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@kbirdthehuman.bsky.social
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(Any pronouns) Cringefail bisexual femboy, and the second-best thing that 2006 gave this world I draw pretty pictures, write stories, edit videos, tell jokes, play games incorrectly, and listen to the snail If you want to find me elsewhere, no you don't

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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 15h
Day 10: Argument Janessa and Diya never quite squashed their beef from high school, at least not to the same extent Suzanne did. Which means simple disagreements can escalate to death threats and mauling in the blink of an eye. Not like Diya's smugness exactly helps matters... #oc #ocsky
Janessa (left) and Diya (right) getting into an argument with a fiery background. Janessa looks enraged, while Diya looks smug and appalled. 

The argument:
Janessa: "I don't need to hear this when neither you nor your pathetic girlfriend can DRESS YOURSELVES!"

Diya: "Oh, you've got some NERVE to be bringing up fashion, Louis Vitten!"

Janessa: "IT'S 'VUITTON' YOU GRINGO!"
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 16h
Day 9: Lazy Day Few things truly test the friendship between the Band Trio, but Alevtina coming home after a long day her friends chudding out on the couch is one of them. Diya didn't even bother to put her beanie on, and that's her whole brand! #oc #ocsky
Alevtina (black hair, blue collared shirt) walking into the house from the left, holding a pair of keys. She's looking with annoyance at her two friends: Diya (short platinum blond hair with pink dyed bits, pink striped pajama shirt) and Alex (medium light brown hair with green/blue plaid pajama shirt) wrapped in a blanket watching TV. She asks them "Are you two STILL in your pajamas?!"
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 19h
Just had to wait 10 seconds to skip a Youtube ad instead of 5 Society is fucking crumbling
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daily ralsei @ralsei.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yeah :3 ralsei's real [ daily art streak: 583 || #deltarune ]
ralsei has an apologetic smile. "don't take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what"

below this, ralsei is smiling slightly and looking down. "i might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I'm a very hopeful person"
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He's both actually I think, at least. I'm larping the Halloween Hack
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My ears hear Johnny B Goode, but my brain hears New Age Retro Hippie from Earthbound
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"So that's where I got it from..."
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Day 8: Reprimanded Introducing the first non-human character to my cast! Suzanne loves herself some silliness and whimsy, so it really is a shame that she has a non-silly non-whimsical creature literally living in her head rent-free. Maybe it'll come around... #oc #ocsky no alt text yet bc tired
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Day 7: Dream Car Some people have big dreams in life. Finn's is to ride a green convertible top-down through an empty road while wearing aviator sunglasses and cheesing for a camera that doesn't exist. He's sticking to basketball for now, but this drawing'll give him some closure. #oc #ocsky
Day 7 (Dream Car)

Finn (spiky blonde hair, lightly tanned skin, aviator sunglasses, green short-sleeved jacket with a gray undershirt and a purple...neck...thing...I don't actually know what it's supposed to be) driving a green 2023 Lexus LC 500 Convertible with mountains in the background. He's smirk-grinning at the camera, giving a peace sign with his right hand while driving with his left. The sun is behind him, with lens flare

Also before you say something like "the size is off" or "he's driving on the wrong side of the car" it was a mistake with his daydream, not with my drawing. Finn knows even less about how cars work than I do
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I'm gonna go put on something more comfortable~" "Just as long as it's not the Lammy Pajammies agai--" "IT'S THE LAMMY PAJAMMIES AGAIN!!!"
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 6: Running Why is Ray running? What is he running from? I don't even think he knows the answer to that. Judging by his face, though, this clearly isn't your average everyday criminal chase. He might have to switch from his "standard" battle theme to his "intense" one! #oc #ocsky
Day 6 (Running)

