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@katetichy.bsky.social
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Minnesotan, dahlia enthusiast, reluctant hockey mom

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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 4h
This is weird AF but I'd appreciate if folks could report this imposter account. Can't imagine why I'm worth spoofing but there you have it. @katetichyy.bsky.social
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 18h
IIRC we got this blizzard in South Dakota too but we actually did not turn it into our entire personality 😉
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
m.youtube.com
Water Moccasins - Lonesome Dove
YouTube video by Brandon Irwin
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SEN. SCHMITT: You deny seeing Bon Jovi at State Farm Arena that night in Atlanta? You just perjured yourself. JACK SMITH: I don’t even like- SEN. KLOBUCHAR: There was a Bon Iver thing that night in Eau Claire. SMITH: That’s right, Amy. I saw you there. KLOBUCHAR: Living room deal. It was nice.
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What’s Going on with this Ice Time: Encino Man porch movie edition. Actually the ice time seems to be represented appropriately here but the rink itself has issues. There is no glass wall behind one goal and they leave the door open so Link just walks on?
Encino Man frame of Link (Brendan Fraser) slipping on an ice rink with the door open behind him
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The homeowners of Geneva Lake have varying levels of chill about coexisting with the shore path
A beautiful wood bench swing with a sign: “Enjoy a swing and rest”Cedar Point Park Association will prosecute your ass
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can play Oregon Trail on the Visit Oregon website but it seems to be a super easy version; my son made it on his first try. Mom did drown, though.
Oregon Trail screenshot. In failing to ford the river you lost 3 wagon axles, 2 wagon tongues, 5 oxen, and mom (drowned).
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why does Emerson’s mascot look like it’s been molding in a closet of the LB since 1970. Why does it look like the lion is on a sex offender registry.
A lion mascot wearing a lavender Emerson College t shirt and no pants. The lion suit is cheap and sad looking. (Daddy spent the money on real estate.)
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sports bra ads that talk about “uniboob” … I’m so tired. Do you think if I am putting on a sports bra that I give a single goddamn if it lifts and separates. I’m 44. Try someone else.
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The hot goss in the dahlia world this week is that a grower outside of Portland had someone break into her barn and threatened staff with a crossbow and took a bunch of plant cuttings
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well well well. An org kept my info on file and contacted me when they had another job opening. It's the MAYO CLINIC. 💅 And they are hiring... (reads the email)... receptionists.
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Regret to inform you the foaming drain cleaner that shoots out of the overflow drain is exactly as satisfying as I’d hoped
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
embarrassed to be upset about this but damn do I now have to drive to Eden Prairie to buy my children's clothes with Kohl's cash and a fat coupon stack???
bringmethenews.com
St. Louis Park's Kohl's department store to close this fall
There is no word yet on how many employees are impacted by the store's closure.
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not much I just expanded my garden from 32 square feet to, like, 700. For food, for the apocalypse? Haha, no. It's cut flowers, silly.
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I took a pic of this business card in 2021; I think of it often
A business card that says 
DOUG’S STUMP GRINDING
(763) 843-4394
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
is it because they were busy laying out yet more iterations of their logo in Microsoft Word
startribune.com
Old National failed to halt $1.1M fraud on Minneapolis bank account, lawsuit claims
Despite purchasing fraud protection, the victim found 55 fraudulent transactions that left the account $700,000 overdrawn, according to a lawsuit.
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I played my kids the Sullivan Ballou clip from The Civil War to explain why we always sing Ashokan Farewell when they’re whining about something dumb but it backfired and I cried
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love Gerten’s so much 😭😭😭 truly Minnesota’s Destination Garden Center
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
RIP my TikTok algo; I was trying to hit “not interested” in a Bible ad but I downloaded instead 😭😭😭
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kindly requesting that delivery services stop alerting me to every last move my packages are making; they are not infants.
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In the backyard today: bee rave on the sedum and fleabane starting to flower. #bloomscrolling
A dark maroon sedum with lighter pink flowers and 5 honeybees on itFleabane is a tall green plant with many little round buds, a few of which have started to flower here. They’re white-fringed with yellow centers; very cheery.
