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Keef @keef.org · 04/08/2026

Went and saw this last night. Highly recommended when it opens this weekend.

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Keef @keef.org · 28/05/2026

Okay yeah, sure, but “Six-Gender Jimmy” is the best name for a hardcore punk band I can imagine

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Keef @keef.org · 07/05/2026

Putting “Hard Target” on while I work was a good choice today.

In the background, a ramshackle building explodes into fiery chaos, spraying wooden debris and embers everywhere. In the foreground, a horse races toward us: majestic, powerful, a deep chestnut with white markings running between the eyes down the nose. On that horse’s back rides a figure of pure regal domination, a full white pushbroom moustache failing to cover his wide-open screaming mouth, his balding head reflecting the orange of the flames behind him, holding aloft a bow, his quiver of arrows on his back. This is Wilford Brimley.

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Mike Sterling, A Comical Fellow @mikester.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

waiting for that Super Bowl halftime show with Negativland

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Keef @keef.org · 26/11/2025

(addressing the young person who’s shown up at my door searching for mentorship in an attempt to defeat the evils in the world) Sorry, young blood. All these old bones are good for these days is feeling the horrendous malaise of late-stage capitalism and Stardew Valley. G’wan, now. Git.

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Keef @keef.org · 02/10/2025

NEW SHORTS WHO DIS

This is a picture of me, poolside, wearing my first pair of bodybuilding shorts (given to me by A Friend). The shorts are leopard-spotted, and come up to cover my navel. My arms are raised and I’m flexing my biceps, like a real tough guy. It turns out that bodybuilding shorts do a great job at concealing one’s gut.

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Keef @keef.org · 31/08/2025

Practicing my “rizzed-up selfies” as an almost fifty year old man. Maybe I’ll get the hang of it in another decade or so.

A “rizzed-up selfie” of yours truly. Beard a little too skraggly. Glasses a little too low. One eyebrow cocked a little too confidently. Smirk not quite smiley enough. Tugging down the collar of my black t-shirt in an unearned gesture of lackluster machismo. Fuck it, I’m still cute

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Keef @keef.org · 26/04/2025

Live music is such a balm for the soul.

Godspeed You! black Emperror on the stage at Austin Psych Fest. I was close enough to feel the rumble of the stacks, which is a lot of the point.

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Keef @keef.org · 27/03/2025

Well now. This is probably pretty overdue.

The ceiling of a room. The room is darkened. Shining on the ceiling is a pall of blue light, with a field of green "stars." Also visible on the ceiling: a vent; an emergency fire alarm light; several unlit can lights; another, smaller vent; a CCTV camera.

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Keef @keef.org · 18/02/2025

Now they know how I feel, at least.

The chat support window for Spotify.

Transcript:

I'm good, thanks for asking.
[Spotify Agent] at 12:21 PM, Feb 18

Can you please elaborate your concern?
[Spotify Agent] at 12:21 PM, Feb 18

Well, Joe Rogan is an idiot with an enormous platform that is actively harming both our country and the world at large. It drives me nuts that part of the money I pay to Spotify goes to that goon. I would like to request that none of my subscription money goes to him or his ghoulish podcast.
You at 12:22 PM, Feb 18

Follow up Spotify Support chat.
Transcript:

... your feedback to the right team, so that they will look into it. We'll make sure to pass your feedback along
[Spotify Agent] at 12:34 PM, Feb 18

Thank you! Just register my dissatisfaction that Spotify pays that doofus a ridiculous amount of money to blather his
misinformation to ridiculous amounts of people.
You at 12:35 PM, Feb 18

Please don't worry, I have taken your concern as a feedback and let the right team know, so that they will look into it.
[Spotify Agent] at 12:37 PM, Feb 18

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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Boy howdy, do I, a trans woman, have some thoughts about how the gender revolution put a lot more emphasis on letting girls do boy stuff, and almost none on letting boys do girl stuff, which if anything reinforced the idea that girl stuff is inferior if not shameful.

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Keef @keef.org · 13/02/2025

Hey, neat! It's Amazing Spider-Man 5, from 1963! It's the first time Spidey and Dr. Doom interacted! This was hiding in the corner of a lot I won for a truly cute amount on the internets. Probably the best score I will ever find.

The Amazing Spider-Man number 5! Spidey swings his way across the cover, but Doom has severed his web! He's about to land in some... lava or something!
CAPTION:
"It had to happen! Sooner or later, SPIDER-MAN was bound to battle DOCTOR DOOM!"
Dr. Doom's word balloon:
"This is your FINISH, Spider-Man! If the FANTASTIC FOUR couldn't stop me, what chance have YOU?"
Art by Steve Ditko.

