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Gravy Boat Captain

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It's ok to think critically.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A graphic design meme in an 80s synthwave vaporwave aesthetic set against a black background.

At the top, cursive pink script text reads "My Body".

In the center, large 3D bold block letters with a bright cyan, yellow, and magenta gradient spell out "FUCKING".

Below it, white handwritten script text reads "Hurts Bro".

Behind the text is a neon-style geometric background featuring a downward-pointing triangle outlined in cyan, layered over a multi-colored gradient triangle.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
simple bar chart titled sideways on the y-axis: "Chronic illness life". The background is a pale, warm off-white.

The chart displays two bars:

Left Bar: A tall, vibrant pink bar labeled along the x-axis below as "What I want to do with my life."

Right Bar: A tiny, very short blue-purple bar labeled along the x-axis below as "What I can physically do."

@itsachronicthing
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Trixie @miloandme.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The FBI used to be legitimate.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Spotted in Washington. It would be higher but we had a coupon for $.040 off
A photo of a sticker of Donald Trump on a gas pump. The sticker says "I did that!" and points to $4.899 gas prices
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Incredible www.instagram.com/reel/DUtTdIz...
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Kaylan_TX @kaylan.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Dayyyyum!!! No lies detected🔥🔥🔥
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This is so incredibly accurate.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Why are conservatives worried about time travel being illegal? And who in their right mind would chose the children of the corn cult over a perfectly nice Garcia family? These people are so weird.
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Are liberals afraid of Costco now? Does it have to do with the cheap hotdogs?
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
My guess is Jewish space lasers, chem trails, and autism-causing vaccines
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Just got back from the library, my favorite place
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hey guys. I’ve just appointed salt to head the Department of Snail Protection.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
"Why don't all of the Republican House members who are afraid to use the restroom just poop in the hallway like their supporters did." - Paula Poundstone
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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SuzyQ @suzyqfit4u.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Family includes everyone! ❤️
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
When you decide to put some books on hold at the library and they're all ready at the same time. I decide which to read next based on how many people are waiting for it. If you're waiting for a library book, I probably have it, and I'm too stubborn to return it until I'm ready. Sorrynotsorry
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