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Katie Martin

@katie0martin.ft.com
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#TeamFT, Unhedged pod, E17, gardening, plazzy Scouser. I never give investment advice. Beware scammers impersonating me to sell crypto etc. FT "Free to read" = 300 free clicks. *Stop the pervert glasses*

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 9h
2026 is going just great as.ft.com/r/db05ee78-9...
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 11h
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 17h
VIVE LA FRANCE year-to-date stocks performance. Impressive. It's gone out of its way here, you have to admire the effort
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 06/10/2026
i took the piss out of @robarmstrong.bsky.social when he said this but in fairness, he was indeed making a good point. It just started weirdly. Proof that the pod is very much unscripted/unrehearsed/slightly chaotic www.ft.com/content/845a...
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 05/10/2026
Binance guy says what now? www.ft.com/content/534b...
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 05/10/2026
Yes.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 05/10/2026
i will ask around on this. how much time in your day do you now spend doing puzzles? maybe i could send you something to keep you busy?
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 05/10/2026
never read the comments, apart from the funny ones. these are both in response to @robarmstrong.bsky.social and the first one is probably true
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 01/10/2026
not now, BTPs, knock it off
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 01/10/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I unironically love it when analysts say 'fair enough, we got this wrong'. It's incredibly rare. Normally it's all 'oh here are our new forecasts', which is really sneaky and crap and unhelpful for clients. So, hats off to MS for this
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/09/2026
perverts, dude.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/09/2026
Pain. (Mr UST?)
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/09/2026
5.14 on the 10y 🥺 158 USDJPY 😵 Ideas for Scott 🏚️ Bessent:
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 23/09/2026
but unlike the Lib Day shitshow, it's not really possible to switch this thing off.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 23/09/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 23/09/2026
line go up chat is this good
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 16/09/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 16/09/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 16/09/2026
hahaha c'est nous! Rob aussi a l'air d'Edi Rama (PM d'Albanie)
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 15/09/2026
But WAIT
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 15/09/2026
At what point do decent people have to feel sorry for Spurs? I'm saying not yet but surely at some point?
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 15/09/2026
😂
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 15/09/2026
not the most ringing endorsement on the UST buybacks from the BofA fund mgr survey
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 14/09/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 12/09/2026
Not the main point here but why does Yaxley-Lennon look like he's got something stuck up his bum?
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 11/09/2026
What is this Temu TFI Friday business on C4?
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 11/09/2026
loving the hyper-local sensitivity of the good people of Camden, which is maybe 5 miles away from Hackney www.ft.com/content/4312...
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 10/09/2026
🎵 I want to shower you in sugar lumps And take you to the horse Dentist 🎵
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 10/09/2026
maybe they'll make all passengers check if they fit through a window-sized gap like the bag thing
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 09/09/2026
Er, @tobyn.bsky.social.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 09/09/2026
Wat?
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 09/09/2026
good times
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 09/09/2026
indeed
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 07/09/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 04/09/2026
?
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 03/09/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 02/09/2026
omg someone just sent me this
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 01/09/2026
oooh, they are clearly still salty about this one
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 28/08/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 27/08/2026
Ok, Brit Bluesky school trip. Let's get on the Eurostar and go and annoy the Parisian butter people. Who's in?
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 26/08/2026
💀 www.imf.org/en/blogs/art...
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 26/08/2026
i was not aware of this detail. sitcom stuff, very good indeed. proper brainrot. my only quibble with the piece is the mention of "fellow members of the Silicon Valley intelligentsia"
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 26/08/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/08/2026
once again...
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/08/2026
like, zero shade on this very good story, but i don't think this is the issue here. the problem is that this is happening at all
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/08/2026
from Private Eye via a friend. I mean, if we tolerate the glasses, why not go down this route? no doubt some huge perverts are already working on it
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/08/2026
evidence of coolness below.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/08/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/08/2026
“These glasses are cringe stalkerware and as we already see every cool person hates them” as.ft.com/r/87ab36fa-3...
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