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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Arrested Development meme of Lucille Bluth saying "I love all my children equally" followed by a shot of her "earlier that day..." saying "I don't care for Gob.", except the Kool-Aid Man has been crudely pasted over her and the subtitles read: "I love all my flavors equally" followed by "I don't care for Grape."
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on one hand, having a list of world trees with only three entries seems pretty small, but on the other hand we've only got the one world, so three trees is punching above our weight
A screenshot of Wikipedia's page of "Category: World trees" showing only the concept of the "World tree", a general "Mesoamerican world tree" and "Yggdrasil"
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
spilled some japanese curry on the counter but don’t be fooled by the splatter pattern, i’m pretty pleased with how it came out
Thin japanese curry has dripped onto my kitchen counter (a crappy apartment counter) in a pattern that looks like a frowny face
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
also love this sponsor of the event
banner logo for a sponsor of the shimokitazawa curry festival event: steal factory (a t-shirt company)"you wouldn't download a car" meme image but it says (using the logo of the previous company) "you wouldn't steal a factory"
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i know youtube's been A/B testing for a while but when I see it like this it really makes it feel like it got changed because *Achewood voice* Guess who got ~~yelled at~~ (also its very funny that it A/B tested both of these *on the same page* for me)
A link to a Some More News video featuring a photo of Mitch McConnell sitting up in a hospital bed with a rictus grin on a split screen with Some More News host Cody Johnston looking up with a wonderous smile on his face and large text across that says "RIP MITCH MCCONNELL"A link to a Some More News video featuring a photo of wheelchair-bound Mitch McConnell in a van looking unresponsive on a split screen with Some More News host Cody Johnston looking to his side at Mitch with a worried look on his face and large text across that says "HOW MITCH MCCONNELL BROKE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY"
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
does what it says on the tin
A screenshot of Apple Music showing the song “I’m Deranged” by David Bowie, with a sample of the lyrics that read “i’m deranged”
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finally watching that Battle of Olympus announcement video and it seems pretty coo-RIBBIT KING SPOTTED
Reiko Oshida, game artist and one of the key developers (along with Yukio Horimoto) for The Battle for Olympus for NES, explains how their company, Infinity, worked behind the scenes on dozens of games. The box art for those games scrolls by her on the screen, including the art for Ribbit King for the GameCube and PS2, which is a game about playing Frog Golf, or Frolf. It rules, and you should play it.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
damn, Sonic got DoomBots. Marvel's crosspromotion game for Avengers is wild.
A headline from VideoGamesChronicle dot com that reads: 
Sonic is allowed to fire guns in Fortnite because he's an android, not the real one, Sonic Team boss says
with the subhead 
"Sonic will never hold a gun", Takashi Iizuka maintains
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Environmental Storytelling at the Circle K
A countertop near a soda fountain in a convenience store has sharpie written on it. “This is NOT where trash goes! Find the can!!” with arrows pointing to either side.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
gonna start one of those novelty accounts that's just "Suspect 'Film' Additions to Letterboxd"
A screenshot of the Letterboxd page for "Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended Look", the advertisement for GTA VI that streamed on Netflix earlier today. It's currently rated at 4.2 stars out of 5.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A sentence that could only be written by someone who had never tried to do what the sentence claims can be done.
A screenshot from Microsoft's page detailing their discontinuation of service for Microsoft Publisher. 
"Many common Publisher scenarios -- including creating professionally branded templates, printing envelopes and labels, and producing customized calendars, business cards, and programs -- are already available in other Microsoft 365 apps such as Word and PowerPoint."
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
it has the same feeling as Sally Floyd getting mad at Captain America because of MySpace
A portion of a page from the Civil War: Front Line series from Marvel Comics. Reporter Sally Floyd confronts Captain America, who has just been arrested for leading a resistance force against the US Government for instituting a superhero registration program. 

Panel 1 
SALLY "Let me ask you something sir: Do you know what MySpace is?" 