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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier

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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

The land stirs from winter torpor in snowbell peal, in Stay Below rising. Jackdaws quest for twigs, toads wake. The witch hears whispers of green promise, the song of pussy willow swelling to silver. Feral magics swim her blood. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982 #WitchSky

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Honestly if you show me a cat that can operate a zippo I’ll send them a pack of Virginia Slims.

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Keef @keef.org · 05/02/2025

Here is another picture of my cat, Weasel, to help your timeline be not all doomscrolling horrors

Weasel, sleeping atop a brown-and-white quilt. She looks a bit like a bright orange stripey cinnamon bun. Her eyes are closed in contentment. If this picture had audio, you could hear her snoring a little bit.

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Keef @keef.org · 03/02/2025

It amazes me that these motherfuckers are still standing.

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including: - Holocaust Remembrance Day - MLK Day - Juneteenth

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Keef @keef.org · 24/01/2025

Just cancelled my Prime membership. Feels good man.

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Keef @keef.org · 24/01/2025

Hey, neat! It's the rare British edition of Forbidden Worlds 73, the first appearance of Herbie Popnecker! Herbie is a magnificent little guy, and Alan Moore has said that Herbie is his favorite superhero.

The cover of a comic book. It says it's Forbidden Worlds 4, but it's a British Reprint of Forbidden Worlds 73, from American Comics Group, published in 1958. The cover features a fella in WWII pilot clothes who has scrambled up the mast of a ship. He is being chased by a pirate (in full regalia, eyepatch, bandanna and all) waving a lit torch.
There's a caption box that reads:
"Can a man crash through the barrier of TIME itself? See it happen, in...
The RIDDLE of ROBERT O'MALLEY!"
The guy in the mast, presumably Robert O'Malley himself, has a word balloon coming from his mouth. It reads:
"This-- CAN'T be! Shot down by J*p Zeros-- and now trapped aboard an ANCIENT PIRATE SHIP!"

The first page of the first Herbie story. Because it's the British edition, it's in black and white instead of color. There are three panels. The first one takes up the top third of the page, and it features a shlubby little boy with a bowl cut, wearing a button-down white shirt and a short tie, and what looks like jeans or khakis with a belt. He walks calmly toward the viewer, eating a lollipop. He is surrounded by exciting things! A rocket launches at him. A Native American in full headdress waves a tomahawk at him. An explosion explodes in the background. An elephant charges at him. Two dueling dandies fence behind him. A plane crashes! A cowboy with a smoking gun rides a horse at him! A pirate waves a cutlass and leers!
Second panel, takes up half of the bottom third of the page. A man in a suit stands before a group of people. Caption reads:
It was a PTA meeting, and the speaker's subject was an important one--
The guy has a word balloon. It reads:
"Yes, I repeat-- the boys of today are the leaders of tomorrow!"
Third panel, taking up the last bit. Closeup on the fellow, as he points directly at the viewer. He is holding a glass of water and he looks kind of like a baffled Salvador Dali. Word balloon:
"You must see, therefore, that what we need in this country are REAL boys-- boys of ACTION! Boys who are always out DOING things! George Washington, father of his country, was such a boy-- so was Abraham Lincoln!"

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Keef @keef.org · 22/01/2025

Look at this goddamn little scramp

Our cat Weasel. She is various shades of orange, with darker orange tiger stripes. She is laying in a sort of half-turn, exposing her tum, eyes mostly closed, her tail jutting off at a jaunty angle. She is laying on top of a quilt that is itself on top of a blanket. There are other, unseen blankets, because it is very cold. She is: a good kitty.

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Keef @keef.org · 18/01/2025

Oh my god look at this adorable perfect little piece of shit

A perfectly beautiful bright orange cat, laying mostly upside-down atop a circular cat scratcher- ball roller thingy, batting away at the white ball that rolls around the outside. The entire thing is on top of a reddish-orange rug. The cat is wonderful. I love her.

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Keef @keef.org · 18/01/2025

Despite all of this, it turns out that my car is fundamentally broken. I understand one of the solutions to this problem is "currency," with which I am generally unfamiliar and am investigating attainability methodology.

