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gentle giant i get my steps in by walking the long way to the most oblique shitpost

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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ok yeah Mr. Glitch was kinda creepy
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CBS couldn't figure that out either, that's why they cancelled it
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyways, to make up for that shitty puppet I'll put my brother on blast and let you know that, according to my mom, the end of the Land of the Lost opening, when the dinosaur turns around and roars right at the screen, used to freak him the fuck out.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Later my friend tried to give me advice. "If you have a nightmare about it, just turn yourself into the exterminator (John Goodman) and kill all the spiders. It's a dream! You're in control!" We were in fourth grade and this kid was somehow the king of lucid dreaming.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I also remember going to Arachnaphobia with a friend, getting scared enough like 30-40 minutes in that I left, and I had to spend the remaining hour sitting in the lobby of this two-screen theater waiting for him, just watching the attract mode for Operation Wolf over and over.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't remember most of my childhood nightmares but I do know that the scene in Nightmare on Elm Street III when Freddy blood marionettes the kid out of the highrise window fucked me up, mainly because my brother had a gunslinger puppet hanging in his bedroom that was creepy as shit.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the light people see in their final moments is the luma signal the s-video splits
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thanks to having a clue in a place i've visited and another where i've lived, i ended up getting 977 out of 1000 on today's MapTap.gg and I feel pretty darn good about it.
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i’ve always said its the most adorable extinction level event on film
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a laugh is a laugh tho
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they really are, why is everything covered in glossy slime, its gross
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey how come I never knew 100 Grand bars kicked ass? Caramel, Chocolate, AND crispy crunchies?? God it's so up my alley it's a garbage truck, and I want to beep beep beep more into my mouth immediately
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YEAH i hate it i'm spooked every time
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ahh the October Surprise strategy
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
looks like we're gonna have to buy it
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berserk du soleil @aetataureate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my #lifeSkillsJam zine is live now. it is and will always be completely free. you don't need an itchio account or anything else in order to download the PDF. aeta.itch.io/making-do
aeta.itch.io
Making Do: a life skills zine by aeta
Stuff you can do, fold, cut up, tape together, paint, tie, hang, store, mix, use, reheat, and make your own
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'm glad that every two years or so we get a Megalopolis
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i hope they don't live to vinaigrette it
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i wish one hour
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not to mention Maya
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh my god none of these people will see the light of pizza heaven
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Arrested Development meme of Lucille Bluth saying "I love all my children equally" followed by a shot of her "earlier that day..." saying "I don't care for Gob.", except the Kool-Aid Man has been crudely pasted over her and the subtitles read: "I love all my flavors equally" followed by "I don't care for Grape."
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
learning that there's a nickelodeon-branded tmnt pizza spice blend and immediately realizing that i've never once found the pizza that the turtles eat remotely appetizing. shocking to learn i have new turtles/pizza opinions at my age.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you ever tried to look at a japanese tv schedule? what the fuck is 28:35 o'clock
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ramen Tabetai Alert!! (@ 22:05) www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...
www3.nhk.or.jp
AKIKO YANO TRIO - tiny desk concerts JAPAN | NHK WORLD-JAPAN
Three legends of the music world come together on tiny desk concerts JAPAN! Akiko Yano made her striking solo debut with "JAPANESE GIRL" in 1976 and is celebrating the 50th anniversary of her solo car...
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Arrested Development meme of Lucille Bluth saying "I love all my children equally" followed by a shot of her "earlier that day..." saying "I don't care for Gob.", except the Kool-Aid Man has been crudely pasted over her and the subtitles read: "I love all my flavors equally" followed by "I don't care for Grape."
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i never knew that Andy Weir wrote official Ready Player One fanfiction, but also, in my heart, i *knew*, you know?
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on one hand, having a list of world trees with only three entries seems pretty small, but on the other hand we've only got the one world, so three trees is punching above our weight
A screenshot of Wikipedia's page of "Category: World trees" showing only the concept of the "World tree", a general "Mesoamerican world tree" and "Yggdrasil"
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
its like they say, an ounce of introspection means listening to a pound of The Cure
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think that sweeping phaser synth said it best: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the midnight tide of paul revir
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
since they reversed the flow its technically a revir
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mere!! its so good!!!
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh yeah i’ve been playing that on steam! i just wanna make Shiori et al out of numbered blocks
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Konami’s ios picross game taught me that what i need is more picross where i draw vn and dating sim characters
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
meanwhile i’m wondering if i would even get to 10 watched, let alone “favorites”
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
while i'm thankful duck duck go's image search has a "flag AI image" option, i feel like investigating a png from "crAIyon.com" didn't need my ingenuity to crack the case.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fascinated that this clip from the 80s tv show Fame has one of the leads singing “In Your Eyes” from Project A-Ko youtu.be/qQi3dqXuEzc
youtu.be
In Your Eyes - Olivia Barash
YouTube video by mark1814
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coyote v acme very good
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
no but maybe try explaining it to me another 300 times
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will never play Meowdoku
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SUDDEN・DESU @sudden-desu.net · 24/09/2026
I haven't advertised this in a while so: I also run a blog about Japanese bubble era (1980s to early 90s) aesthetics. If you enjoy retro Japanese style, consumerism, and pop culture (which presumably you do if you follow this account), check out BUBBLISM here: bubblism.jp
bubblism.jp
𝘉𝘜𝘉𝘉𝘓𝘐𝘚𝘔・Japanese pop style in the bubble era
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my parents have been going to japan off and on since the late 90s to visit my older brother and every time they see a Shakey’s they’re so tickled. (also by the term “Viking”)
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
boooooooooooo but also i love a good grudge thread
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Digger looks like if Mortdecai thought it was going to win Oscars.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mamoru Hosoda spends two hours investigating
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yakuza has not taught me go or shogi. it will NEVER teach me go or shogi.
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i bet those fools love shakshuka
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
avoiding discourse about current billboard chart-toppers by being in the backseat of a rideshare while the driver jams out some truly dire bluegrass gospel
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karobit @karobit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Grover and I at the banks of the river, staring at the fish, shouting “Explain your ways!”
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