Panel 2 
CAPTAIN AMERICA "I'm not sure I understand the relevance of that question, Sally--" 
SALLY "No, you just don't understand the question, sir. I'm trying to illustrate a point here, so bear with me." 
SALLY "Do you know who won the last World Series, or who was the last American Idol?" 

Panel 3 
SALLY "When was the last time you actually attended a NASCAR race? When was the last time you watched The Simpsons or logged onto YouTube to watch a stupid video?" 

Panel 4
A close-up of Captain America's face, sheepish, looking away. 

Panel 5 
SALLY "Exactly, never." 
SALLY "You hold up America as some shining beacon of perfect but you know next to nothing about it."
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is this slogan supposed to rhyme. Am I meant to pronounce this "Segar"
A full-page print ad for U.S. Gold releases for the Sega Master System in the UK, featuring Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Gauntlet, Impossible Mission, and Paperboy. The slogan at the top reads:
Do Yourself a Favour 
Slot These Into Your 
SEGA 
Master System
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A closeup of the cover to UK video games magazine Mega Machines dated Dec 91. Underneath promotional art for James Pond II: Operation Robocod reads the headline “Robocod! Better than Sonic!”
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Purchased at a Price Club
A CD Longbox (cardboard sleeve holding the jewel case that is the height of an LP) for The Simpsons Sing the Blues album
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I've decided three weekends is long enough to wait for this shitpost I made after seeing Spider-Man: Brand New Day. Sorry for the light spoilers.
The panel of Spider-Man telling dinosaur mutant Sauron that with his tech he could cure cancer and Sauron replying that he doesn't want to, but it's relating to Peter's tech in the film:
SAURON: "You can inhibit and enhance hormones on the fly, and you're using it to stop having SPIDER-MIGRAINES? With tech like that, you could revolutionise HRT for TRANSGENDER FOLKS!"
SPIDER-MAN: "But I don't want to revolutionize HRT for TRANSGENDER FOLKS. I want to stop having Spider-Migraines."
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
from www.tumblr.com/lucabyte/823...
two panels of old x-men comics where wolverine is speaking japanese using "watakushi" to refer to himself, then a drawing of the reader saying "fucking WATAKUSHI?? 'chan' even?" and rationalizing "Aware that this is simply a consequence of 1970s writers only having access to professional formal language-learning materials and not* an actual character writing choice" with the aside "*though is, in theory, still appropriate here as he's seemingly trying to be polite? but be for real please. its wolverine. he'd use oira." and then concluding "AND YET, Cannot stop thinking about the world in which this is literally his chosen pronoun and mode of speaking in Japanese." with a thought balloon imagining the scenario with the header "white boy SHOCKS by speaking to teammates in perfect 'Polite Young Woman'" and a drawing of Wolverine speaking to a very confused and nervous Kwannon and his speech bubble is the ヽ(*⁀▽⁀*)ノ emoticon
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
surely they're doing a "Retro Games" volume of this series
A screenshot from bn.com showing four books in a series titles "Small Luxuries": Watches, Vinyl, Sneakers, and Film Cameras. Each book has a minimalist cover with a simple drawing of its subject against a solid color.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I guess I'll do another tomorrow. Got one in this stack calling out to you? Please recommend it to me.
