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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮

@kcline.bsky.social
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Thoughts are my own. Pro Food Photo/Stylist. VO, Dev Chef, Burger Goddess, Salad Siren, Food Geek & Gamer. Food Wizard at Valve. Swearing. IG/TT: foodpornographer

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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Today I learned renowned modernist photographer Edward Weston loved cats and well, what more is there to say...? The first picture here is entitled "Mary," while the second is the perfectly descriptive "Cats on Boxes" @darthbluesky.bsky.social edwardwestonbibliography.blog/2019/10/12/1...
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
TRUTH! Except pancake batter… which is technically cooking 🤣
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Hello hello my friend!!
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Glenn White @justicar.xyz · 14/10/2023
Reminder that if you see disturbing or traumatic images, playing Tetris as soon as possible afterwards can help the brain cleanse itself, and lessen the impacts of it longer term. No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Y’all please welcome @saltyseattle.bsky.social to Bluesky! Linda is amazing and the inventor of rainbow pasta, as well as being one of the finest humans I have ever known. Follow her for food, great humor and inspiring content!
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Big time :(
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Gloves did not help but mannnn the front garden looks soooo much better now
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Matt Hackett @richtaur.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
📈 The Steam Dev Cheat Sheet 🏆 A dense collection of best practices, magic formulas, and Steam knowledge to help #indiedev folks like me. Save it for reference & share it with your dev friends! Good luck with your Steam games 🛠 #gamedev
STEAM DEV CHEAT SHEET
Quick access to a collection of best practices & magic formulas:

THE DISCOVERY ALGORITHM
Maximize your game's placement in Steam widgets
Earn 7,000+ wishlists before launch
(some folks say you need 10-50k!!)
Translate your Steam page (game later)
(start with Japanese, Chinese, Koreon)
Get 10+ reviews as soon as possible!
(positive or negative, just need 10)

WISHLISTS
About 10% of wishlists could convert to sales in the first week (this number varies wildly!).
ALL wishlisters are emailed at launch!
-Discount 20%+ to email wishlisters after launch.

STEAM CAPSULE
The single most IMPORTANT element since it's seen the most.
Clear, Readable, Game name, Genre/mood
Steam's background color is #162838

TRAILER
Steam users SKIM through trailers!!
Start STRONG!
Direct to gameplay
60 seconds or less
End with ONE CTA: Wishlist it or buy it
Logos: omit or move to the end

STEAM'S MAGIC FORMULAS
Beware these numbers are ROUGH!
They just give us guesses about the data.
One rev
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
awwmigawd… my science and food brain are absolutely tickled over this!!!!!!
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 28/09/2023
The harvest moon 🌕
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Gorrrrrrgeous😍
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2023
a fun way to spice up a boring work related zoom call is to have 4 or 5 beverages on your desk and cycle through sips of each one the whole meeting long. no one will ever notice, so you just have to do it for the love of the gag
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
This is genius
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Resting hard is the way through Feel better soon!
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
I’m also trying to do more of the same! Good luck friendo 🐈‍⬛
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
howdy pardner I’m the fail sheriff
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
So happy for all the folks on the #CS2 team who worked so hard on this. Let’s GOOOOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSE3...
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
All of them? I can’t decide!🤣
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patrickcarlson @pjcarlson.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Still one of the best things you could watch this year, or any year:
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Beyond The Horizon - The Art of John Harris
John Harris has always sought out the bigger perspective of things, the sense of the Future, the reality of the Space in which we find ourselves. The infinite, luminous…
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
I meannnnn….
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
I… am not sorry 😁
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Claire Hummel @shoomlah.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Have a whole thing I want to finish but I have to go camping in the desert for a week (very biblical of me) with no cell reception so I’ll just leave you with a tease
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Rasmus Rasmussen @rasmusrasmussen.com · 26/09/2023
The entire time, Chewbacca is walking around butt ass naked, except for an oversized belt. No one seems to notice.
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Especially pandora’s post punk radio All the goth faves
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Welcome welcome!!
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Favorite snack “Japanese Nuts” in my favorite snacking bowl that was handmade by one of my lovely and dear friends ❤️
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
That sounds incredible!
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Mmmm goulash. A terrible name for a delicious dish 😋
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
I’ll bring my apples to your bonfire buddy! Not an euphemism 😑🤣🤣
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
This is a Celestial with a sense of humor.
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Dang it… the Jedi in the house just forced my hand…. I’m looking at you Palpatine saber… soon soon *counting my piggy bank*
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Today’s Question: How Basic Are You? I am C2E7 Basic
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Oh hiiii fren💖
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
👀
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
They have little bees and flowers in them. I die!!! Very sharp edges, clean Place called “urwizard” makes them
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
The most beautiful dice in the whole wide world thanks to @theprint.bsky.social 🩵💙💛
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
@shoomlah.bsky.social haiiiiiii💛🧡
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Best planter pot decoration? Yes indeed
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Rasmus Rasmussen @rasmusrasmussen.com · 23/08/2023
Micro aggression sucks, but what about micro kindness?
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
The best!
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Happy happy birthday to youuuu! That seals it that you’re cool because it’s my niece’s birthday today too! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Rasmus Rasmussen @rasmusrasmussen.com · 18/08/2023
If you’re a game dev working in Unreal, and you’re based in either Washington state or Florida, I want to know you.
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Dr. Kat Napaaqtuk❄️ @napaaqtuk.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
I asked an Indigenous colleague in Hawai'i where people can donate to and these were his suggestions (1/2): Hawaiʻi People's Fund: hawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.co… ʻĀina Momona: secure.actblue.com/donate/kokuamaui
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Maui Aloha: The Peopleʻs Response
Support our frontline grassroots heroes mobilizing to mālama ʻohana affected by the wildfires on Maui Hawaiʻi People’s Fund stands in solidarity and full support with those individuals and organ...
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
I call xanax “Fuckitol” 😜
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FOOD WIZARD λ🐛🍔📷🎮 @kcline.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
You’re just speaking my language
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