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The Professional Crotch Watcher

@kasperpnw.bsky.social
811 followers 951 following 288 posts

🔞 18+ 🔞 only Bisexual, gaymer, leftist, nudist, open relationship and 🏳️‍⚧️ Ally. I have a soft spot for the sexy daddies and chubby bears 😍

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Coastalguy8 @coastalguy8.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who am I riding next? RT if it's you.
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Coastalguy8 @coastalguy8.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was the first one to ever ride him...... 50 Reposts gets the rear view video.
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'd block the number that's fucking wild. "Made this song" and I painted the Mona Lisa, just don't mind the small lake I boiled in the process
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Then get over here 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I need to make someone's dad walk funny. Work has me up in the Puget Sound area just not in Seattle 😥
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Repost if you like fuzzy dads 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Excuse me sir, is that Seattle's taken?
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I just had a lady call another person the R-slur while listening to Alex Jones. Lady the call is coming from inside the house
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Coastalguy8 @coastalguy8.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Body check!! REPOST if you want to see more content.
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Do any Etsy witches practice Aracno-mancy?
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
#NoKings #ImpeachTheEntireRegime #ImpeachTrump #MakeAWishPresident
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Let me know when you're in Portland 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Found this doing laundry today oops 😬
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
So despite the world crumbling around us my Partner and I can say we've made it to episode 1000 of One Piece
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a picture of a dinosaur with the words it 's rexin time
ALT: a picture of a dinosaur with the words it 's rexin time
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I want to pet your fuzzy chest... Oh yeah happy Turkey day
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Woof Daddy 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
And butts too
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Wish I was there to help 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
And Shein on the weekends
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Digimon Story Time Stranger has been a blast. I want to play Legends Z-A but I don't have a Switch 2. If you like JRPGs then I'd check out Digimon
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
My partner has been playing Hollow Knight Silksong. My partner doesn't describe themselves as a gamer. They managed to beat the first boss and the look was priceless ❤️
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Coastalguy8 @coastalguy8.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
#fcf again already
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Shout out to the frog. Not sure if it's the same guy but he's made me smile in these dark times
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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
This is what fascism looks like.
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
🤣
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Yeah where can I get one of those 😍
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/09/2025
This is the person they are suspending people over btw
Charlie Kirk: "god's perfect law says gay people should be stoned to death"
REGISTER AT
COMIACICO
HOUGHTCRIME
0:09
ARLIE KIRK & JACK POSOBIEC
MS. RACHEL'S PRIDE MONT *
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Such a tasty looking cock 🤤
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Yes please 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I'd love to breed you just like that
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Gladly 😈
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Repost if you like big bushy dads who like to fuck butts 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
They literally want us dead so their sugar daddies can scorch the earth and colonize Mars
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My employer sure does love sending openly gay staff members to literal sundown towns... Send pics to help me survive the rest of the week
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Repost if you'd sit yourself down on daddy's lap 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
America doesn't deserve a birthday this year
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
🧊❌
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I felt that in my soul
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
A joy to march in NYC Pride with the people's champ Tish James 🏳️‍🌈
Zohran and Attorney General Tish James marching together in NYC Pride.
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Hell yeah 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I'd love to breed you 😈
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I can't wait to be back home in Portland. Traveling for work sucks
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Spicy tony 🌶️ 🥵🌶️ @tonyspicy3190.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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Ron Hacker @ronhacker.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Daddy is playing peekaboo. I'm pretty sure the Domino's driver might've gotten an eye full 😜
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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.
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The Professional Crotch Watcher @kasperpnw.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The tree jizz is definitely homophobic 😂
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