 12 Cardinals Least division titles: 0 Rockies 0 Marlins 0 Pirates 1 Royals 2 Blue Jays 2 Mets 3 Reds
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I totally forgot until today that Class 3 ebikes aren't supposed to have a throttle. Easy to forget when most leave the throttle working in class 3 mode. I find the throttle super-useful for kicking off from a stop in heavy traffic, makes cars less inclined to pass me.
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
From bikes to EVs to transit, Trump's war in Iran is boosting every transportation mode he hates
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BikeLoudPDX @bikeloudpdx.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Roses are red Violets are blue Streets are for children Streets are for you. 🌷 Happy Mother's Day!
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Trump gathered all of the very worst people in the country in one place and got them to break a million laws and then pardoned all of them, and now local law enforcement has to go get them one by one as they commit new crimes.
Headlines about various Jan. 6 rioters being sentenced to new crimesHeadlines about various Jan. 6 rioters being sentenced to new crimesHeadlines about various Jan. 6 rioters being sentenced to new crimesHeadlines about various Jan. 6 rioters being sentenced to new crimes
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Today, Claude Design helped me get my dream personal site started...fully-themed like MacOS System 6! You can even drag sections into the trash to "break" the site :-D. Still need to swap out the placeholder content, but it works and is published on Expo Hosting llamaluvr--d62ig6azqa.expo.app
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Infinite Red @infinite.red · 08/05/2026
Stay where the Chain React speakers and attendees stay 🏨 The Cambria Portland is the official conference hotel, which means more time with the people you came to meet (plus great coffee and food a short walk away). Book before it sells out! 👇 www.choicehotels.com/reservations...
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
🍿 (the fact that they're also at top of the wild card standings is even more funny)
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
All Samsung support docs say quite explicitly that you should leave foldable phone screen protector replacements to the professionals, but Samsung AI chat is like, "nah, go for it, any screen protector will do".
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Infinite Red @infinite.red · 29/04/2026
🎤 Announcing: Charlie Cheever If you're in tech, you know @ccheever.com Charlie's the co-founder of @expo.dev and one of the biggest driving forces behind React Native!! Charlie's joining us live in Portland for Chain React. 🎟️ ti.to/chainreact/c...
Image announcing Charlie Cheever as a speaker at Chain React 2026
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Anton @anton.beauty · 27/04/2026
a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I have FOURTEEN meetings tomorrow
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
We're doing a little test of Steamyard for Expo Office Hours. If you're free in an hour and want to ask a question or just listen in, join us here streamyard.com/watch/Kdp3sv...
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Expo Office Hours
Same agenda, new location! Bring your Expo questions and answers. You can ask in the chat or come on stage to talk live, just let us know! You can also just come and hang out, totally cool!
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Gonna try running Windows 11 in Boot Camp on an old Intel Mac, thought it would take a little more, but Groupon just offered me a Windows 11 Pro license for $9.72! UPDATE: this feels a little sketch, it's through some MyCodes24 thing... guess we'll see!
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Expo @expo.dev · 21/04/2026
Build real apps. For real businesses. This is the concept for our Hackathon in Prague next week. If you're in Prague & you build apps go ahead and register. We'll be there to support the build process. And we'll provide credits to make sure you aren't blocked by anything. luma.com/Expo_STRV_Ha...
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Expo x STRV: Hackathon Prague 2026 · Luma
Build a real app for a real business. In one day. Expo is coming to Prague and joining forces with STRV to host a hackathon focused on one thing: building…
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The dumbest timeline. Politico posts a piece about how relieved Republicans are that the president has finally figured out how to end the Iran War ... two minutes AFTER the Guardian reports that the Revolutionary Guard attacked a tanker in the Strait.
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The iOS feature to free up disk space by offloading apps is so weird. I have an iPad that I only do a few specific things on, but has a ton of apps I've tried only once. So... what does it remove from my device to reclaim some of that precious 64 GB? Libby and Expo Go 🤦
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Expo @expo.dev · 16/04/2026
🥳 We raised some money. Expo is the best it's ever been, and this round of funding will help us get a lot better. With this money we can go faster on the things that matter: faster builds, smoother native integrations, and better e-2-e DX. Charlie wrote about what's next: expo.dev/blog/what-ex...
