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Mona Lisa Vito

@outofnames.bsky.social
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World’s Okayest Lawyer™️ 📽️⛹🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍🍳✈️🐕🐈🥃🇺🇦 I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga. Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 3h
So every year P and I rotate families during holidays. One year his mom gets Christmas and my parents get Thanksgiving, the next year the opposite. This year my parents get Thanksgiving and we booked our flights tonight, which is way earlier than we usually do, because P’s mom is joining us.
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 3h
I saw some random straight man post on Threads about how handsome he found John Stewart from Lanterns with a goatee and I was like “ha ha, I appreciate the humor”… now I’m watching the episode and I, a demisexual, can see it
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 9h
Why did Carol and Susan wear those hideous hats when they got married on Friends? Those weren’t even cute in the 90s
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to know @gonzo.bsky.social ‘s thoughts on The Torklesons since they lived in Okrahamblone
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was a skit on British SNL about @jortsthecat.bsky.social!
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welp. Just wrote a scathing email to Cornell’s president.
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I (nearly 38) just told P (47) that Mr. Belding died and we both went “aww 😕” … some things are timeless
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is something sinister about Nigella on Bakeoff
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is everyone on the Wonka show crying? Like. Guys.
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tomorrow P and I are going on a mystery picnic date thingy in the Georgia mountains. His brother bought us a gift certificate last Christmas. We gotta get up early so I hope it’s fun.
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The new Resident Evil is good if that’s your bag. It’s gross and funny and original. Very good horror
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope the discourse around this lesbian bar in western Mass is teaching some of these BlueSky people a lesson.
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I brushed out my curls for the first time in a while now and holyyyy shit it’s time for one of my semi annual haircuts
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s kinda chilly in the house this morning
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Lisa Simpson Dancing
ALT: Lisa Simpson Dancing
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Water never hits like it does first thing in the morning
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stop making people up.
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If someone showed up for an interview with an iced coffee I’d knock it out of their hand
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was well below 90 today so I’m making my favorite creamy vegan coconut butter beans to celebrate
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t even own AH gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Usually the first breath of fall in the mornings comes in very late August but this year it was today
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you remember?
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It was 93 today but I’m still making butternut squash ravioli. It’s supposed to be 89 tomorrow and then the heat is supposed to break. But, Atlanta Tiffany Georgia, I will believe it when I see it
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still 2 days away from fall but I’m a total basic who just ordered a bunch of pumpkin and apple stuff from Caribou
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just made that joke about the SEC but tbh watching Ole Miss shit on LSU after Lane Kiffin’s bullshit is giving me dopamine
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes we will watch a specifically SEC football game and when they zoom out to show the crowd I will audibly remark, look at all them honkies
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just jokingly referred to a gun as a “gat” and P called me an old head.
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is raining BUCKETS outside and I just know the people at Shaky Knees are going through it
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Heyyyy LJ went to one of my favorite classic Atlanta restaurants in one of his recent videos. Steamhouse
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New car just dropped
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A tiny cat in Bolivia is being hailed as the first new feline species in more than 100 years – and it’s smaller than your average house cat. #cat #cats #wildcat #animals #bolivia #newspecies #abc7news
TikTok video by ABC7 News
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I made some tortellini tonight and it turned out to be really good. And I didn’t write anything down, so I don’t know if I can recreate it.
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think it’s kinda funny they’re abusing tf out of Mitch McConnell. If there was ever a time to victim blame, we found it. “It’s elder abuse, it’s elder abuse!” Girl, exactlyyyyyy. He deserves.
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My parents actually hate me. Like, they hate hate me
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Our uber driver hit a curb hard and slashed his tire. The only place he could pull over was right in front of a sketchy extended stay hotel. Luckily he let us wait in his car until our new uber arrived. Adventures
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the current state of our nation it’s hard to decide who the biggest loser is, but I think Kash Patel has several strong arguments
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed Just to get it all out, what's in my head And I, I am feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs "What's going on?"
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The lawyers who are on below deck and act like that. Like. I know enough judges to know some of them watch trash reality shows
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Has anyone else’s man suddenly lost his mind and started acting like a prick or ie it just me?
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The “OutKast” episode of lanterns >>>>>>>>>
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m f I send you this it means get the fuck out of my face
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
First game of the season watching @itsflanoy.bsky.social ‘s name buddy
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You ever selfishly get excited over something and then realize how selfish you actually are being so you don’t do the thing you were excited about?
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just thinking about the time I was in the same valet area as 2Chainz. I was waiting for my car while he dropped his off. I think I might’ve called him “Mr. Chainz” to his face. Everything happened so fast.
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was just a kid but why did we love flutes so much in the 90s?
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shana tova, yall.
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok, horror world. Enough of the fucking AI companion movies. Enough of the AI movies in general. The world is making your point for you
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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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