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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

pretty catastrophically misread this sign on my first glance

Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

due to everything getting more expensive every day forever i decided to buy the generic sub-storebrand honey bc how bad could it be, really? chat i am excited** to report that my tea has a new aroma i can only describe as "a possum died somewhere on the porch in the summertime but we can't find it"

if you cant see this image please imagine smelling it: you are on your screen-enclosed front porch in the hot and muggy summertime. a possum has died somewhere in here, probably about a week ago by the aroma of it, but there's a lot of junk stored on your porch and you can't figure out where the hell it crawled into before keeling over.

maybe it's somewhere in the stack of broken lawn chairs you haven't thrown out yet because you can totally fix them up in time for the labor day parade, or maybe it's up on the shelf in the big box with the christmas tree in it.

also vaguely there's a cup of irish breakfast tea by you somewhere but i cant stress enough that it's really overwhelmed by the hot, rotting possum

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.

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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i love you cancer prize #moneyforgirls

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

is this too long to fit on a tramp stamp, you reckon?

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my state stripped 20% of our public university's funding to give to an AI center and forced the schools of art and music to cut classes to make up the budget shortfall

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

rip annie dillard

One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

did a double-take at this amazon ad for a pill sorter, cause that thumbnail sure as hell does not look like one to a quick visual scan

daily bunny #69 is getting used once a day, right on schedule

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

🎵 do you remember when the weather got cool in September? 🎶

its September 9th and its 94 degrees out with a heat index of 102. the high didnt drop below 92 all last week either and this week is more of the same.

i should be breaking out my stylish fall cardigans and the dresses with the tights underneath right now. im gonna crash the fuck out. im gonna crash the fuck out. im gonna crash the FUCK out. WHAT TF DO YOU MEAN IT FEELS LIKE 102

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Erin Robinson Grant @theothererin.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

putting benoit blanc into twin peaks is the tv equivalent of plugging sonic 2 into the sonic and knuckles cartridge

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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Fellas, is it sus to get in the robot?

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

i don't remember if i posted about this here already, but all of you who are remotely into this sort of art aesthetic or game genre, at all, srsly need to check this one out. i am absolutely transfixed by everything about it. get it get it get it it's the most striking indie title ive seen in years

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...

local12.com

Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart

A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I think there's a more traditional way for Ireland to deal with a rich man who harms children and owns a yacht

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

in the 1900's this kind of behavior would get you elected Governor of Indiana

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

MY CAT IS BEGGING TO SIP THE Derelict Humidifier Jungle Juice AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DISSUADE HIM

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Daily bunny no.3400 is out of control

A bunny standing on a ledge watches two bunnies go down a waterfall on an inflatable raft, holding up their hands in dismay. A fourth bunny, a bunny of action, rushes down the ledge in the direction of the stream to intercept the raft.

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

What. What did they do to Monster Hunter

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

one of the secret niche benefits of being Visibly Queer in kentucky is that you always have ample space on public transportation bc people will refuse to sit in either seat next to you, even on a bus that's otherwise totally packed shoulder-to-shoulder. it doesn't even matter what you're wearing! ☀️

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Air to Ground Message: THUMBS UP EMOJI... Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #a64bacb592a F: #fd012d5d014

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Arlo ⚔️ @arlohawthorne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

When a magic bag o' beans give you rainbow eggs, you obviously throw them in an enemy's mouth when they're talking shit and make them go boom with a nat 20 DND is great 10/10 no notes

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

you ever see a trailer for an indie game that is so immediately captivating (aesthetically, conceptually, everything) you almost get a little sick because you know you're gonna devour it start to finish immediately and then be upset that there's not more of it? because that's where i'm at right now

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

ok man. i dont really think i needed to know that much about molly's business.

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

snapchat has started unironically serving me ads of those AI-generated "5,400 YEARS? TAKE THESE CHAINS OFF AND SAY IT AGAIN!!!" courtroom videos. like, it just autoplays to them after i click through stories posted by my actual friends. who in the hell is putting up money to run ads of these? why??

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/06/2026

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

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Justin Alexander @alexandrian.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

A ridiculous amount of RPG 📀🐴 looks like this: Just played our 15th session of Monopoly. Before the campaign started, we decided that rolling to move sucks so we just let people move wherever they want to. It doesn't work. There's a whole Rent system, but nobody ever paid it, so what's the point?

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

did anyone else get randomly logged out tonight? Had to re enter my password and everything, that's never happened before

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LiamMcIntosh He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @liammci.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Honestly a bit of a patronizing take on accessibility from OP when you consider that WB Yeats, Gustav Flaubert and Octavia Butler were dyslexic.

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

me designing stupid fishing sidequests with time-of-day tables and gladiator arena ladders with boss fights and prize points and flower arrangement contests for the Greengrass Festival and a check system for running foot- and chariot races and basically ANYTHING for the party to do but the main plot

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

me the 72 hours after my surgery: wow, the pain sucks but at least i have no nausea at all! haha i can eat whatever i want! me after the 72-hour scopolamine anti-nausea surgical patch finally comes off and i try eating anything: fuck 🤢 i dont ... 🤢🤢 ... how could this be happening now? my hubris???

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

i dont know that many of my followers actually see my posts here, but on the off chance you do — i had surgery today! and recovery is ow ouch owwie terrible even with percocet. please send well wishes x_x

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

we boof shrooms in this web zone

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

me irl realizing im about to have to install an app made by some asshole app dev: holy fuck dude not another fucking portal dnd guy realizing he's about to have to fight 46 imps in a stupid demiplane made by some asshole wizard: holy fuck dude not another fucking portal familiarity breeds contempt

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

i simply have never understood why someone would show up for the second and subsequent Nights at Freddy's. work at walgreens

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

i need to have a bittersweet climactic showdown with my former mentor and confidante here

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

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Madeadeleine 💀 @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

[infomercial voice over]: Has this ever happened to you? Girl in shower: Oh man, I've already finished my second can of Monster Ultra Rosa, and if I get out now I'll get shampoo in my eyes.

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Katrina makes 5e stuff @katrina-alpress.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

at a derby party and the garage fan has straight up melted. do you think if you turned this thing on it would generate thrust

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RP @rpdeshaies.farirpgs.com · 30/04/2026

- I roll perception - No, tell me what you really do - I lick the doorknob #haikudungeonjam

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