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CarpeDM

@kaysol.bsky.social
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Photographer, cosplayer, and all-purpose dweeb Insta: @carpedm.cos

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Kyle Bugbearstew @bugbearstew.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
youtube shorts are just this same guy yelling at me about magic cards and its horrible
a screenshot of the scryfall page for an island with impact font poorly placed over it that says "did this card just break magic the gathering" and a caricature of a man pointing up to it with shoddy greenscreen
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
These things are crazy lookin’
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I’m starting to think the YouTube Shorts-ification of prestige television shows is a psyop to get people to rewatch them, and it’s working. They got me on The Wire and I just restarted GoT.
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
6/8 done on my Value Vintage battle box, got some @infinitokens.com deck labels at PAX and now have room to fit a small deck primer on the front of each!
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
What’s worse? Thursday that feels like a Friday? Or Friday that feels like a Tuesday?
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Rewatching it again to catch my gf up for Fionna and Cake and man, Adventure Time continues to be the best series of all time
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Final Fantasy VIII (PS1, 1999)
An NPC is saying, "Well, good luck. Go get yourself a GF."
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Rich @mechspiral.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
"It’s up to you whether to ride the waves or to let’em die. That is the motto that all lifters live by, isn’t it?” Holland: @mechspiral.bsky.social 📸: @allyspock.bsky.social #eureka7 #eureka7cosplay #cosplay #hollandnovak
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Unfortunately they got my ass with this one, not really sure what the logic is with Squall but the rest of these are bangers
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30+ year SimAntless nightmare @snugcrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
really big fan of this post. goated imo
tumblr post from  astralcafe. "I Hope people are aware that the dominant strategy in magic the gathering right now is putting vivi from final fantasy 9 in a witch's cauldron to extract his powers" followed by a picture of the Vivi Ornitier card and the Agatha's soul cauldron card. Further text reads "watch any tournament footage and you will see him being boiled in the corner, often on both sides of the table"zidane final fantasy 9 saying "its so fucking oppressive, the dominant strategy doesn't even begin to describe that 80% of all decks used at tournament right now are this. i hope they ban both these frickin cards the standard meta sucks right now for a broke bitch like me". Next to zidane is Adelbert weeping with his eyeliner running hollering "NO NOT MY BOY NOOOO SAVE HIM FROM BEING SOUP theyre boiling my son NOOOOOO"
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ash @ukrainekraine.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Posting all my Nero cosplays because I can ✨I really want to make her gaudy idol outfit next, she has so many fun looks! 3rd ascen Nero 📸 @allyspock.bsky.social 1st ascen Nero 📸 Large Photography Summer Nero 📸 @kaysol.bsky.social #fategrandorder #FGO
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Rich @mechspiral.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The man known as the King of Hearts, Domon Kasshu!! Domon: @mechspiral.bsky.social 📷 @kaysol.bsky.social
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ash @ukrainekraine.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
New pics of my summer Nero cosplay and I love them! I love this dress I'm so glad I got another chance to wear it. 📸 @kaysol.bsky.social I have this costume for sale on my Etsy still! ukrainekraine.etsy.com/listing/4354...
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Mr. Tweets @declanisfine.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
"Who did this to you? How did you ever get so messed up?" @kaysol.bsky.social was kind enough to get some photos of my Gilbert cosplay. Finally cosplaying from my favorite manga was a joy - I was just terminally exhausted. That's fine Gilbert is too.
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Rich @mechspiral.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
"These hands of ours are burning red! Their loud cry tells us to grasp happiness!!" Got to cosplay from one of my favorite Gundam series at Otakon. Can't wait to wear Domon again, it was a ton of fun! Domon: @mechspiral.bsky.social Rain: @softieghost.bsky.social 📸: @kaysol.bsky.social
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Developing a new metric for any classic animated show reboot called TTC (Time To Cancelled), this is how long it takes for the reboot to make a mention or explicit plot line out of cancel culture
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Whimo @whimolee.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
#EldenRing Ranni
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Sam Wilson @samwilson.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system
A twitter post explaining how you can “save PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 15/07/2025
Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
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HorrorPuffs ⛈️ @aurapuffs.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️
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André Guindi 🪷👹🪷 @andreguindi.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
omw to unalive necron 🗡️☄️ #FinalFantasy #FFIX #FF9
Character illustration of Zidane Tribal from Final Fantasy 9.Character art of Vivi Ornitier from Final Fantasy IX.Drawing of Adelbert Steiner from FFIX.Character design of Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII aka Dagger from FF9.
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Three of my all time favorite bands are all playing in my area on my birthday weekend, what kind of weird kismet is this?
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Miss Andrist @catgirlhell.art · 26/05/2025
tomorrow's monday
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I hadn’t planned to use an uzi to build this bookshelf but it’s good to have a reminder
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Allegra Rosenberg @tchotchke.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi
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Faith @faithschaffer.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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Watercolor and ink painting- side profile of a winged girl holding a sword. She is dressed in a historic(ish) costume with an overall shape that is not dissimilar to musketeer apparel.
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cort 🍅 loves their wife @sulemiomercury.butchsky.social · 01/06/2025
HAPPY PRIDE TO THE WIVES OF ALL TIME
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Tinder profile picture with you holding a fish but instead it’s a blahaj
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 09/05/2025
Nathan Fielder Builds Shadow Moses Island hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Nathan Fielder Builds Shadow Moses Island
UNIMAK ISLAND, Alaska — Shortly after beating Metal Gear Solid for the first time, comedian Nathan Fielder has constructed a fully accurate replica of the…
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
ANIMATION!
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🍁🍄 Hedge 🍂🍃 @st-hedge.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It’s almost April 30th #MGS2 #MGS
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ash @ukrainekraine.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I've got commission slots opening for Aug deadlines and later! Please feel free to message me with any questions or if you're interested in a quote! Any shares are apprecaited 💖 krainecommissions.com #cosplay #commission
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Explaining your villainous master plan has to be soooo satisfying
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a wild wyvern tail @vintageaerith.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Two last slots remaining!
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⚧ Valeria Versus ☄ @versusrev.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Fine, fusion zoot samus
Samus wearing the fusion zoot
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Drafting a list of five additional deadly sins so we can have one for each month
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Ashley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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André Guindi 🪷👹🪷 @andreguindi.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I can be your angle or yuor devil #finalfantasy #finalfantasyart #ff9 #vivi
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✎𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖓⚔️✨ @uppermindink.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
✨🔮𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖎𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖏𝖚𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖘🔮✨ Juperos the Blue, Omadon the Red, Pothos the Green, and Demini the Yellow!
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rori d. MOVED ☀️🧚🍉 @caremitthefrog.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
“you’re 25 and you’re using :3 ?” yeah because i’m full of fucking whimsy and childlike wonder
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だてこ @da0316teko.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
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Edmond Tran @edmondtran.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Finding it very difficult to choose my favourite part of this news article. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Screenshot of a news article: "The court was previously told she had come to Australia to attend clown school and claimed she brought the gun for protection."

