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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement)

@karldandenell.bsky.social
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Technical Writer, SFWA, VP16, samsara surfer, cat servant, drinker of tea and whiskey. Stories all over the small press realms.

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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 2h
Ahem.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 2h
As a writer, I found the finale of Lanterns to be satisfying. As a former comic book reader of Green Lantern, I was basically bouncing in my seat.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My re-acquaintance with the unemployment claims portal reminds me that despite my proximity to Silicon Valley, I have to use crappy government code.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Face of the young beast who survived an encounter with a car with only broken bones. Six weeks of rest and drugs. For both of us.
Tabby cat in response, slightly stoned
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Earth’s driest desert is covered in wildflowers right now www.sfgate.com/news/world/a...
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Earth’s driest desert is covered in wildflowers right now
Spring has arrived in the Southern Hemisphere, and even Chile's Atacama Desert is blossoming.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And the budget cuts land on a Friday afternoon. Of course. And of course two cats had surgery in the past 2 weeks. Go away, Suck Fairy. Go bother someone in DC.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DayJob was obnoxious today, but the new ferry dock has a great sunset view.
Sunset over SF bay.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FAT BEAR WEEK has a new champion. The NYT makes the article free (AFAIK). www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/s...?
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Alaska’s Fat Bear Week Winner Is 89 Backpack
Alaska’s Fat Bear Week finds its newest champion in a bear that overcame an injury in 2007 that nearly killed him.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somehow, I’ve managed to kick loose the power cord on my computer. Again. I’m moving that sucker behind the desk and taping it down. I swear to Zogg.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Forget the cone of shame. Today’s Cat is kept away from their stitches by the onesie.
Disgruntled black cat wearing a pink onesie because he was a bad boy and needed stitches
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So this week the Suck Fairy brought me bills from two visits to the vet from two different cats that both required anesthesia. I joked with the vet tech that by this time I should have my own parking space at the hospital. Apparently, he’d heard that joke several times that week.
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Janice S. Smith @janicessmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This. Totally.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My daughter is attending a workshop in San Francisco. Walks past a Japanese sweet shop every day. Tonight she brought this home. The back of the box translates to: “Adorable baked goods featuring a rabbit on the moon. A heart that appreciates the beauty of autumn”
Rabbit jumps over moonInside candy box with bunny4 wrapped candies
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Double jab day! Begone flu and COVID. (Nobody sneeze around me for the next 48 hours, ‘kay?)
Two Walgreens bandages covering vaccination spots
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 18/09/2026
While RFK Jr.'s been shouting "Make America Healthy Again" from the rooftops, over 160 foods have been recalled so far this year. There’s nothing healthy about food-borne illness.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Craigslist "Free stuff" is my go-to for recycling/reusing. Usually, anything I put on there (even old lawn furniture) is claimed within a few hours. Worst case, overnight. But this week, no one wants two spindles of blank CDs and sleeves. Guess everyone just streams.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just found my retirement project.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Did some fine-tuning on my story layout in Bullet Points 15. There are some cool ideas through the issue. Next month, y'all!
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good day to you, sir. I said, good day!
Screenshot of weather app showing extremely hot weather for a traditionally cool region.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Coming soon..
Cover of Issue 27 - Stupefying Stories
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
All together now... "STOP CALLING ME OUT"
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It was another can't-wait-to-retire week in DayJob, but last night I got to do proof edits for an upcoming SF short story. I think you're going to like this one.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@wiswell.bsky.social - I've always been a sucker for Rodan. Great artist, better kaiju.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Reprint sale! Look for me soon-ish in BULLET POINTS. If you're a fan of MilSF, do yourself a favor and check out the magazine. @bulletpoints.bsky.social.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh dear, I seem to have pre-ordered some books today. <glances at teetering pile on unread books> Oh dear.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Not at Worldcon this year. For reasons. www.firewombats.com/no-im-not-at...
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No, I’m not at Worldcon this year | Beware of Fire Wombats
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I truly loathe any company who subjects prospective employees to this bullshit.
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Wright the Werewolf @werewolfwright.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In light of the Passing of Icons Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, remember what they stood for. Be Good, Be funny, Be weird, Be yourself without compromise, but most of all, be Kind. Be loving, be a Light, shining into the world that shouts "You are not alone and I love you."
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, but not Mitch McConnell or the Felon in Chief? Go sit in the timeout corner, Death, and think about what you did wrong. Sheesh.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy New Story Day to me (and other folks, too!). “Blood of the Hierophant” is now available in Wyldblood Issue #19. The muse was kind on this one. wyldblood.com/2026/08/21/w...
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Wyldblood #19 is out now! | Wyldblood Press
Nine fantastic new stories in a brand new anthology magazine - out now. “My father says that there were more stars in the sky when he was young.”The Quiet That Awaits Us Then - M. Shedric Simpson “I’m...
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yes, I know this is a social media promotion. And yes, it makes me want to go to New York.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Demons in Sin City? Why, of course! You can read all about in December. The perfect gift for anyone on your list who likes spec fic. Pre-order now and escape the holiday rush!
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In honor of Black Cat Day, I present the Void Brothers -- Decaf (larger beast) and Chai.
Two black cats looking out a window.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Page @effies.bsky.social
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Stopped at a traffic light this and saw a sign for “Christmas Tree farm” coming soon. Not today, Satan.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The real reason you couldn't see the eclipse.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Replace "pounds" with "dollars" and "London" with "New York" and you have the US version.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
10/10 - no notes
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Larger review later. For now - 5 STARS to *A TRADE OF BLOOD* by @robertjbennett.bsky.social. This is the 4th appearance of his fabulous pair of investigators, and I'm all for it. When—not if—you read this book, don't skip the Author's Note in the back. Seriously.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Friday troubles - the DayJob taunts me until I can curl up on the couch and devour more of A TRADE OF BLOOD by @robertjbennett.bsky.social.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Peptide questions? Read the thread.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I read Richard Lattimore’s version in college. Figured it was time to tackle it again with fresh eyes.
Cover of The Odyssey - Emily Wilson’s translation
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Get some short fiction in your brain this weekend! Includes my tale, "The Avenging Angel of Big Robinson." Available now from all the places! www.metastellar.com/books/the-be...
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The Best of MetaStellar Year Five
metastellar year Five anthology available at your favorite book retailers Fifty-one riveting tales from the most talented new science fiction, fantasy, and horror writers. The proceeds from this an…
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@fatsam.bsky.social - nice to see you here! I cherish my old paperbacks of the Continuing Time series.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
On my neighborhood free goods/services for trade site, there's a tech bro making what appears to be an honest offer of a clean, safe bedroom to fellow neighbors in need. On specific nights. --It's his Tesla in "camping mode." (Who knew?) So many questions.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
repeating the mantra bsky.app/profile/trek...
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Look! More vaporware from the muskrat.
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Paging @effies.bsky.social
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Karl Dandenell (he/him dreams of retirement) @karldandenell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
PRO: New computer! CON: Discovering all the software updates pending. (Same as it ever was.)
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