Ray (dark blue superhero outfit, brown hair, glasses) is running through a city street, away from...something. Electricity is crackling as his feet hit the road, his hair is blowing in the wind, and he looks to be concerned with whatever's behind him. The setting is nighttime during the city, the moon is hidden by a distant building and there are a couple of stars out)
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 5: Chibi I mean, Betty (as the youngest among the group) definitely fit the chibi vibe the best. And at least I introduced the new character on Day 5 this time, and not Day 23! See, I'm getting better! *checks date* WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S THE EIGHTH ALREADY??? #oc #ocsky
Betty (short-medium blonde hair, red shirt, purple pants) in a chibi art style. She's holding up a heart made of ice, which seems to be generating from her hand. Various snowflake memorabilia line the background.Refsheet for Betty, a hispanic teen with short-medium blond hair, tan skin, a faded maroon shirt, dark purple pants, and white/blue heeled sandals. She's giving a peace sign to the camera with a nervous smile.

Text:
BETTY
(she/her) Straight ally
Age: 15 (post-timeskip)
Species: Human
Superpower: Ice Creation / Freezing

- A shy girl, who usually sticks to her usual friend circles, but isn't incapable of talking to new people.

- Usually the voice of reason, especially around her bestie Sean.

- Grew up on the streets of NYC, so she's tough.
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
His cable presumably attaches to Ramb and then Ramb attaches to the wall
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Day 4: Tired Inspired by my recent habit of "5 hours of sleep and a nap during the day." Though this time, I chose to portray a sleep schedule somehow less responsible. Perhaps if William were a coffee drinker, he would be able to justify his late sleepless nights. Good thing he isn't. #oc #ocsky
William, a boy with medium dark-blond hair, a purple pajama shirt, and red pajama pants, is tired; he's rubbing his face, he has a 5 o'clock shadow, dark circles form above his eyes with bags underneath, said eyes are half-open, and he's hunched over like a zombie. In his textbox he says "4 hours of sleep is perfectly healthy actually. It's everyone else who's wrong."
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
> Google-created file format > Look inside > Google Slides doesn't support it
whyy
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 3: Outfit Swap Frankly, Suzanne and Janessa don't know why they agreed to this. Janessa wears a medium, Suzanne wears a 2XL. Plus, Suzy knew Janessa would use this as an opportunity to poke fun at her. Oh well, not like this is the worst thing Janessa's ever done to her... #oc #ocsky
Day 3 (Outfit Swap)

Janessa (purple hair, thin) and Suzanne (caramel hair, plus-sized) swapping outfits. Janessa is wearing her yellow sweater, pink skirt, and gray tights which are all too big for her. Suzanne is wearing her gray jacket and dark pants. The jacket doesn't fully fit on her, and she's struggling to put the pants on.