Screenshot of a news article: '"What about the gun in your bag?” she was asked by a customs officer.

Goodson replied: “Oh yeah, I forgot about that.”

A review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.'Screenshot of a news article: "Goodson told police she was actually “scared” of shooting the gun and hoped simply producing it would be enough to deter potential threats.

“If that didn’t do it I would probably just pistol whip,” Goodson was quoted as having said."Screenshot of a news article: "When asked where she planned to store the gun while she was in Australia, she indicated under a vehicle’s passenger seat, the court was told.

The court was told in recent years, Goodson was using psychedelic drugs, synthetic cannabis and crystal meth amphetamines."
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Sugahri @sugahri.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
stop scrolling ⛔✋ mudkip passing by
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
mustadio
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CarpeDM @kaysol.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Making some proxies for my #mtgcube
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 17/11/2024
happy 20th mgs3 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
snake notices his camo index dropping, so he starts taking off his clothes and digging through a bag for a different camo sent which he starts to put on
meanwhile guards look on: “uhhhhhhh” “should we do something?”a guard radios in: “hey there’s some weird guy out here taking off his cloth-“
snake finishes changing into brown camo and lies on the ground
guard: “uhh scratch that it’s just a pile of dirt”
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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💀 Zambiie @zambiie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
EAT MARCILLE EAT!!!
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