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KBirdTheHuman

@kbirdthehuman.bsky.social
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(Any pronouns) Cringefail bisexual femboy, and the second-best thing that 2006 gave this world I draw pretty pictures, write stories, edit videos, tell jokes, play games incorrectly, and listen to the snail If you want to find me elsewhere, no you don't

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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 49m
Day 3: Outfit Swap Frankly, Suzanne and Janessa don't know why they agreed to this. Janessa wears a medium, Suzanne wears a 2XL. Plus, Suzy knew Janessa would use this as an opportunity to poke fun at her. Oh well, not like this is the worst thing Janessa's ever done to her... #oc #ocsky
Day 3 (Outfit Swap)

Janessa (purple hair, thin) and Suzanne (caramel hair, plus-sized) swapping outfits. Janessa is wearing her yellow sweater, pink skirt, and gray tights which are all too big for her. Suzanne is wearing her gray jacket and dark pants. The jacket doesn't fully fit on her, and she's struggling to put the pants on.

Janessa holds out her arm, smugly saying "This outfit's wearing me more than anything, Suzy." Suzanne turns around, annoyed, responding "...You're calling me fat, aren't you?" Janessa retorts "Ay gorda, I would NEVER do such a thing..."
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 11h
Day 2: Lunch Date And just like all of Corcoran and Janessa's other lunch dates, this one ended with a dine and dash. There's nothing more romantic than running from the law with your significant other, and getting banned from every restaurant in the city. Delinquents will be delinquents :P
Corcoran (dark brown messy hair, stocky, dark gray shirt and dark jeans) and Janessa (light purple hair, gray jacket, dark pants) running away hand-in-hand after eating at a restaurant. Corcoran is biting down on a ham shank as he's running, while Janessa is holding a tray of food with tinfoil on it. Offscreen, the proprietor is yelling "HEY! YOU'VE GOTTA PAY FOR THAT!!!" but the warning does not impede our troublemakers as they dash through the city streets.
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, did you get the Blood Closet Ending? The Blood Closet Ending was my favorite!
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got knocked on my ass with the flu on the first day of October They're trying to nerf me They're trying to stop me It's not going to work
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's that time of year again Day 1: Selfie Ray is technically supposed to be covert whenever he's on superhero duty...but he really just can't help himself. With all that energy flowing through him and the great view of the city, how could he NOT get the selfie of a lifetime? >:3
Ray AKA Electric Boy, a superhero character with dark teal clothes and black glasses. His wavy hair is sticking straight up due to static electricity as he grins for the camera. He's giving a peace sign, electric energy sparking off of his hand. In the background is a city skyline, as he is standing on the rooftop of a building. The caption of the image reads "Happy 10:31 AM, Volchester! Everybody be on your best behavior! ⚡"
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PAPERBOXHOUSE @paperboxhouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey so I really need to get my Rent/Bills paid and also need money for food. So Im opening my shop for 5 Days! If there is anything you didnt get before in the last drops this is your FINAL oppurtunity to buy it online: paperboxmart-shop.fourthwall.com
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Don't trust how you feel about life after 9pm" ok but what if I made this at 3am though
10 things I love about this world:
1. My partner
2. Cosmic brownies
3. The "crying with one tear" emoji :smiling_face_with_tear:
4. I can write/draw whatever I want whenever I want to
5. People like what I write/draw even if I don't think it's good
6. The word "pebis"
7. Indie games made by queers and/or Toby Fox
8. In 20 days I get paid for the first time in 6 months
9. Thinking of things to put on this list and realizing I love way more than just 10 things about this world
10. My partner
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
September: 80 Fucking Degree Weather Mix
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it a hot take to say I like Grendel (the book) more than Beowulf Idk, it's a longer read as far as I can tell, but I just find the conflict of Grendel constantly being shunned and having to methodically bring meaning to his life more compelling than...whatever Beowulf does
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themes and such @bernkastl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
taps the sign like very aggressively
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Been looking at some art of an OC from a youtuber I'm fond of, and it's reminding me of an arc I had 2 years ago when I first started dressing fem where I'd look everywhere for short overalls I wanted CUTE SHORT OVERALLS to go with my stockings AND NOWHERE HAD THEM IN ADULT SIZES BULL AND/OR SHIT
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reposting this as if anyone actually would want to :P
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How come when I get 6 hours of sleep I feel refreshed, but when I get 8 hours of sleep I feel exhausted
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Deltarune mfs will anthropomorphize a television, a playing card, and a bouquet of flowers, to the point where they treat them like their own children (it's me I'm Deltarune mfs)
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mackokade @mackokade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#deltarune #sethdeltarune #deltarunechapter5
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ASNESBO 🔞 (comms Closed) 🔒 @asnesbo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Making one last push for this week to try and advertise myself. 💚
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guy who has only played Ultrakill seeing their second non-Euclidian space: "Getting a lot of Fraud vibes from this."
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Somebody wake up Hicks @jonmarkhicks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What if someone had a degradation kink that was entirely based on having their clip moved down
OK SMART GUY