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Did a bunch of hip stretches and I feel high now, god I’m lame
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me at the East of Eden book club: hey why in the first few chapters are all the women described as ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, BEAUTIFUL MONSTER
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
who's got two thumbs and sat down crying at her 10:30 therapy appointment and just held out her phone
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I loved Tim Curry in many things but the first thing I loved him in was Annie 😭. This number! This cast! Iconic. What a loss.
youtube.com
Annie (1982) - Easy Street
YouTube video by JutubJuzer
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The whole Target experience was pissing me off even before they bent the knee but it's nice to have extra motivation to get to $0.
Bar graph of a suburban family of four's Target spending from 2023 to 2026: Starting at just north of $5 annually, now down to $700 YTD for 2026. I can do better!
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We are watching Monsters of God and I am dying at the guy who, in a move to distance himself from his felon dad, rebranded the family reptiles + drugs business to “Strictly Reptiles.” 😂
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This one is for my friend Sarah but if you invite me to your book club I will make you one too
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
20 years ago I was living in Loring Park without wifi or cable, furiously knitting scarves for Christmas gifts, which was better with background noise. The video store that was where Rayito de Sol is now had a crazy selection of DVD series that was like 5 discs for 5 days for $5...
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wild to have been in marketing long enough to witness the evolution from "no we can't make that claim even though we have data for it because legal won't approve it" to "in just 6 months you'll be living your best life on the MOON; please buy my IPO thanks"
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#BumperStickersOfMinneapolis
honk if you're letting the soft animal of your body love what it loves
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The bad: power is out and Xcel's restoration estimate has changed from 4:00 to 3:00 to 5:00 The good: working out of Angel Food and their playlist rules
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My son learned about Baldwin IV in a kids' history book and thinks he's super cool...? I asked about the leprosy and he said, "No, that's tuff; that gives him even more aura."
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Don’t ever hire a lawyer who dabbles. If your cousin is a criminal defense attorney and said he’ll do your divorce, don’t do that. Hire a specialist. Also, if you’re outstate, don’t hire a Big City Attorney without a good reason. You want one who knows every judge and attorney in your area.
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am excited for Peggy Flanagan to avenge Minnesota but also I get freshly mad thinking about how Amy and Tina did not. They sent newsletters that said, "You're doing great, sweetie!"
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You know what’s *actually* incredibly chic is when authors write introductions to reissues of their books, reflecting on the book’s success and journey etc., and then—this is the chic part—sign off the intro with whatever location it was where they wrote the new intro
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s finally happening; there’s a shitty cleaning task I don’t want to do so I’m making my kids do it 🥳🎉🍾
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Aisha Gomez @aishagomez.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I carried a repeal of the statute of limitations on sexual assault my 1st year in the legislature. We had a hearing in the public safety conference committee. I had community member survivors with me. Latz questioned them aggressively,repeating conservative talking points about false accusations 1/
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m sorrrrryyyyyy I’m crying over this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I just got a video from a decluttering woman and she was like, “This is my baking cupboard; it has all the spices I need,” and I realized at this point this wasn’t a person I need to listen to
An extremely spare cupboard of a white lady who doesn’t know how to food
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have no desire to hold public office & am entirely unelectable besides. my recreational habits in 1986 alone disqualify me. but I'm running for president anyway & my entire platform is "when you need your health care provider, you get a live operator every time." I will win in a landslide
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Line go up! I heartily recommend a Racket subscription.
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My bouquets for National Night Out! According to my last initial I‘m supposed to bring a dessert but 🤷‍♀️
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How it’s going in America: the handwarmers I bought to escort school children while our city was occupied by the government have been recalled for killing someone; Amazon isn’t offering refunds; the manufacturer‘s refund process is sufficiently onerous to discourage people from filing 🫠
cpsc.gov
OCOOPA Direct Recalls 1.5 Million Rechargeable Hand Warmers Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Fire and Burn Hazards; One Death Reported; Imported by Shenzhen Street Cat Technology
Consumers should stop using the recalled hand warmers immediately and contact OCOOPA Direct for a full refund in the form of an OCOOPA gift card or the original form of payment. Consumers will be aske...
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My husband had a guy come over to repair the bubble hockey table and now the two of them are just playing bubble hockey
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 27/07/2026
wasn’t planning on voting early but going to rage vote for Peggy because fuck this noise
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A pet metric I track for websites I administer is non-Google organic traffic. People are fed up and searching elsewhere.
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ian helped so many of us connect during the ICE occupation and needs a hand now!
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Katerrific @katetichy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Someone stuck 3 Anders Folk signs and 1 Ron Latz sign in our yard but did not steal our Dumalag sign so could be worse I guess
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