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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
He also spent the whole time blaming other people for the problems and was adamant that people dressing up to take the plane was important… while wearing jeans and a windbreaker at the pulpit in airports.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@heavyweight.bsky.social I’m listening to the latest Serial season, The Idiot, and Allen Gessen sounds like the kind of guy you’d be friends with.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Exhibit #99,782 that getting bullied in high school would put these people in check before they can ruin things for everyone else.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
So the new leader of Hungary is called Peter Hungary? I’m suprised they even needed to vote.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
How much money is attributed to making this man supremely informed on everything at all times?
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
In the words of Ghostface Killah on Angels, « Fuck Charlie! That's right, y'all »
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Was that before he said the Democrats are the biggest evil after Iran or after?
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Trump discovering (for the umpteenth time probably) that the earth is a spehere and not a rectangle.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Vox populi, vox dei
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Watching Cars (2006) for the first time and I cannot think of a less appealing world than anthropomorphic cars.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Markwayne Mullins as DHS Secretary is not much of an improvement over Kristi Noem.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 02/03/2026
yes, nothing says "innovation reinvention" like a nepobaby trust fund brat with no meaningful experience being gifted a massive hollywood empire by his technofascist dad, who leveraged his corrupt influence over the country's pudding-headed autocrats to box out competitors (?)
hollywoodreporter.com
David Ellison Unveils Sweeping Vision for Warner Bros: “This Is About Reinventing the Business”
HBO Max and Paramount+ will be merged when the deal closes, the mogul told Wall Street early Monday morning.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I appreciate the sentiment but the truth is precedent has had close to zero impact on Trumps decision making process.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Operation Epic Fury is such a bad name for a war of aggression.
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My conversation with the White House's special election cybersecurity expert included allegations about poison soda, medical experimentation, "Satanists," and a moment where it sounded like he began to cry. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
talkingpointsmemo.com
Meet the ‘Cabal’-Hating ‘Special Government Employee’ Involved in the Fulton County FBI Raid
Clay Parikh unloaded in a nearly two hour conversation with TPM.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Angine de Poitrine youtu.be/Te1HkBx7rDw?...
youtu.be
Angine de Poitrine - Mata Zyklek (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The incompetent ICE officers remind me of the western volunteers who went to fight for Ukraine in the first months of war. They thought it was Call of Duty and did not work out, to be polite.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It will not be sophisticated but rather crass and bumbling.. and brazen.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This is a Stephen Miller special
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Now watch me obstruct local law enforcement analyzing the scene of the crime
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My understanding is he was asked to make a public statement as Susie Wiles demanded the (ranting) primetime address in mid December to counter the discussions and speeches currently being shared in Davos. He has no plan or interest, just riffing through prepared material to get it over with.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Also anime demon with long fingers
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Just seen Grok putting the body of the victim of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis into a bikini. Digital corpse desecration now available to the public.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a hat and sunglasses is wearing a shirt that says mr hap
ALT: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses is wearing a shirt that says mr hap
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
@davidfrum.bsky.social unsure whether to praise illegal American invasion or keep his Anti-Trump streak going
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Hegseth gave a speech that could almost be a car commercial: glory gallantry, America.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Terrible low energy Trump for this Maduro news
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Points for originality
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
We need all this fringe libertarians well versed in maritime law to do their thing
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Och.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Donal Trump falling asleep at his own meeting looking like
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a bald man in a striped shirt and suspenders
ALT: a bald man in a striped shirt and suspenders
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
They’re all hypocrites and while this should be highlighted, the true division is not race or culture, but class and money.
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‎ً @spaenydoll.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real. barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
What’s a new with Tulsi Gabbard? Did she realize how crazy this admin is or are they just keeping her in the wings until they need a new distraction room?
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Cap the trilogy with a gritty popeye reboot called Olive Oyl
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
This is par on course for the man: www.gq.com/story/donald...
gq.com
Donald Trump Shared a Hilarious Story About Not Wanting to Help a Dying Man
"He was right in front of me, and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him."
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Even as a metaphor this is too heavy handed
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
@andrewbowser.bsky.social I just recognized you in an episode of Homicide: Life on the Streets as a prep school kid along with Elijah Wood. Wild Easter egg.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
A sci fi story where corporations figured out how to use excess brain power and have incentivized the smartest people to idle in front if tv all day in exchange for monetization. An intrepid reporter discovers a conspiracy to eventually cut the revenue and hold the brains in servitude.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Trump tried to pull a Gaddafi today at the UN. www.theguardian.com/world/2009/s...
theguardian.com
Libyan leader Gaddafi speaks for more than an hour at UN general assembly
Unscripted speech touched on various issues including swine flu and the JFK assassination
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
He knew he misspoke, look at his little side look right after. This is the first time I’ve ever seen him realize or tacitly acknowledge his bullshit.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
It’s to confuse would be thieves
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
It’s crazy if this ends up being his last statement/what killed him
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The secret is to make a multi post tweet where no one ever gets close to the explanation.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Finally watched a video with this man, regarding him with caution. What wisdom does he have to share or is it peril
Anthony Fantano the music YouTube guy
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Couldn’t say it to his face
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
This is the curmudgeon energy we need.
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Karl Guzzman @karlguzzman.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
They recycled the Saddam character into Trump which is a good reference but also incredibly lazy. A true Sourh Park gag.
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