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The Professional Crotch Watcher

@kasperpnw.bsky.social
807 followers 950 following 288 posts

🔞 18+ 🔞 only Bisexual, gaymer, leftist, nudist, open relationship and 🏳️‍⚧️ Ally. I have a soft spot for the sexy daddies and chubby bears 😍

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Coastalguy8 @coastalguy8.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who am I riding next? RT if it's you.
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Coastalguy8 @coastalguy8.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was the first one to ever ride him...... 50 Reposts gets the rear view video.
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I need to make someone's dad walk funny. Work has me up in the Puget Sound area just not in Seattle 😥
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Repost if you like fuzzy dads 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I just had a lady call another person the R-slur while listening to Alex Jones. Lady the call is coming from inside the house
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Coastalguy8 @coastalguy8.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Body check!! REPOST if you want to see more content.
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
#NoKings #ImpeachTheEntireRegime #ImpeachTrump #MakeAWishPresident
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Found this doing laundry today oops 😬
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
So despite the world crumbling around us my Partner and I can say we've made it to episode 1000 of One Piece
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a picture of a dinosaur with the words it 's rexin time
ALT: a picture of a dinosaur with the words it 's rexin time
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Digimon Story Time Stranger has been a blast. I want to play Legends Z-A but I don't have a Switch 2. If you like JRPGs then I'd check out Digimon
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
My partner has been playing Hollow Knight Silksong. My partner doesn't describe themselves as a gamer. They managed to beat the first boss and the look was priceless ❤️
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Coastalguy8 @coastalguy8.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
#fcf again already
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Shout out to the frog. Not sure if it's the same guy but he's made me smile in these dark times
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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
This is what fascism looks like.
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
🤣
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/09/2025
This is the person they are suspending people over btw
Charlie Kirk: "god's perfect law says gay people should be stoned to death"
REGISTER AT
COMIACICO
HOUGHTCRIME
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ARLIE KIRK & JACK POSOBIEC
MS. RACHEL'S PRIDE MONT *
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Repost if you like big bushy dads who like to fuck butts 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
They literally want us dead so their sugar daddies can scorch the earth and colonize Mars
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My employer sure does love sending openly gay staff members to literal sundown towns... Send pics to help me survive the rest of the week
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Repost if you'd sit yourself down on daddy's lap 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
America doesn't deserve a birthday this year
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
🧊❌
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I felt that in my soul
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
A joy to march in NYC Pride with the people's champ Tish James 🏳️‍🌈
Zohran and Attorney General Tish James marching together in NYC Pride.
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I can't wait to be back home in Portland. Traveling for work sucks
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Spicy tony 🌶️ 🥵🌶️ @tonyspicy3190.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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Ron Hacker @ronhacker.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Daddy is playing peekaboo. I'm pretty sure the Domino's driver might've gotten an eye full 😜
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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
My employer seems to think it's funny to Station an openly gay employee in the reddest county in the NW 😑
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
To the Cyber truck owner that decided to give me an impromptu interview while I was leaving work. No, your car is ugly. No, I don't want to test drive it and I believe anybody who drives it deserves to be taxed more
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molly tanzer (I guess!!) @mollytanzer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Taken from Sam Landman on FB but not sure if he is the artist. Graphic saying AI is for losers, reject fascism think for yourself. I can make Art that’s ugly and bad all by myself thank you very much
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DaddyScott.bsky.social @daddyscott.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Repost if you like big hairy cocks 😈
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Coastalguy8 @coastalguy8.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
1k followers, took a while! Thank you. Enough REPOSTS and I’ll post the ass slap video.
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✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Hey Daddy 😈 #DaddyIssues
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Whoops it seems like I committed a felony 😕 #BeGayDoCrime
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The Bishop @ceas10.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The Mary Miller/Mike Lee anti-porn act would criminalize sending nude pictures, even of yourself, over the internet. It also mandates that anyone caught watching porn register as a sex offender. Mentioning the existence of LGBT people would be considered porn #resist #gay #bluecrew #bluewave
lgbtqnation.com
Republicans introduce bill to make all pornography a federal crime - LGBTQ Nation
It would make it a crime to send a nude selfie or any sexual image to anyone for any reason.
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
With this economic uncertainty I am seriously pondering making an OF account. What do y'all think? #humpday
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
How's it goin down there? Repost if you'd put it in your mouth 😈
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Pierre Despereaux @gambit1914.blacksky.app · 07/05/2025
Reading is a privilege that many have died for. Don’t take it for granted
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
To the dick head Trumper that cut me off on my way to work. I hope your sister gives you chlamydia ❤️
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I never use filters or Photoshop 🤟
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Happy hump Day!
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Yes please 😜🍑
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I almost missed it #FCF
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