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Katie * Soup Bitch *

@katiesrageboner.bsky.social
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40 she/her OFMD account, yelling about pirates is a go! Also yelling about the Hellaverse and Broadway!

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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 3h
Wow, I was funny back on the bird site!
Me quoting a tweet I made in September of 2023 about Stede using the "we only have this one life" line in his letter after faking being asleep when Mary said it
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 12h
Instead of writing anything at all for my Halloween fic I started last year, I'm re-sharing the commission I got from Moss for it.
Stede dressed as generic dad vampire and Ed as cone bra era Madonna, a la Hocus Pocus
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The end of "Western Energy" breaks my heart. The fact that when I first saw that episode, I had just done my whole hospital stay & was desperate to see friends. It hit HARD. And now that I'm close to the anniversary, seeing it again broke me all over. #Stolas deserves so much better in that moment.
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
His kink is karma 💖 (In all seriousness, I can’t imagine what it feels like to watch a man walk away with millions while many creatives are still struggling to make a decent livelihood. I hope karma befalls Zaslav and the rest of them.)
David Jenkins quoting a post on Bluesky from popcrave which reads, “David Zaslav is set to receive a $606.1 million payout as he exits Warner Bros. Discovery amid its merger with Paramount.” David posts, “He made this money on the backs of tens of thousands.
He took food from their tables to make this money.
These proceeds are cursed. And I wish him every bit of his karma.”
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How does a concert venue do "first come first serve" for ADA seating and then RUN OUT OF SPACE?! I'm glad I can stand for at least some of this show, but fucking hell!
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Al the Archer @wastingyourgum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎶So long... Farewell... Auf wiedersehen...🎶
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy 3 year anniversary to all the Soup Bitch fans out there! #ofmd 🏴‍☠️🥳🍲
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I aged myself with these, but I literally wore out that Vertical Horizon CD walking to and from school.
9 albums:
1. Jagged Little Pill - Alanis Morissette
2. Everything You Want - Vertical Horizon
3. Bleed American - Jimmy Eat World
4. Fallen - Evanescence
5. Infinity On High - Fall Out Boy
6. Josie and The Pussycats movie soundtrack
7. After Laughter - Paramore
8. American Idiot Broadway cast recording
9. So Much (for) Stardust - Fall Out Boy
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Viv, my wallet can only take so much. First the teaser of Hazbin Hotel PIRATE Halloween buckets, now Helluva Boss D&D merch?! I'm in trouble
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's one song you loved from a musical that you otherwise didn't love? I'll go first! 'Til I Hear You Sing from Love Never Dies
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I haven't watched AHS M*rder House in a long time, but I always considered it my favorite. Now that I'm rewatching, were we actually supposed to feel bad for Ben Harmon at any point in this show? Yuck
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I started PT for hip and back problems yesterday, and I didn't realize how ingrained even park district ballet was in my body. Not like pro ballet, the "pay $50 for a season" once a week classes. I had to fight pointing my toes, and I haven't done it since I was 14. And even colorguard ended at 21!
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Soooo I'm happy I already met my deductible and out-of-pocket for the year. But the MRI I had on the 10th has already been paid by insurance, and I still don't have results 😡
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La Vie En Frames @lavieenframes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here she is 💖 Check out all the gorgeous art on the website: sites.google.com/view/lavieen...
youtube.com
La Vie En Frames -- an Our Flag Means Death art project
YouTube video by YOFT
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck, I love Wandavision
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today marks the 4 year anniversary of being trapped in my car in Chicago's theater district for over 3 hours due to horrible traffic planning between several big festivals and construction! I'm so looking forward to going downtown again Sunday and won't have any flashbacks about it or anything!
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Popular show I never watched? The Office Popular show I watched but didn’t / couldn’t get into? Psych
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Didn't plan to start my day adding another concert involving Jessica Vosk to my 2027 calendar, but here we are! 🎉🎉🎉
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Super late to the party, but Coyote vs ACME was hilarious! Eat shit, Zaslav!
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It should not be complicated to explain that having a recent left leg scan should not be considered "previous history" for a right hip scan. My job is weird sometimes.
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Things I was afraid of as a child: Mirrors in the dark. I still keep my master bath door closed at night Bees - still no idea if I'm allergic but my mom sure is! Spiders -ick The Jackal from 13 Ghosts Swinging lamps/lights/wind chimes - "Wait For Me" from Hadestown is my personal nightmare
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pretending I don't know something is easily a p0rn reference while playing the family edition of CAH with my 70 year old parents is HARD
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm dubbing any gathering of 4+ white women an Audacity. I just had to yell at 5 women to shut the fuck up in the middle of Jekyll & Hyde for an entire song
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How did I get through my MRI today without freaking out? Apparently my brain just decided to hear familiar songs in the machine sounds, and I was reminded that the song I kept hearing is actually titled "Rockafeller Skank"
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mgm1229.bsky.social @mgm1229.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have been thinking a lot about how when Rhys was saddest about losing OFMD in such a shitty way, he went out on the road and made everyone laugh. Never once punching down, being a little bit sexy, a lot silly. Doing all the voices. If that’s not poison into positivity, I don’t know what is. 🏴‍☠️❤️‍🩹🥰
Rhys Darby during a stand up set.
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think I'm a mutant since my baby factory demolition was the most incredibly easy recovery of 2025. Only really bad part was being kept for 3 hours in recovery because I felt so queasy. But the Gallbladder Shitshow™️ definitely made up for it!
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I admit to being a bit spoiled and not knowing how to do some basic things. So as a 40-year-old who just peeled and is boiling her first potatoes, I of course can't stop hearing Mr Collins in my head. Fingers crossed he's right!
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Mr. Collins Praises Excellent Boiled Potatoes
ALT: Mr. Collins Praises Excellent Boiled Potatoes
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Spooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 08/09/2026
on this hallowed star trek day i want to remind everyone that without star trek and our foremothers (1960s housewives making zines) we would not have slash and shipping and the framework of fan culture as we know it so everyone say thank you star trek
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I haven't baked anything from scratch in a while, but these are my friend's daughter's 21st birthday present. Banana bread chocolate chip cookies, that basically come out more like muffin tops. They may be ugly, but they're delicious! Recipe in ALT text.
Banana bread chocolate chip cookies

