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Kavzar The Blind

@kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social
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God of Coincidence, into esoteric wisdom, things tangentially related to the occult, ontology, polytheism, music, dank memes, video games, writing/stories, and art. Also DnD, M:TG & Warhammer Fantasy. Historian & Raging Anarchist. East SF Bay native.

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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 1m
Welp. Just beat Need For Speed: Underground 2 for the first time in 20 years. Sequel when
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 58m
i am normal 𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝓲 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓵 𝖎 𝖆𝖒 𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖑 𝕚 𝕒𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕝 𝙞 𝙖𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ 🅸 🅰🅼 🅽🅾🆁🅼🅰🅻 𝚒 𝚊𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 I ᗩᗰ ᑎOᖇᗰᗩᒪ i̷ ̷a̷m̷ ̷n̷o̷r̷m̷a̷l̷ 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 56m
A place on Epstein Island, cause even those freaks didn’t want him.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 1h
“Time to slime” I murmur, as I rush out the door towards freedom.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 1h
Haven’t busted this out in a while.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 1h
*stops digging a hole mid-shovel* ….they don’t?!
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 1h
Live action. Keith David. Movie. YESTERDAY.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 1h
If I had to tally all the time I spent Reading Jesty posts I would Have a lot of time spent Reading Jesty posts :3
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 2h
What the-
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 5h
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 2h
I like playing Hide & Seek with the share button on Instagram. It’s totally not infuriating at all.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 2h
Someone post the cow dancing to Slavic music video.
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geesawra @geesawra.industries · 12h
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 2h
*mic drop*
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 16h
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 2h
Every day at work. I pray for the sweet release of societal collapse.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 2h
Just found out we could have had a First Strike Halo game. There is no God.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 7h
YOU HEARD JESTY NOW OUTTA MY WAY
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 7h
Awwww man….. I wanna be a pancake.
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 7h
Me: *stockpiling guns, food, retro video games, Magic cards, Warhammer Fantasy armies*
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DragonRift 🎮🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 @dragonrift.bsky.social · 11h
30 years today. THIRTY. 😐 I was 18 when this thing dropped, and it was the very first console I bought on my own. ... with my very first paycheck from Blockbuster Video. Mock the technical limitations all you want, this thing delivered some of the best party gaming experiences of my life.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Libraries do not mess around.
Libraries employ bounty hunters to bring in people with overdue books dead or alive.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 18h
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 8h
The- ….the cauldron.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 8h
If I was rich, I’d bankroll an Ocean’s Eleven style thriller historical fiction film, Star-studded all-star ensemble cast of all the best and brightest black actors, where the plot of the film revolves around ganking Ronald Reagan. The end fight scene is Reagan versus Michael B. Jordan.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 8h
And I don’t want the world to see me Cause I don’t think that they’d understand When everything’s made to be broken I just want you to know who I am
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 13h
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 9h
Oh my gaaaawwwwWWWWWWWDDDDD YOU’RE A FUCKING SENATOR YOU’RE THE PROBLEM
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@amybisinthewoods.bsky.social 🍄🍄‍🟫 @amybdogsandfungi.bsky.social · 14h
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 10h
Do with this information what you will.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 15h
Oh, so it was meant in the metaphorical sense. Dibs on their Warhammer models, their Magic: The Gathering cards, and guns.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In all the years I've loved and played this game, I never noticed this before.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fight fire with fire. I am placing the Kavzar Kurse on your other… ….curse.
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
telling the cops to create a distraction so i can get away
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really makes you think what made me turn purple. *hides in an eggplant field*
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Masterpiece.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love how happy everyone looks.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Though being The God of Coincidence was foisted upon me, it is an assignment I have relished with gusto.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So influencers / agitproppers are not self-censoring anymore for some reason? It only took me years of screaming: “YOU’RE LETTING THE PURITANICALS WIN!” ad infinitum
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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess diamonds are forever... Diamondback squids (Thysanoteuthis rhombus) are one of the few cephalopod species that are monogamous and not polyandrous. They pair up as juveniles and stay together until death. They also lay their eggs in what look like giant pink slinkies. #SQUIDtember
A close up of a small diamondback squid (Thysanoteuthis rhombus), with the focus on its face. A person is holding it by the mantle for the photo. Its arms are raised up, and you can can see the webbing on its arms, especially on two of them. Its tentacles are visible with the suckers on the club. The tentacles have no webbing. It has black beady eyes, so it does actually look cute. The squid has a stunning golden orange/red colour.An egg mass of a diamondback squid (Thysanoteuthis rhombus) floating in the sea just below the surface of the water. The egg mass is magenta and is a coiled thread of squid eggs, forming a tube that looks not unlike a slinky. It is making an S bend.A diamondback squid (Thysanoteuthis rhombus) swimming just below the surface of the ocean. Its skin is reddish pink and its mantle and fins make a kite shape.An egg mass of a diamondback squid (Thysanoteuthis rhombus) floating in the water. It is a large tube made out of thousands of tiny pink eggs that are in a coiled thread, forming a tube that looks not unlike a slinky. The photo as taken from one of the ends, and the coil goes into the background and to the right. It is just below the surface of the water, and you can see the reflection above it.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Beautiful
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My retirement plan is conquering Cascadia after society collapses in The Resource Wars.
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to come up with a music-based cult/religion/philosophy for my original DnD setting. I have the basic tenets down, but I am having a fuck of a hard time coming up with a name, which isn’t usually the case. Damn it.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's terrifying.
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Dawn @dawnofshadow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I literally WATCHED C*pilot appear in my taskbar while trying to get some actual work done. Motherfucker I've uninstalled you 4 times this month. Actual cockroach of a software.
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The Simpsons: Moe & Barney Gumble at The Door
Alt: The Simpsons: Moe & Barney Gumble at The Door
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