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
an all-timer for "imagine how JD Vance would react if a democrat said any of this"
Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy. He talks about “fear” of the Trump Administration, but doesn’t mention the FEAR that the Catholic Church, and all other Christian Organizations, had during COVID when they were arresting priests, ministers, and everybody else, for holding Church Services, even when going outside, and being ten and even twenty feet apart. I like his brother Louis much better than I like him, because Louis is all MAGA. He gets it, and Leo doesn’t! I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s OK for Iran to have a Nuclear Weapon. I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s terrible that America attacked Venezuela, a Country that was sending massive amounts of Drugs into the United States and, even worse, emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers, into our Country. And I don’t want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I’m doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do, setting Record Low Numbers in Crime, and creating the Greatest Stock Market in History. Leo should be thankful because, as everyone knows, he was a shocking surprise. He wasn’t on any list to be Pope, and was only put there by the Church because he was an American, and they thought that would be the best way to deal with President Donald J. Trump. If I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican. Unfortunately, Leo’s Weak on Crime, Weak on Nuclear Weapons, does not sit well with me, nor does the fact that he meets with Obama Sympathizers like David Axelrod, a LOSER from the Left, who is one of those who wanted churchgoers and clerics to be arrested. Leo should get his act together as Pope, use Common Sense, stop catering to the Radical Left, and focus on being a Great Pope, not a Politician. It’s hurting him very badly and, more importantly, it’s hurting the Catholic Church! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Chase DeLauter is the second player in MLB HISTORY to hit 4 HR in his first 3 career games 🤯
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 27/03/2026
Simply put, I was not prepared for anything that I just saw with my very bare eyeballs and I think that I am, perhaps, entirely and very much flabbergasted.
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Good day to bring new life to an old design with Expo UI
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Security goes harder at the Wolstein Center for a high school robotic's competition than TSA or most government buildings. All so they can sell you an incredibly limited array of subpar concessions. This is why I avoid this place otherwise. Sorry, CSU basketball.
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Mags Display Name @mags.colvett.online · 15/03/2026
They finally fixed that sign at Union Square
Tile sign in Union Square station was missing the last tile for months with the last letters written in black marker on bare wall; somebody added PANTS so the stop is now Union Squarepants. You kind of had to be there tbh
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"Monsters' Ink" would be a great name for a tattoo parlor.
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Expo @expo.dev · 10/03/2026
🙌 Introducing Expo Agent Build truly native iOS and Android apps from a prompt. Anything from React to SwiftUI to Jetpack Compose. Compile and deploy for Apple, Android, and the web right from the browser! youtu.be/3yyy32R0s2k
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Introducing Expo Agent (beta): build real, production-quality native apps from your browser
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Learning to Let Go and Let Claude
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/02/2026
We've reached the Nazi part of Trump's speech: "The Somali pirates who ransacked Minnesota remind us that there are large parts of the world where corruption and lawlessness are the norm, not the exception. Importing these cultures through unrestricted immigration ... "
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/02/2026
Incredible shot of Rep. Al Green holding up a "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign with Trump in the foreground from photographer Kenny Holston (Getty)
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
PBSKids depicting a frenulum piercing. Alysa's power
"You made this day a special day, by just being you." Fred Rogers quote over cartoon version of Alysa Liu. Instagram post
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Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️‍🌈 @keith.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Having a mayor of a town named "Wesley Dingus" who is caught performing lewd acts seems pretty on-brand for Ohio.
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 14/02/2026
This is so spot on
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The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America, and they're all like D+40
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An extraordinary paragraph. buff.ly/uH5ykhX
The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesivebecause of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Incoming transmission from Planet Popstar:
an image of fire kirby that reads "Kirby Says Abolish Ice"
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
lol
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