https://recipes2day.org/banana-bread-chocolate-chip-cookies/?fbclid=IwAR0_RTH1uytP-i_dQy068xA6HG1KC-UxRJOWlfpNdUnhqd4A8Z0NlcSB0fg
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Alright, I officially got a ticket for Rhode Island Comic Con in November. Anyone else going?
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mine feels a little misleading. Yes, I've lived outside Chicago since I was 5, but I've only been to Detroit twice for concerts. And I only call it Devil's Night because I love The Crow!
Apparently I'm from Michcigan? I guess that's what happens when your parents are from Ohio, had me in South Carolina, then moved to Chicago for 35 years.I also love that somehow Detroit and Chicago are the same score but Detroit is listed first. Like even alphabetically Chicago should be first, but whatever. Devil's Night gave me away, I guess! Fire it up!
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I used to think people sneezing when they're sick was just a big scam when I was little because I never had that problem. Today, I'm one good sneeze away from cracking my back like a glow stick in a bad way.
Nathan Explosion summing up my feelings on this cold when it's almost 90 degrees outside. I am mostly fine, just being whiny today
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So around this time last year I started working on a Halloween fic. I had costumes and karaoke songs picked out for the whole crew. What I didn't have was the bet Ed would have to lose for Stede to choose their couples costume. I present, for #WIPWednesday, at least the minor details of the bet:
Very slight details into the bet that Ed and Stede made about who got to pick their costumes and how Ed ended up in a cone metal bra for Halloween
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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V for Vendetta: Ideas Are Bulletproof
Alt: V for Vendetta: Ideas Are Bulletproof
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
AU thought: Ed is a haunted house actor that has a huge online following for being broody and hot. He used to be one of the knee pad-wearing guys sliding around but totally ate shit, hence the knee brace. He's getting bored with it until a blond DILF comes through and almost faints seeing Ed, etc
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Celebrating Dickfuck Day with a summer cold! Woohooooooo
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I just had x-rays for the first time in forever, and I brought other shorts to change into if they needed me to move around. I thought I was funny bringing these:
Black shorts covered in skeleton hands giving peace signs, counting to 2, whatever you want to call it
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
guess you never know when you’re in the middle of the good old days 🥺
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
10 male characters to get to know me 1. Edward Teach 2. Stede Bonnet 3. Stolas Goetia 4. Husker 5. Remy LeBeau 6. Eliot Waugh 7. Ron Swanson 8. Greg Serrano 9. Statler and/or Waldorf (they're a package deal) 10. Rick O'Connell
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Alice @thesearethekids.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy baby baby baby / OFMD teaser trailer day! May we all experience that level of delirious excitement again in our lives soon 🏴‍☠️🙂‍↕️⚓
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen. This has been on my lock screen since I think the week after Calypso's Birthday aired.
Ed and Stede on the deck during Calypso's Birthday. Why are they so cute when they're just standing next to each other?
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Glitter fun returns for Kesha tonight!
Me with a bunch of chunky ColourPop glitter!
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.
Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Reaper, get your shit together! I can't sob like this 2 days in a row!! RIP to a fucking legend
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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
ALT: Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Chromeo is opening for Kesha on Saturday, and Old 45s is absolutely on the setlist. I wonder if any Game Grumps lovelies will be laughing with me
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I switched my hand soap and room spray to my usual Autumn stuff today and didn't realize that I haven't had those scents together since right before my whole hospital saga last year. And it triggered some really not great memories and slight panic, sooo looks like I'm getting new ones!
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thank you to specifically all the #OFMD fic writers that have kept me going these past 4 years. You have inspired emotions that I thought my cold little heart had blocked out. I love you all!
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Update: our accounts are locked, and I get to go open a new account so I can pay my rent! Woohoo!!
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Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cool cool cool my mom may or may not have fallen for a scam that somehow locked all our bank accounts or totally wiped them out? Good thing I have a customer rep's personal phone number from the time the ATM ate my debit card so this can hopefully be straightened out in the morning!
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