Janessa holds out her arm, smugly saying "This outfit's wearing me more than anything, Suzy." Suzanne turns around, annoyed, responding "...You're calling me fat, aren't you?" Janessa retorts "Ay gorda, I would NEVER do such a thing..."
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
By the way, since I lost my SSD in June, I lost both Corcoran's and Janessa's vector models, meaning I had to painstakingly recreate them FROM SCRATCH only using drawings I had already posted as a reference Excuse for the late post aside, heres a bonus BTS screenshot of the Construction of Corcoran
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 2: Lunch Date And just like all of Corcoran and Janessa's other lunch dates, this one ended with a dine and dash. There's nothing more romantic than running from the law with your significant other, and getting banned from every restaurant in the city. Delinquents will be delinquents :P
Corcoran (dark brown messy hair, stocky, dark gray shirt and dark jeans) and Janessa (light purple hair, gray jacket, dark pants) running away hand-in-hand after eating at a restaurant. Corcoran is biting down on a ham shank as he's running, while Janessa is holding a tray of food with tinfoil on it. Offscreen, the proprietor is yelling "HEY! YOU'VE GOTTA PAY FOR THAT!!!" but the warning does not impede our troublemakers as they dash through the city streets.
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, did you get the Blood Closet Ending? The Blood Closet Ending was my favorite!
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got knocked on my ass with the flu on the first day of October They're trying to nerf me They're trying to stop me It's not going to work
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's that time of year again Day 1: Selfie Ray is technically supposed to be covert whenever he's on superhero duty...but he really just can't help himself. With all that energy flowing through him and the great view of the city, how could he NOT get the selfie of a lifetime? >:3
Ray AKA Electric Boy, a superhero character with dark teal clothes and black glasses. His wavy hair is sticking straight up due to static electricity as he grins for the camera. He's giving a peace sign, electric energy sparking off of his hand. In the background is a city skyline, as he is standing on the rooftop of a building. The caption of the image reads "Happy 10:31 AM, Volchester! Everybody be on your best behavior! ⚡"
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did it get extended? Makeship says 10 days when I click on it
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Earthbound when it sees Christ:
Plastic man pointing
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tag yourself
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PAPERBOXHOUSE @paperboxhouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey so I really need to get my Rent/Bills paid and also need money for food. So Im opening my shop for 5 Days! If there is anything you didnt get before in the last drops this is your FINAL oppurtunity to buy it online: paperboxmart-shop.fourthwall.com
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why'd I think the silhouette was Ramb at first 🥀
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Don't trust how you feel about life after 9pm" ok but what if I made this at 3am though
10 things I love about this world:
1. My partner
2. Cosmic brownies
3. The "crying with one tear" emoji :smiling_face_with_tear:
4. I can write/draw whatever I want whenever I want to
5. People like what I write/draw even if I don't think it's good
6. The word "pebis"
7. Indie games made by queers and/or Toby Fox
8. In 20 days I get paid for the first time in 6 months
9. Thinking of things to put on this list and realizing I love way more than just 10 things about this world
10. My partner
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
September: 80 Fucking Degree Weather Mix
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These 𝗷𝗮𝘆𝗱𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀 are 𝗣𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 me off
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
QueenZam “Lifesteal Get The Banana”
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"How could anyone have seen this coming?" I ask, having seen this coming
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the writing is fire
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it a hot take to say I like Grendel (the book) more than Beowulf Idk, it's a longer read as far as I can tell, but I just find the conflict of Grendel constantly being shunned and having to methodically bring meaning to his life more compelling than...whatever Beowulf does
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ralsei: "SUSIE! Give me back my glasses! Please?" Kris subplot:
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themes and such @bernkastl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
taps the sign like very aggressively
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My friend left his number for a cute guy working at Waffle House one time so as long as you do that and leave them up to them to make the next step it's probably alright
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"If Mamdani played Deltarune, he'd RECRUIT everyone!" "NOOO! He would do the weird route!" Mamdani if he played Deltarune: "I am quite fond of Flowery."
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Having to hide the Forge criticisms in the logs so the IDF can’t see them
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Been looking at some art of an OC from a youtuber I'm fond of, and it's reminding me of an arc I had 2 years ago when I first started dressing fem where I'd look everywhere for short overalls I wanted CUTE SHORT OVERALLS to go with my stockings AND NOWHERE HAD THEM IN ADULT SIZES BULL AND/OR SHIT
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The weather app ain't always 100% reliable but ChatGPT is barely 10% reliable
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And then there was a small troupe of them that were like "hey we wrote 3 episodes of a cancelled TV show, wanna stitch them together in a movie Family-Guy-cutaway style?"
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just like Undertale He'd enact no policy, he'd spend all day napping eating and working on his game, and because of that he'd be better than the vast majority of candidates
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reposting this as if anyone actually would want to :P
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Instead of giving headshot and limbshot style bonuses he gives a neckshot style bonus
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How come when I get 6 hours of sleep I feel refreshed, but when I get 8 hours of sleep I feel exhausted
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm so tired I read this the way it was originally written and was like "wait this isn't edited" and then had to read it like 5 times to realize what was wrong with it
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
* As the first room Weezer room 2.0
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mysterious wind
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KBirdTheHuman @kbirdthehuman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Deltarune mfs will anthropomorphize a television, a playing card, and a bouquet of flowers, to the point where they treat them like their own children (it's me I'm Deltarune mfs)
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