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Keef @keef.org · 17/01/2025

When I was 14, I went to the local weird-ass video store and rented bootleg VHS tapes of the Twin Peaks international pilot, the extended cut of Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive," and Jodorowsky's "Holy Mountain." I had the house to myself and watched the best triple feature ever.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 16/01/2025

Kyle MacLachlan pays tribute to David Lynch "I will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear. My world is that much fuller because I knew him and that much emptier now that he’s gone ... Thank you for everything"

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Keef @keef.org · 11/01/2025

Can someone just pour the pho directly into my mouth please

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Keef @keef.org · 11/01/2025

I did something to my back yesterday and I guess today is just a complete wash

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Keef @keef.org · 07/01/2025

The cat continues to keep me awake past my bedtime simply by being beautiful

The cat, once again laying on my purple-and-cream quilt. She gazes nicely into the lens. She is purring. I should be sleeping. I should be sleeping, but there she is purring and being pretty.

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Keef @keef.org · 08/01/2025

The kid found a recipe that looked good, and here is the result. We made brioche dough yesterday, then today greased up a Bundt pan and rolled the dough around chunks of chocolate and put it in monkeybread-style; baked it up and created a tasty treat.

A beautifully browned ring of baked-up monkeybread-style brioche bread wrapped around chunks of chocolate. It looks much better than I thought it would.

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Keef @keef.org · 07/01/2025

I can't do it again. My head will explode. I will die. I refuse to do it again.

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Keef @keef.org · 07/01/2025

The cat continues to keep me awake past my bedtime simply by being beautiful

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Charles Pieper @inherentcharlie.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Textures of the old bridge

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Keef @keef.org · 04/01/2025

Shortly after Christmas I had the opportunity to visit one of my favorite record shops in the Midwest. It is a vast treasure trove of unimaginable junk, cascading through dozens of rooms; there are also comics and books. It was fun.

Me, wearing a Canadian tuxedo, in a small room. Behind me is a plethora of ancient audio equipment. To my right are many shelves co raining 10" records and weird paperback originals. I am going through long boxes full of unbagged comics, and I am holding one up and making a very goofy face.

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Keef @keef.org · 01/01/2025

Figured now was as good a time as any to bust out a fancy beer from my fancy beer dumpster. Happy new year errbody!

It's a bottle of Goose Island 2015 Bourbon County Rare Stout, in front of the fancy wooden box it came in

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Meatloaf so tender and mild.

Korner Kitchen sign proclaiming Jesus Christ is born hot meatloaf.

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Keef @keef.org · 31/12/2024

I have just replaced a spark plug and ignition coil in my car. I feel EXTREMELY cool and self-sufficient, and I recognize that this is silly, but I am still proud. Look at me! Look at the GENIUS!!!

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Wynter @wynter.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I will forever love Paul Giamatti bc once at a Globes after party I ask if I could hold his golden globe for $5 and he said sure and I did and we took a photo and then he held out his hand and I gave him that $5 and he said “nice doing business with you” and he’s a g for real for always for that

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Keef @keef.org · 23/12/2024

Midwestern Sepulchral

A photograph taken through the drivers' side window, somewhere in the Midwest. It is that sort of sad abandoned photo that can only be taken in the Midwest: skeletal trees strain for light; the ground is brown and bleak and multitiered; behind all of this, the sky is a gradient, lightening as it gets closer to the horizon, a panoply of dull blues and grays and whites.

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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

When my mother was in high school or college, there was a lunch lady who couldn't understand it when the kids complained about the food. They'd say how bad it was, and she'd say "But...you can have more!" She'd been in a concentration camp. "More" was her dividing line for luxury.

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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Happy Winter Solstice. Egret on Snowy Branch. Ink, 64 × 89 mm, 2014. Inspired by Ohara Koson.

Ink drawing of an egret standing with one leg raised on a snowy branch against a night sky with gently falling snow. The piece is characterised by simple, clean linework and strong contrasts of black and white and is reminiscent of Japanese woodblock prints.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

elon was just in the middle of the street doing the fortnite dance for barron when he got hit by his own tesla that was attempting to autopark. backed over him twice. tire got stuck in his head and its peeling out and spraying the placid barron with pureed brain matter and skull bits

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

googling "last minute gift ideas for the one person who has sustained me, without whom I would be lost, unmoored, crashing upon the rocks under $25"

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Keef @keef.org · 21/12/2024

I always list the full lineup, because it was a killer trifecta. The Melvins, Jesus Lizard, and Primus. I fuckin LOVED the Melvins and all the other kids I attended with mocked me for it. I was right, goddammit

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Keef @keef.org · 21/12/2024

Everything Was Beautiful And Quite a Lot of Things Hurt a Bunch, Actually

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