Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This drunk motherfucker comes to my work after closing time (i’m locking the door) and asks to “take a look around” i say ”sorry we’re closing” and DMF is like “other business owners let me take a look around- it’s about community!” and i said “that’s great, man” and i close and lock the door. 110
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 24/08/2026arizmendi on San Pablo has the best oatmeal raisin cookies. 10/10 010
Reposted by Kate RhoadesElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/11/2024armadillos should sound like accordions when they run 221602387
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 19/08/2026After 3 hospitalizations for mental health shit I’ve decided a lot of nurses actually suck. The good nurses are really good, though. But the sucking ones really suck ass. These are my thoughts on nurses. 130
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 15/08/2026the other day i caught my cat sucking on my other cat‘s neck in the weirdest way. I felt like a voyeur! 031
Reposted by Kate Rhoadeschris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 253192223779
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 11/07/2026we’re supposed to record the podcast today but my content gland has run dry 010
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 09/07/2026can all problems be boiled down to that situation where the baby monkey chooses between the wire mom monkey and the soft mom monkey? 000
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 02/07/2026my gf is out of town- time to focus in and be normal 000
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Writing is the most hellish creative activity. Prove me wrong! 030
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I went to the county fair and saw a baby camel! 020
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I love making my psychiatrist explain the most basic things to me like how to sleep and why smoking is bad for you. 020
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 22/06/2026katy says i was talking in my sleep last night and i said “split pea soup” 000
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 20/06/2026got called a fag by a rando on the sidewalk! happy pride! 010
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 20/06/2026one of the annoying things about having bipolar disorder is: something good happens and you get excited then you’re like “uh oh- am i way too excited?” 000
Reposted by Kate RhoadesTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 12/06/2026Emotional longing counts as writing 1021753
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i swear to god almost everything i read now sounds like AI! 010
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 21/05/2026what i love about bluesky is i see no survivor spoilers 000
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 06/05/2026i’m so tired that i tried to get my gf to cover my shift for me. she said an immediate no. 000
Kate Rhoades @katerhoades.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Maysoun needs to send me the audio file for the podcast!!! 010