GO MOVE YOUR CLIP DOWN
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shut up and get in your pyramid mesh carrier
Bird in a yellow pyramid shaped mesh travel carrier with a zipper on one side
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just cleaned my kitchen knife with a scrub daddy and it felt like I was sharpening the knife on his poor head
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
blehhhhhhh
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Inaugural cybergrind run in my new apartment
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Growing up is learning that cynicism isn’t actually realistic and is, in fact, just cynical
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Google please port over that doopid fisheye blush emoji I'm tired of looking at blank squares whenever people are trying to be silly
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I don’t care what other people think, Among Us is still funny
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Tuzz - Helium Inspector @tuzzleton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Seriously artists, leave Twitter. You will NOT lose business. Your clients WILL follow you here. Most, if not all, have an account here anyways. They aren’t there because they love Twitter, they are only there because of you. Yesterday was the best day to do it. Today is the next best option.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Endless cycle
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
When you delete your post midway through typing it for the third time, so you genuinely just accept your fate
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nao is so tired (gwf soon) @elidibus.amaurot.social · 02/08/2026
They should invent an ADHD that lets you
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Charlie Kirk if he was in Avatar the Last Airbender: “counting or not counting Aang violence?”
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Face ID stopped working on my phone and I thought it was because I had gotten too ugly 😭 Turns out my aversion to software updates was the cause Sorry for not updating my phone, it will happen again
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Blu! 🔜 APA! '26 @nakufin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
gosh I love birds
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
New dumb writer google search just dropped
Google: "what's the little doiyoiyoing that stops the door from hitting the wall"
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Watching people post about artfight makes me kinda wish I did it Don't worry chat, as long as there's no hard drive loss or June Deltarune release, I'll do it next year. I prommie
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Every time I check Twitter I'm reminded why I never go to that website and spend most of my time here
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Melody, My Deer @melodynosurname.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The comment section never ceases to be great. One of the best I've ever gotten.
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just read "WTF" the same way you'd read "MTF" and thought it said "woman to female" Anyways how's your afternoon going
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Give your trans woman friend a Hershey’s bar when she comes out to celebrate her pronouns being her/she
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Accursed Dirt Beast 🔞 @aftermoles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If anyone is getting smacked with this - just use deer.social or another alternate client. Bsky is just an AT Protocol Client, and your Bsky account is an AT Protocol account - you can use your same Bsky account thru another AT Protocol Client, no migration or loss necessary. Could not be easier.
deer.social
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No no, Google Docs. I meant what I said.
Google Docs tries autocorrecting "hot femboys" to "hot females."
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sometimes when I stay up too late and can't sleep, I think about how Manscaped should appeal to femboys and release an electric razor specifically for removing body and leg hair ...The only problem being that femboys and trans girls using a produce from a brand called "MANscaped" might not be...
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Iris @ DISABILITY AWARENESS MONTH @irisposting.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I need to post here again and more because MA on the other site is dying and so am I It turns out that I still have a sun allergy and I have until tomorrow to raise rent and I'm scared. I'm nearing 24 hours without prednisone too and could go into adrenal crisis at any moment.
I could die without meds for 24 hours

PLEASE REPOST if you can't donate
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NyyxVeil 🏳️‍🌈 @nyyxveil.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Disability Pride Month to all my friends, and individuals who have a form of disability whether it be physical, neurological, etc. There is a lot going on with the disability community at this very moment in our country & the world. But know that you are absolutely worth it.
Disability Pride Flag description 

Black: Mourning & rage for those mistreated & killed by ableist violence

Green: Sensory Disabilities
Blue: Psychiatric disabilities/mental health
White: Undiagnosed & invisible disabilities
Yellow: Intellectual disabilities (neurodiversity)
Red: Physical Disabilities
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Pride month is over and that makes me sadge
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