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Kat

@kataschultz.bsky.social
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Learning designer, book nerd (mostly SFF), cozy gamer, childless cat lady 😸 she/her

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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly. I can’t really stop you from fucking around, therefore I will not stop you from finding out
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeahhh I would too but this one is non-credit. Mostly they end up shooting themselves in the foot if they do this. Like “oops I put my secret sauce into the plagiarism machine and now I can’t get a patent” mostly hurts you. Thankfully, AI note takers are easy to banish in Zoom 😇
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve been banning them in a course I run because there’s proprietary information discussed in meetings that could affect patents and other intellectual property. We’ve also had to say “please do not put confidential information into public LLMs” every time we run the program 😵‍💫
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what my face looks like most of the time these days
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Eddie Murphy's Iconic Look
Alt: Eddie Murphy grimacing and looking something up and down in disgust
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For real I do not want the evil spyware chatbot to know what I eat and where I go every day. What in the cyberpunk dystopian hell
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’re in the bad place 😵‍💫
Creepy Meta ad with a potato-like mascot doing yoga next to a house plant, water bottle, and bowl of food. Text reads “Offload the mental load to Muse. Muse schedules your appointments and remembers the small stuff. Less to carry, more room to breathe”Potato mascot thing comes back with workout clothing, weights, and a water bottle. Text reads: “Meet Muse, your adaptive training coach. Muse builds your workouts, tracks your meals, and adjusts when life gets busy. You just show up and train”
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reader: we brought one home. His name is Junior @eridyn.bsky.social
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not me reading this after demolishing some delicious iced coffee 😂
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’d need to carry some of them. Good luck with that 🤪
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also 11 babies are absolutely out of the question, if not for my age then for my sanity
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was so confused when I saw this I thought someone hacked your account at first 🥴
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We were sitting on a bench and he was wished a happy Father’s Day. Then belatedly the man asked if he had kids. When M said no, he said “oh well if you stick with her (me), you will!” Joke’s on him I guess 💀 we had been dating for like 2 months at that point?
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remind me to tell you the story about how an old guy on the street wished Michael a happy Father’s Day when we first started dating 💀
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know it’s the first day of fall because: 1. Education program prep is in full swing, if not already underway 2. KITTY CUDDLES
A small tuxedo cat and black cat cuddled up together in a cat bedA black cat and tuxedo cat in the same cat bed, paws intertwined, with a very sassy expression on the tuxedo cat’s face
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My husband’s skeleton is being sold at Meijer @eridyn.bsky.social
Small plastic skeletons on a store shelf with a handlebar mustache, red beanie, throwing up a peace sign
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(And also I love u even if you send me bad ideas)
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No divorce cuz somebody’s gotta be on centipede removal and my track record of flying solo isn’t great 😫
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thank you. My mom turned 18 the same year women were allowed to open credit cards in their own names. I didn’t even think twice. She also faced ENORMOUS sexism at school/work on a level I can’t fathom. It’s okay to say things are better without being complacent about the future of said outcomes!
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Us weirdos can smell ☺️
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2026
it's not an exaggeration to say that jk rowling is the world's most powerful and prominent transphobe outside of elon musk it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can I come pls
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It is tough when you have something super complex like neurodivergence and making it more digestible and easy to understand, you miss some nuance, but I’d like a word with people who say “oh everyone’s autistic/ADHD these days” no they are not
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yep, same with autism, especially because women, POC, and other marginalized folks started getting diagnosed as adults after getting missed as kids. Now suddenly it’s a ✨ problem ✨
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Brilliant songwriter & businesswoman, champion of children's literacy, investor in science & medicine, staunch LGBTQ+ ally, and an all-around good human being. I don't think I'll ever forgive the reaper for taking her first.
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Rep. Debbie Dingell @debbiedingell.house.gov · 25/08/2026
Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes.
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This one little detail in @fondalee.bsky.social’s The Last Contract of Isako made me cackle. Books become so much more relatable when you see something and can say “yup, people would absolutely do that. I’ve lived it and that is absolutely what dystopia feels like” 😅
Excerpt from The Last Contract of Isako by Fonda Lee. Highlighted text: Panicked people making a run on portable heaters and o-masks, hoarding food, water, and inexplicably, toilet paper. “Inexplicably, toilet” paper is underlined for comedic effect because let’s face it, that was one of the weirder parts of the pandemic
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lucky doesn’t mean undeserving!!
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Serial killer 😵‍💫💀
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Echo is silently judging the AI burrito from hell
A black and white tuxedo cat sitting in a green chair, paws forward, face grumpy and sassy
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Study: young women are on to something
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And many of the girls were labeled “shy” and had comments like “doesn’t make eye contact with teachers” on their school reports but they were otherwise a “pleasure to have in class” so they went undiagnosed for decades. Ask me how I know 🥰
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I consider it fancy toast
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy #BlackCatAppreciationDay to all the little voids, but especially this one 🖤
A black cat with amber eyessitting at the foot of the stairs, staring directly into your soul A black cat with a goofy-ass expression on her face looking up at a purple feather toy, ready to jump. No brain cells in sight, just chaos
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh no! They’re threatening me with a good time!!
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m just outside A2 and I saw my first and only Stevens sign today…at a polling station. If signs are a good indicator she is cooked 💀
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Closing out #caturday with this most distinguished gentleman 😸
A white cat with black spots sitting on top of a bookshelf, paws tucked, while looking directly at the camera.
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What’s your sign?
Paper sign in a window saying “Warning: property guarded by attack cats.” Photos of 2 goofy cats that look less than menacing
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have yet to encounter anything that really demonstrates any value to the technology, but boy oh boy is there a LOT of judgment about those who don't hop on the bandwagon.
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I've been seriously rethinking my career because of this. If there are genuinely good use cases for it fine, sell me. But if it replaces or substitutes my critical thinking, writing, and creativity, that's a hard pass for me. Yet the attitude seems to be "if you don't use it you're falling behind"
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I hope Craig eats the diarrhea lettuce
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Leftover pizza hits so hard first thing in the AM and pairs absurdly well with coffee
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026
The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
KEY POINTS
• The claim 'vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based
claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I just read a particularly grizzly description of a corpse in a horror novella and thought to myself “well isn’t this just a lovely little break from the news. At least it was a monster rather than a FUCKING TARIFF
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
As the wife of an economist, I am so very, very tired of these goddamn tariffs 🫩
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yes and yes!
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Northwest of you - it nasty 😷
Current Air Quality of 441 AQI - Hazardous
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Kat @kataschultz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I love living in a place where I get to experience toxic wildfire smoke, a heat index of 104F+, and the epicenter of parasitic explosive diarrhea all at once 🫠
Weather app featuring 94F temp with a heat index of 104, wildfire smoke, and a heat advisory. WeeeeeeMap of air quality index over Michigan and surrounding states. Lots of red, orange, and purple dots (bad) north of mid-Michigan, and mostly yellow dots south of Grand Rapids (not great but not dire)
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