The photo of the stack of curry boxes again. Most are in Japanese, but one in english claims to be "Hidagyu Gyusuze Curry" while another comes from "Apa Hotels & Resorts". At least one other curry is from Taimeiken, the same restaurant as this first beef stew.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
First up is gonna be Beef Stew from Taimeiken, a third-generation western food restaurant in Nihonbashi.
A box for Taimeiken Traditional Beef Stew. A closeup of the pot of beef stew is the main focus of the box, while Chef Koji Shigeki of the Taimeiken restaurant stands nearby.The reheated beef stew in a pasta bowl with a wide rim, sharing the space with some extra-long grain rice. The stew is very reddish-brown with lots of lumps that could be meat or potatoes.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A few months ago my friends got back from a long vacation in Japan and brought me several boil-in-bag curries. Now I'm gonna try them.
A stack of curry boxes, each with a bag made to be reheated in boiling water (rather than boxes of curry roux, which are more common in the united states). They are all different brands and styles.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the "hey guys NOT WHAT I'M CALLED" meme format with K', from the King of Fighters game series. K', a tanned white haired cool guy with his shirt open exposing a bare chest, says "hey guys". Two characters in front react shockingly and call him "QUESADILLA!" and responds "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
you hear me? do not, i repeat, DO NOT clap your hands
Photo of recycle bin outside the Scottsdale Public Library with a decal on it that reads “bottles and cans only”
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
it's true
The cover to Naki no Ryuu: Mahjong Hishou-den for the Super Famicom, based off of the manga. A serious man in a purple top with a severe side part has his arm across his face, holding a mahjong tile in anticipating of a devastating play. He looks rad as hell.The cover to Mahjong Hishouden: Shin Naki no Ryuu for the Super Famicom, the sequel to the previous game. Against a blue sky, the purple-shirted, severely-sideparted man is holding his arm out in front of him, placing half of his face in shadow, and holding both a mahjong tile and a cigarette. Reader, I married him.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru (For Whom the Frog Bell Tolls) (Game Boy)
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Art of Fighting (Neo-Geo)
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There's an animated adaptation from the mid-80s Uzbekistan that a friend showed to us in Halloween Spookums groupwatch a couple years ago and oof, it sits with ya.
A screenshot of my review of the 1984 animated short There Will Come Soft Rains, based off of the Ray Bradbury short story (poem?). It is four stars and hearted and reads: "Absolutely giving 'its the middle of the night and im too young to see something like this on the UHF station' energy"
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Saturday Jackboxin'
A screenshot from the game Nonsensory showing a drawing based on the prompt "Where does this drawing belong between TURTLE and CYCLIST?" Players are to look at the drawing and guess on a ten point scale between those two extremes where the drawing lands. It shows a large, slightly anthropomorphised turtle riding an adult bicycle, two lines behind it showing that it's moving very fast.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
love his frozen entrees
A box of frozen Baked Ziti from the brand “Michael Angelo’s”. It looks fine on the box, but probably looks terrible in real life.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It is unsurprising to me that the most unaware and revisionist takes of the reputation of anime and Japan at large in the US in the 90s come from an Anime News Network contributor and someone who decamped to Japan right after.
A Bluesky post from James Beckett that reads: 

