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@karf.bsky.social
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why am I the way I am twitch.tv/awkwardsocial

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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, the new stuff is fairly seamless. The only one I’ve noticed is the camping quest. But it was like 22 years ago, back when I was an entirely different person. It’s wild to think about. Also, I love your chickens! Chicken tax attached!
Three chickens on a chair
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Dems: i.natgeofe.com/n/f3500942-4...
It’s a picture of a cave. Get it?
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
dog jumps in the medbed
A teenager animorphing into a golden retriever dog.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
"No new wars! Peace President! He'll end all the conflicts in the world!" (renames DoD to Department of War)
This pikachu is shocked.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I hope this is true - I created a feature request a long time ago for this. I wanted it to fade the volume instead of simply pausing, to reduce the possibility of waking the user up when the audio is paused.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
For historical preservation:
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Ginger cats are the best. When you get one that is loving, they bond for life and they bond HARD. My ginger boy just purrs and purrs when I look at him, and always wants to be near me. He's 16 and an old man now.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
"And after I do this, I get gold? Golden nuggets, so-delicious?" "Well-" "🎵Baaaa-aaaskets of gol-den nuggets, all for me-me-meme!🎵" "We have to serv-" ".... I made another presidential poopie."
Some loser (Trump) holding a fry basket inside a McDonalds because he thinks he's smart. But he's not.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
So close to being a one percenter. I'm a two percenter, though?
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
Uh
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
you did youngspeak so well, wall street journal.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
does this trigger anyone else
it says 'Nvidia app' but it doesn't capitalize app but it does capitalize Nvidia
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
This is why giving you hope can just let you down harder.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
I dunno, why do you?
Headline that poses the important question "Why do birds masturbate?"
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