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Gravy Boat Captain

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It's ok to think critically.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A graphic design meme in an 80s synthwave vaporwave aesthetic set against a black background.

At the top, cursive pink script text reads "My Body".

In the center, large 3D bold block letters with a bright cyan, yellow, and magenta gradient spell out "FUCKING".

Below it, white handwritten script text reads "Hurts Bro".

Behind the text is a neon-style geometric background featuring a downward-pointing triangle outlined in cyan, layered over a multi-colored gradient triangle.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow, dead ringer!
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're right, it's not hard to understand. It's hard to agree with. If pro-life doesn't mean pro-life, it's an objectively inaccurate title.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well said
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why does he think that Rome was so powerful in 1776? I'm just confused.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It never ceases to amaze me when prolifers support the death penalty. Although to be fair, I don't understand anything about them.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had a similar experience and couldn't get them to leave me alone. I finally told them they are n@zi shitbirds and haven't heard from them since.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So much makeup on his hand, Zoolander at least kept it on his face.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's amazing, I'm usually late for everything
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"That's what Xi said"
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like stitching on plastic canvas and not needing a hoop. It looks great so far.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Interesting that the military times says dept of defense, not dept of war.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's the second most dangerous person. The most dangerous person in a society is a woman over 40 who has had it.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was a big HP fan for over a decade. One of those really annoying know it all fans. I absolutely love yarn , knitting, and crocheting. JK Rowling broke my heart and I will never feel ethical participating in anything HP-related again. On case you wanted my opinion :)
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not to be that guy, but...was it that empty during the "speeches"? It looks like there's not anything on stage in the video
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
simple bar chart titled sideways on the y-axis: "Chronic illness life". The background is a pale, warm off-white.

The chart displays two bars:

Left Bar: A tall, vibrant pink bar labeled along the x-axis below as "What I want to do with my life."

Right Bar: A tiny, very short blue-purple bar labeled along the x-axis below as "What I can physically do."

@itsachronicthing
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So pretty!
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Trixie @miloandme.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The FBI used to be legitimate.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
But why does Carney's health go down? I guess whoever made this slick animation is smarter than me.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Syrup Slap??? I am humiliated on the behalf of fox. Every day our country embarrasses me more and more.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No Reagan?
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You are a genius!
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I read that in 3 days. Now I'm reading The Compound by Aisling Rawle, which seems similar. I'm not very far into it yet but it's promising.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I love it when white supremacists use fraktur font. H@tler is the one that ordered Germany to stop using it. It was hard for other countries to read, so it slowed down communication. There also a rumor it was designed by a Jewish person. You'd think his biggest fans would know that.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fireball Island-if your character gets hit by a marble, gravy explodes out of the top of the volcano
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It was probably for an expanded Thanksgiving buffet.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is the plot of Ender's Game.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Very pretty! Do you knit while holding both strands together?
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm impressed by the alien's dedication to fitness.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He does look a bit like Elvis, but it's not the Elvis he thinks it is. He looks like sweaty, fat, drugged, delusional Elvis. The one where it's embarrassing being in the same room. I feel very confident he will also die on a toilet.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Be careful who you judge. I look healthy, but on the inside my body is screaming in agony.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
For me, walking hurts, so the closer I am to the door, the less uncomfortable I am.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There are not enough handicapped spots out there.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If he has no contact with the outside world, how is he posting online? It's frustrating how stupid these people think we are.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is this Jinpings punishment for being nicer to Putin than he was to tramp?
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Such a good game!
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Agreed. Right now the bar is so low that not being a total asshole can be seen as courageous.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love this game.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Same here, it's on my list.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'm a left handed knitter that just learned to crochet with Woobles.i tried to learn many times, but Woobles was the only thing that worked.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No, because they aren't lying criminals.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Spotted in Washington. It would be higher but we had a coupon for $.040 off
A photo of a sticker of Donald Trump on a gas pump. The sticker says "I did that!" and points to $4.899 gas prices
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I will, thank you!!
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I like novels where there are several perspectives that interweave over multiple generations. Such as The Bee Sting, Buckeye, House of Spirits, The Covenant of Water
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I really enjoyed Hester.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Love the needle minder!
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If the US has too many immigrants, maybe she should move somewhere else instead of bitching and moaning all the time. She needs to pull herself up by her bootstraps and take care of her own problems.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
50 boys and 50 girls? I thought they wanted to keep boys out of girls' sports.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It's so pathetic that he thinks someone would state they are bisexual to try and be alluring to straight men.
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Gravy Boat Captain @kbouch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is confusing because I thought the Republicans actually didn't want sharia law.
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