The U.S. didn't "hate" anime in the 90s. People these days tend to conflate (or confuse) "broad teasing of foreign cultures and nerd hobbies" for "hatred."
As for the nerds and bullies that may have gotten weird or douchey about it...l mean, what do you expect? That's what nerds and bullies do.A Bluesky post from Zack Davisson that reads: 

Having lived through it in the 90s, there was no overall, society-wide reactionary hatred. If anything, there was an exoticism of Japan.
Films like Rising Sun romanticized Japan. It had this air of sexy mystery.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Quality Checking Items at 9:26 pm
A Domino's Quality Captain is ensuring your order is
perfectly made.A photo of the pizza, showing the back part of it smushed into a lopsided semicircle
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I will adjust to saying "Search it up" but please prepare yourselves for the fact that I will say it exactly like Black Box in "Strike It Up"
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
reposting my old tweet version
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
imagine if they used this marketing on other prequels
An edited version of a poster for Wonka (2023) showing a closeup of Timothee Chalamet's face from the nose up, with most of the poster being his hat. "Before he was Wonk he was... Willy" is the text
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i rest my case
A screenshot from Discord, showing me (hey it's me!) saying "everyone wants to be an armchair pundit". Below that, a discord message is showing "Several people are typing..."
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Got to this point in the latest @jeffgerstmann.com Show and double-taked. Just had this exact same discussion with my friend last week. No one talks about Parappa 2!!
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
giantbomb.com/ogu Completing games was hard when you were only playing them at a friends house. Like, at least half of those "completed" ones were PC games when I was a kid because we didn't have a console.
Screenshot from Giant Bomb's Games That Made History, showing that I have played 60 of the 151 games listed, and completed 9.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
looking further they have an "Immortal Garlic Tomato" that also has the Bacon & Cheese... and "Immorality!" is an add-on you can get for any dish that adds bacon + cheese + garlic
A photo of a plate of tomato-based japanese curry with bacon, garlic, and cheese, next to an omelette-covered bed of rice, and labelled "背徳のガリトマ", or "Immoral Garlic Tomato"Half of a list of toppings for the curry from the same menu. They include: 
Grilled Cheese for 200 yen (220 with tax)
Deep-fried Eggplant for 200 yen (220 with tax)
"Puri-puri" Shrimp for 300 yen (330 with tax)
"Haitoku no se!" or "Immorality!" (Bacon + Cheese + Garlic) for 500 yen (550 with tax)
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Never once have I played a fighting game and thought "I bet they smell nice"
Headline from Video Games Chronicle that reads: "Street Fighter 6 is getting fragrances that make your room smell like a character's fighting style"
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
which hole on the golf course do you think he’ll be buried under?
Headline from the Washington Post that reads: “Lindsey Graham dies after ‘sudden illness’; Trump says senator was like family”
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
cursed headline
A headline reads: "Furby is now a sexy anime girl figure[Photos]"
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Another 4x3, this one is kind of video game centric www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree/...
A grid of nine boxes underneath a header labeled "The First". The nine boxes have text in them that reads:
City
Knight
Onset
Bullfrog
Origin
Drum
Swine
Start
Westwood
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
this is the design document for Lethal League
A four panel comic in Japanese shows Mario jumping on a koopa to shoot him out of his shell. Then, Mario kicks the shell at the koopa, knocking it off screen. The shell bounces against a pipe and heads back towards Mario. Finally, Mario hits the shell repeatedly against the pipe with a baseball bat.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Alright I made another. www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree/... Sometimes I feel like I'm being too obvious and that's probably when I'm being the most obtuse
A screenshot of a 3x3 grid of boxes from the game "4x3". Those boxes are:
FALCON
EJECT
POWER
BROOKLYN 99
RESET
HOUSE
VAN
EYE
AMERICA
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A picture of my final score from Chuck's 4x3 puzzle, showing a score of 160 points, blue first, hub middle, 12-click minimum, perfect, and button smasher (?)
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Now that 4x3 has the ability for people to make their own (Thanks @taskbaarchitect.com for pointing this out), I made one for all of you to say "oh, wow, @karobit.bsky.social is no good at this, huh" www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree/...
A grid of nine boxes, each with a word or phrase inside them, is beneath a header that reads "Games All The Way Down"
The words in those boxes are:
Lunar
Dead By Daylight
Hybrid Heaven
Vampire Survivors
Resident Evil
Dance Dance Revolution
Pokemon
Castlevania
Bananagrams
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lived in Arizona for over 35 years through lots of heat and this is the first time I’ve seen this
A close up of a kitchen sink drain with a lizard sticking his head down it. He’s likely crawled up the drain pipe to keep cool and his little tail and hiney are sticking out
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Screenshot of a thread in Resetera's EtcetEra forum asking "is nirvana overrated or underrated". It has a poll with the same options, plus a third option "smashing pumpkins is better". If Kurt Cobain had lived, would he also have gone on Alex Jones podcast? Would he also have rebranded his livejournal transphobic screed as "an encounter with a shapeshifter" on Howard Stern's show? Probably not. So, no, Smashing Pumpkins is not better
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Many Piccolos are saying this
A cropped screenshot from Dragon Ball Z of Piccolo firing an energy blast at the moon (to destroy it to stop Gohan's Saiyan monkey form from destroying the world)
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
crude but effective example
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