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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 4h

Gonna have a really interesting train of thought next time I visit the dentist

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 4h

Why did they call them STDs and not Fucking Diseases

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

What if they're really sweaty?

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeah it was not ideal. I was a bit of a mess after. Sobbing and begging the nurse to give the doctor my apologies, I think because whatever they sedated me with fucked with my head, too. To be fair, since they started using propafol for procedures, I haven't had a problem.

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

An abundant of belly spots x2

Two cats (bonded brothers!) on a bed, both stretched out so you can see all the spots on their bellies, of which there are many. The sun is shining on them.

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I woke up screaming when they removed my polyps, they told me to stop screaming lol. Then they dosed me a little more. I also woke up during an endoscopy once and tried to pull the tube out of my throat, so I have a history of this shit

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

At the doctor and they're getting constant spam/scam calls, so many that they've started answering the phone "Pennsylvania Fraud Department"

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That's...one way to broach the topic, I guess

CAMBRIA COUNTY, Pa (WJAC) — Investigators are providing new details on Sunday's fatal shooting of a 40-year-old man at a home in Adams Township.

Police say 44-year-old Dawn Freeman is now jailed on homicide charges after she allegedly admitted to shooting and killing her husband, Bradley Freeman, during an alleged argument over firearm safety.

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's like 10,000 nugs when all you need is a tot

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Would go Would probably have a terrible accident trying to skate in some floofy dress

Poster announcing roller skating carnival in Central Park, New York City, showing a boy and a girl skating.
Library of Congress
Martin Weitzman, 1936, Federal Art Project

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yeah that's more salad weather. Or fruit.

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How hot is it where you are? We're in the mid 70s here. Beautiful blue sky day and the leaves are especially bright this year

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Em @ermdracula.com · 03/10/2026

Ah fuck I've had this exact conversation

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No one really prepares you for the part of middle age where you start relating to The Lockhorns

The lockhorns by bunny hoest and John reiner
Comic of middle aged couple sitting on the couch she has a bowl of popcorn, he has the remote. Caption: "I think we've seen this before, but do we remember it?"

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That was fascinating, thank you!

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I actually found them thanks to bluesky, so I figured I may as well pass it on

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wore this shirt for the first time today and man is it a compliment magnet

An orange sweater with three black cats & one white cat with long necks and long tails lounging and looking at a white bird on the shoulder

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

just a reminder that one reason alt text is cool as hell is: if the website is breaking and the images aren't loading, you can still enjoy the image posts with alt text

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tips to help you through Autumn: - weather proof your top-hats and fanciful wigs - sew a Victorian whaler's widow Halloween costume - plant enchanted bones as a ghost fence - leave offerings of rum for the twig witch - learn to live in darkness

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Also restaurants, doctors offices

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you can't take the heat, get out of the sauna I guess

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

See, my thinking goes the other way: this person is prepared for a situation in which they'll be talking a lot. They prepared! They thought ahead! (Although water would in fact be better for hydration, obviously, but any beverage can help a dry mouth in the moment)

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Keep both those ladies away from the carving knife this Thanksgiving

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Your sleep paralysis demon has big plans for you

A monkey of some kind, its face is pretty creepy, little face on a big skull with a 8head (4head x 2), orange eyes, and an anticipatory smile

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Nova @holyandroidnova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this is how my bf looks at me when he wants to stop for ice cream

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh I did lol Luckily the food robot fed him a few minutes later so I got my spot back

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My husband has this whole thing about how "Boys of Summer" is not a summer song, because the boys in question are gone (and there's nobody on the beach), so therefore it's a fall song.

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm on it bsky.app/profile/kbax...

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Everyone needs to post more cat teef bsky.app/profile/kbax...

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Teef. We all need more pictures of cat teef. What I do is a public service

Two cats lay on a bed. One is on his back, paws curled above him, and is smiling the most pure smile, you'd never know that his head is full of chaos goblins. The other smiles with vampire teef and looks off to the side, his paws crossed to hold his brother's hand (but really he's trying to block me from touching his brother because he's jealous of one of us and I'm really not sure which)

Almost the same picture with a tighter focus. Smiling cat almost looks like he's laughing

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Posting tips for women on how not to get murdered according to Dateline NBC. Will update with more tips 1. Don’t go on a boat with a man 2. Don’t go on a hike with a man 3. Don’t go near a hot tub or bath tub with a man.

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The number of times I have done this is not measurable, but it's always fun when you handwave the weirdness as "just the cat" and then the cat appears nowhere near the noise

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I hindsight, "Double" and "Mint" would've been excellent names for these two

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Whew, thank god, I was about to call the doctor

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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Anyone else seeing double or is it just me

Two cats looking out a screen door. They are almost identical in position, but for one errant leg

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