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katie

@katiemb.bsky.social
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30's / michigan / professional yapper and meme connoisseur / i never shut up about detroit sports, reality tv, and the celebs i have a crush on

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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“the red wings purposely embarrassed larkin by having him announced” - we have a part time GM, we have no visible leadership, a mediocre on-ice product, and tickets are still $200. i think the org is doing a good job embarrassing themselves all on their own. like be so for real.
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the absolute last person i want to hear from regarding red wings fan culture is paul bissonette
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Red Wings Vizier @helmerroids.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Red Wings hockey baby
Word of the day is 'recrudescence' (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and yet another month has gone by. i don't know what to tell you. september was the worst!!!!!!! welcome, october.
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the detroit red wings play hockey today (threat)
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 02/09/2026
i’m like if a baby became an adult
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hi i’m back yet again after one month
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i know everyone is affected by things differently but my coworker just sent an email saying she requested to WFH this afternoon bc the air is so bad. like girl you're already at the office in the AC what is the difference between here and at home
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
my dog is having surgery today and i'm so anxious i can't focus on anything 😮‍💨
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i’m sorry everyone i tried to like chia seed pudding. i really did. i made one with blueberries, i made one with espresso powder and chocolate chips, i made one that i put a hardened chocolate and peanut butter topping on… the texture is so disgusting.
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
bill “i will not be bullied by the president” cassidy switching his vote in the dead of night to appease the president. just a bunch of pathetic, spineless cowards who don’t actually believe in anything or care about the people they represent. rinse repeat.
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
verlander: career over wenceel: freak accident in the EYE gleyber: here's another cortisone shot it's probably fine flaherty: FOOT literally why are we cursed
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Florence Nightingale is known now as basically "pioneering nurse" but much of her fame in her time was driven by the fact that she showed the military, w all kinds of charts & receipts, how many soldiers they lost to diseases & preventable conditions. But sure, let's go back to 19th Cent conditions!
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
More bad base running 😀👍
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
what do you MEAN the knicks won that game. what are you talking about. why didn't de'aaron fox just hold on to the ball and get fouled
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
just saw one of those historical photos collages on Instagram and one of them was RFK campaigning in west virginia in the 1960s and one of the comments said “he might’ve talked to poor people on the campaign trail, but he never helped them” he was MURDERED, linda
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
actually, i change my mind. the ghost of bill guarnere should beat the shit out of this guy on national television.
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
it is very annoying to me that we have drunk pete as secretary of defense and he’s showing up at all the d-day stuff (do not applaud, the bar is in hell). band of brothers actors do not interact!!!!
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
listen: my plan is just to pretend BC isn’t on this team at all. maybe she’ll be as dirty as she always is and get suspended or something and we can remove her from the roster. i’m so mad this has tainted my excitement lol
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
i can’t believe this is the same knicks team the pistons were giving the belt to ass treatment to all regular season long
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
i knew if i turned on a graham yost television program i would see rick gomez sooner rather than later
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
uhhhh hang on a minute pwhl detroit we don’t want that one. put that one back
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i made a post on That Other App yesterday about not really blaming larkin for wanting to go elsewhere and it has 20+ replies
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Chuckles I'm In Danger
ALT: Chuckles I'm In Danger
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i know that i’m starved for affection because every time i go to a coffee shop and the barista says “thank you katie 😌” i get all blushy even though they literally asked me for my name and they’re just doing their jobs lmao
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
just don’t even show me the picture of larkin in a minnesota wild uniform when it happens. thats a step too far
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
can we clone cade cunningham, but for hockey
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i gotta get offline lmao i feel like i'm going to puke. what is it like to not have emotional attachments to your sports teams. i will never know
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
save us PWHL detroit, save us
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Red Wings Vizier @helmerroids.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Strategy:
we realised that this could be better so what we have done is made it worse.
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
when is the last time we lived through a detroit sports year like THIS
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The Good Place D'Arcy
ALT: The Good Place D'Arcy
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
me last night: i’m going to take nyquil and sleep until 9am me at 6:45am:
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i finally got a new PCP and have convinced myself that she's going to call me to tell me i have a problem with my thyroid AND diabetes. she did say that she's going to say everything in plain english in the portal tomorrow though because she doesn't want to make me anxious which was very nice
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i'm still thinking about that umpire standing directly in the basepath blocking colt keith from getting home. like. and then nothing happened?
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
what do you do when you have a cold and allergies at the same time. dayquil is also an antihistamine but it's not helping with sneezing and watery eyes.... do i not take a second dose but instead take an allergy med?
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
good morning. i, yet again, have an 8:30am meeting. why do people keep doing this to me.
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
spent all day worried about nuclear war and i just wanted one of my sports teams to win but apparently that’s too much to ask!!!!! (this is an old meme but the only one that encapsulates the moment)
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
man. they just can’t help themselves win. can’t hang on to a win and can’t figure it out in the shoot out.
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
like clockwork. truly incredible stuff by the red wings
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
guys i know this is old news but it is Miserable on detroit sports twitter these days. everyone is mad. if you have a positive take on anything you're stupid. they're calling for aj hinch to be fired 9 games into the 2026 season. send help
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
can someone doordash me some cookie dough ice cream
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 26/03/2026
George Costanza wearing a Detroit Tigers hat saying, "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into baseball mode."
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
feels like the first day of school. just sitting at my desk with all my tigers stuff on.
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bogos binted, y'all @ceausescuspeed.run · 24/03/2026
lmao there are only four (soon to be five) border crossing locations in the entirety of Michigan to get to Canada and they all require traveling across water. There isn't a single inch of Michigan land that touches Canada. We do not need DHS. It has never functioned. Stop working with fascists.
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
just saw the cutest bungalow for rent but the rent was 😜 $3,500 per month 😜
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
on days i work from home, if i "sleep in" and get up 30mins before i need to start work, i feel rushed and groggy. but if i get up EARLY i get tired and fall back to sleep on the couch. can't win!!!!!
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
am i right that it’s a month away from baseball and we still don’t know how to watch the tigers on tv. like what is mlb tv. do i have to pay for it
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
another day of little work tasks while i'm paralyzed by indecision about my life in general!!!!! is it possible to have a midlife crisis at 35
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katie @katiemb.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
why is NBC so shit at broadcasting the olympics? yesterday they were cutting to commercial in the middle of speed skating races and today they couldn’t manage to cut away from lindsay vonn’s crash before we all heard her screaming
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