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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Valve is out here outclassing everyone else when it comes to art design. Nintendo is the same, but in the completely opposite direction.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The anti-ai sentiment in coding is, frankly, anti intellectual. Coding is the one thing ai ethically. What, you only use code generated by artisan hands? Come off your high horse. There are only so many ways code can be executed. Coding is a science, not an art.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wardogs is great. It feels like what I thought battlefield 2 felt like back in the day (through the nostalgia tinted glasses) Laying next to someone when you’re both dying and playing a character/doing a bit is so fun.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need Trump to stop telling me that my 401k is booming because every time I check it, it’s either sideways for the last year, or just down.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I heard you can only get salmonella from salmon. I also heard you can only get clyclospora from bicycling.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don’t even like Hasan but goodbye, carville - you useless gator.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This Hank green situation really exposes the anti-ai people as the zealots they are. Jesus Christ. Is ai a problem? Yes. Is it causing us to have higher power bills? Yes. Is it a bubble? Yes. But did Hank green personally cause you to not have drinking water? No.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Why am I having fomo over EverQuest legends? I never played the original. I can’t even sit at my computer for more than 30m at a time. Why is my brain like this? Probably because I’ll always be chasing that launch day MMO high that DAoC and WoW gave me, multiple lifetimes ago.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s cool today chickens have a dynamic HUD health system. Wattle/comb looking vibrant red? That’s a healthy bird. If it looks pale, she might not be laying eggs - she’s either old or needs attention. Discoloration and pale? Yo that bird needs a powerup, stat.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh, FFX is 25 years old? Fuck my bones
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Of course Platner is a bad person. He has a nazi tattoo on his chest. He didn’t remove it. Then claimed “oh, is that what that is?” like we’re all fucking stupid. I never bought in on him. His politics he was peddling? Seemed good. Everything else was a dumpster fire just waiting for a match.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The one good thing that will come from this complete social upheaval is the music from the kids who grew up apathetic and angry that the world turned out like this. If only my generation could have fixed it. We got caught up in the “hope and change” and pretended the work was done.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Holy hell, a genuinely good modest mouse album? It’s been so long.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
trump talks like how they write dialog in THE LEGEND OF ZELDA, with the WORDS IN RED being emphasized, quite frankly they call it SKIMMABLE dialog, skimmable
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If the world ends tonight, I just have one thing to say. Fuck every last one of you who got us here, you absolute pieces of shit. If not, carry on. But still fuck you all. I guess that’s my post Easter message.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
💬How much do I need to pay to be in on Trumps insider trading WhatsApp group chat?
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
meaningFUL I’m on to you, Jon Oliver.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Even the people who love you the most in this life are molecularly repulsed by your touch.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
If you grew up with Asheron’s Call, RuneScape or early EverQuest, you owe yourself to check out the Project Gorgon demo. I forgot what is was like to have an MMO with so much old school life in it. Is it grindy? Hell yeah, that’s how you get better. Does it look crappy? Yeah. But that isnt the focus
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Y’all remember when good pizzas were 13 dollars for a big ass pie? And you were seem like “yeesh, 13? Well, we’re splurging so it’s cool.” Anyway they are 25 bucks now.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
We should just call it “Trumpwashing” at this point. Sanewashing isn’t specific enough - the media establishment has never give so out of their way to make someone look coherent and competent.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This administration killed Good.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
THAT’S my fuckin’ rep.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I am currently developing my Nancy Drew script where she uses ChatGPT to solve crimes, becomes a raving lunatic, and ends up participating in Jan 6th. And no one can stop me!
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Man, fuck Biden. He did nothing about the coup. The fake electors scheme. The Russia connections. The full on proof that Trump is a pedophile and accessory to child murderer. “We can’t exert control over the justice department.” Uh huh. So you tell them to do nothing instead?!
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Finally. The Epstein files. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
justice.gov
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Why must the world be so Orwellian? The Donal J Trump institute of peace? Really? The guy committing war crimes in international waters AT BEST - we’re not at war, so these are just murders. And threading to bomb what, like 5 countries so far? War is peace Freedoms is slavery Ignorance is strength
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
someone give the secretary of eggs a raise. just great work
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
@powerllama.com I have bested you in classic mode Like the old days
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Put Rick moranis in more than just Metroid prime 4. Maybe Mario needs some help in the mushroom kingdom. Some bumbling quips will help him get those coins for sure!
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Valve needs to work with easy-anti cheat (and others) to make that work in SteamOS. Whether that’s a special, encrypted kernel level A-OK security check that’s available to developers or what. Not having that will really limit the push of SteamOS on Deck, Machine and Frame.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
If you have half a brain, you’re wondering why Trump bought the miss universe organization in 1996 and then sold it in 2015. Really think about why.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
ok for serious how many people did trump grab by the genitals?
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Today has been wild. From Valve becoming a full fledged hardware company to thousands of Epstein emails coming out where you click on any of them at random, you see our current presidents name.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The people want their desk back. Just think of all the things it’s seen. W sipping beer off its edge. Obama wearing a tan suit. Clinton sampling the interns. And now it sits in maralago in a corner. Given to the US in 1880, and trump just steals it. Another apt comparison.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Dems: i.natgeofe.com/n/f3500942-4...
It’s a picture of a cave. Get it?
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Turns out if you run on something, you win. PLEASE REMEMBER THIS, DEMOCRATS
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The real reason Trump destroyed the East Wing was because he didn’t want the hall of Presidents’ Sposes there. Hilary Clinton and Michelle Obama in HIS house? Naw, he can’t have that. Where is that going to go? It’s not gonna be in his fancy ballroom. #letthemeatcake
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Trump has given the directives to kill suspected drug dealers on American soil So No proof needed. No day in court. Just to kill therm with no due process.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I will never get over the fact that the man who told everyone to clean thier rooms has so much mold in his house that it’s literally killing him. Clean your room, Jordan.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Ah. Finally, the raids make sense. This entire administration can come down to “how does this make trump and his rich friends even richer?”
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. We've always been at war with Portland, Chicago, New York City, San Francisco, and Detroit.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
dog jumps in the medbed
A teenager animorphing into a golden retriever dog.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
hi my name is jimmy fallon and i'm so milquetoast that the president won't cancel me (fake) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (tussles trumps hair)
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The anti-fascists are now designated terrorists. Just… can his supporters just think for 2 seconds about this?
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The FBI is a complete joke under Kash Patel. There's been two people they arrested and questioned, and both times Kash was like "WE GOT EM" and later was like "we let them go, not them." Now they want tips from the public? Here's my tip - you're the FB-fucking-I. Figure it out.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
So, it’s ok to look at a person and go “that’s a brown, we can arrest” but if you dare to try and give them affirmative action, that’s racist. The Supreme Court has no moral center, or any sort of consistency. It’s “whatever the fascist-in-chief wants, he gets”.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
"No new wars! Peace President! He'll end all the conflicts in the world!" (renames DoD to Department of War)
This pikachu is shocked.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I’m never leaving my house again. abcnews.go.com/amp/Health/f...
abcnews.go.com
Florida surgeon general says state is moving to 'end all vaccine mandates'
Florida is moving to "end all vaccine mandates" in the state, Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo announced at an event on Wednesday.
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